Janet Jackson Headlining?

[TheDayman]

Anyone else feel Janet might be spreading herself a little thin?

[Supernintendo Chalmers]

12 minutes ago, Keithy said:

Aye, not been relevant for years. Weak headliner imo.

Let's be honest, @MetaKate's inclusion in the initial poster is pure tokenism 

[Doug85]

1 hour ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

Honestly didnt realise that these people existed.

Baffled me too but more seem to have crawled out of the woodwork recently. 

[morph100]

12 minutes ago, LostHorizon said:

Anyone else feel Janet might be spreading herself a little thin?

 

 

Loving the good causes at the bottom ?

[fatyeti24]

Hey guys,

does anybody think MetaKate could headline the Other Stage?  If it's good enough for the Cure and the Stone Roses then I don't see why not.

[Quark]

18 minutes ago, LostHorizon said:

Anyone else feel Janet might be spreading herself a little thin?

I hate you.  I've just had to explain to someone at work exactly what was making me giggle so much.  To her credit I didn't just get the expected blank stare after I'd tried to explain it.

[StoneCircle]

Spotted on Twitter 

[Quark]

1 hour ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

Honestly didnt realise that these people existed.

Never seen 'em. I think I exist.

[Woffy]

1 minute ago, Quark said:

I hate you.  I've just had to explain to someone at work exactly what was making me giggle so much.  To her credit I didn't just get the expected blank stare after I'd tried to explain it.

They've sussed out how to humour you then?

 

I'm finally genuinely excited for Janetonbury.

[Quark]

Just now, Woffy said:

They've sussed out how to humour you then?

 

I'm finally genuinely excited for Janetonbury.

The whole office learned long ago to strike the balance between being po-faced and sending me off in a huff, and actually laughing and just encouraging me to keep going. 

[henry bear]

Could have been awkward if Elton was playing this year. From a 2016 Rolling Stone interview:

”For someone whose singles aren’t on the charts anymore, Elton still attracts the attention of a pop star in his prime. There have been scraps aplenty, beginning a decade ago by ripping on Madonna for lip-syncing in concert. “I say what I feel,” says Elton. “I probably went too far with Madonna, and I got very personal and I wrote her – she was very gracious.” Still, it’s an issue for a singer whose tenor has become growly but relies on no artificial enhancement. “You know, fucking music magazines writing a review of Janet Jackson saying, ‘This is the greatest show – four and a half stars.’ It’s fucking lip-synced! Hello! That’s not a show! I’d rather go and see a drag queen. Fuck off.”

 

[Sasperella]

2 minutes ago, henry bear said:

"You know, fucking music magazines writing a review of Janet Jackson saying, ‘This is the greatest show – four and a half stars.’ It’s fucking lip-synced! Hello! That’s not a show! I’d rather go and see a drag queen. Fuck off.”

Ah, Elton.. tell it like it is, mate. I'm actually pretty gutted he's not playing now!

[flyingmonkeypigs]

2 hours ago, Doug85 said:

Her debut album of Met-K was groundbreaking 

I preferred her experimental side-project, Keta-Mate

[Ayrshire Chris]

1 hour ago, LostHorizon said:

Anyone else feel Janet might be spreading herself a little thin?

Cap well and truly doffed. Posts like this really sum up what a typical Glasto lover is.   

[T-Mouse]

Stolen from Twitter

[TheDayman]

58 minutes ago, Quark said:

I hate you.  I've just had to explain to someone at work exactly what was making me giggle so much.  To her credit I didn't just get the expected blank stare after I'd tried to explain it.

You're welcome (I think?) ?

[buddiepaul]

BBC News website picked up on it too..

[parsonjack]

Hilarious......Kylie Jenner ?

 

[Gnomicide]

Good grief.

[balti-pie]

Wendy Williams has a fascinating face. It’s so immobile! 

Looking forward to the festival move to London, and Kylie Jenner will be great I’m sure. (She’s the makeup bird, right? I’m old and very out of touch with this kind of thing) 

[SwedgeAntilles]

 

 

[FloorFiller]

Can’t wait for Keeping Up With the Kardashians live from the Pyramid.

[gfest2009]

38 minutes ago, parsonjack said:

Hilarious......Kylie Jenner ?

 

This has to be satire... No?

[buddiepaul]

5 minutes ago, gfest2009 said:

This has to be satire... No?

You would like to think so, bit I am not so sure.  The audience, really??

[Avalon_Fields]

Meta-llica-Kate for the Friday rock slot! You heard it here first.