Janet Jackson Headlining?

[mashedonmud]

30 minutes ago, BlackZeppelin said:

 

I dont give a flying fart through a donut

strange image.

Bizarre image

 The French version of doughnut holes are called pet de nonne, which translates to "Nun's Fart." The Frenchdoughnut was allegedly created when a nun in Marmoutier was preparing food and farted. The other nuns laughed so hard that she accidentally dropped a spoonful of dough in a pot of boiling water.24 Apr 2013

Couldn't find an image but thought this useless 'fact' may be useful. ?

Edited March 18, 2019 by mashedonmud

[Ayrshire Chris]

1 hour ago, mashedonmud said:

 The French version of doughnut holes are called pet de nonne, which translates to "Nun's Fart." The Frenchdoughnut was allegedly created when a nun in Marmoutier was preparing food and farted. The other nuns laughed so hard that she accidentally dropped a spoonful of dough in a pot of boiling water.24 Apr 2013

Couldn't find an image but thought this useless 'fact' may be useful. ?

I just hope he doesn’t work in Greggs 

[Supernintendo Chalmers]

Maybe she IS headlining after all! ?

[gfest2009]

1 minute ago, Supernintendo Chalmers said:

Maybe she IS headlining after all! ?

I had to go and check this was legit. It did NOT disappoint ???

[CaledonianGonzo]

Likewise.  Just checked and that's fucking funny.

[H.M.V]

1 minute ago, gfest2009 said:

I had to go and check this was legit. It did NOT disappoint ???

Me too.  

[HeyPorter]

Awww Slowthai has been kicked off it again too. 

[SwedgeAntilles]

21 hours ago, Big Vern said:

Wow so so triggered, just chilax dude

Honkin' patter 

[CaledonianGonzo]

I want to go on record as admiring the hustle there. Fair fucking play for having a wee chance.

[Supernintendo Chalmers]

Yaaassss Queen! Slay!*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

* I have no idea what those words mean

[SwedgeAntilles]

34 minutes ago, Supernintendo Chalmers said:

Maybe she IS headlining after all! ?

That's absolutely amazing.

[stuie]

1 hour ago, Supernintendo Chalmers said:

Maybe she IS headlining after all! ?

Fuck sake! Is she for real? ???

Has any other band/artist done this before? 

[Mattymooz]

1 minute ago, stu_kent said:

Fuck sake! Is she for real? ???

Has any other band/artist done this before? 

The Sherlocks(?) I think did it a couple of times last year

[Supernintendo Chalmers]

12 minutes ago, stu_kent said:

Fuck sake! Is she for real? ???

Has any other band/artist done this before? 

It's great, isn't it?! 

[CaledonianGonzo]

We don't know that the office didn't send it to her as is. 

 

[CaledonianGonzo]

By which I mean there's definitely been a strategic decision this year on the design front to place the main five artists all on the same level.

[gigpusher]

I'd guess that it's her management that has asked for it and that Glastonbury provided it. 

[Madyaker]

Pretty embarrassing headliner if it's true.

[Doug85]

Wow.... she may as well have had her name in huge letters and everyone else microscopic. 

[Purple aki squat]

1 hour ago, Supernintendo Chalmers said:

Maybe she IS headlining after all! ?

Alternative headliner.

Strange that a Jackson makes an obviously false statement.

[Phoenix Girl]

I haven’t been following this thread much but I regret that now. Absolute gold. 

I mean fair play to her. You’ve got to blow your own trumpet. 

[Razza_bezza]

59 minutes ago, stu_kent said:

Fuck sake! Is she for real? ???

Has any other band/artist done this before? 

The Sherlock’s last year did it to the Amazons swapped places for  y not festival ?

Edited March 18, 2019 by Razza_bezza

[Ayrshire Chris]

Victor Meldrews catchphrase comes to mind 

[Superunknown]

Delusions of grandeur comes to mind. 

[Matt42]

Wow that is crazy how delusional her team obviously are. For an hour set which she’s definitely going to mime at.

Its clearly an edit too. Also she put the location as “London”.