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CaledonianGonzo

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    'Female, not British' artist for Sunday legend slot

    You've answered your own question. 99% of people wouldnt give a fiddlers. Cher, on the other hand, is definitely having a wee moment.
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    2019 Headliners

    It's not an exciting thought, but they're still undoubtedly a headliner and it's more or less their turn again. Even if the band themselves have moved on, for a certain type of stuck in a rut indie kid they're about the last game in town.
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    Has anyone here ever met Jarvis Cocker of Pulp?

    More considerate than the corporeal version of the same events. Edit: When he played Connect Festival in 2007(?) he stunk the place out so much that my Beastie Boys-obsessed pal overdid it on the peripheral comestibles and climbed the high fence in an attempt to escape the site......thereby missing Ad Rock and the lad's last ever Scottish gig.
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    Has anyone here ever met Jarvis Cocker of Pulp?

    His solo shows were so heroically boring that I astrally projected myself onto the stage to give him a wedgie.
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    Has anyone here ever met Jarvis Cocker of Pulp?

    Bit needy, Jarv
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    2019 Headliners

    Arctic Monkeys delivering a set that actually entertains the crowd is a fairly substantial gamble.
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    2019 Headliners

    He'd probably look at the fact that Jay and Ye both did it and also managed to get a fee that they found acceptable.
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    Tour Announcements & Upcoming Gigs

    I'm afraid that you'll have to make do with a lobster.
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    Tour Announcements & Upcoming Gigs

    Chaos is Feminine is my favourite Muse song.
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    'Female, not British' artist for Sunday legend slot

    1. Thom Yorke That's it.
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    'Female, not British' artist for Sunday legend slot

    A wee touch of sarcasm. A good % of the male headliners - Chris Martin, Damon Albarn, Jagger, Bruce Springsteen - are doing so with hair and teeth that they didn't start out with.
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    Tour Announcements & Upcoming Gigs

    I've had recriminations from girls from many nations I've taken classes of terfs of all classes Transmisogny......won't recognise your identity Transmisogyny......that word can apply to me
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    'Female, not British' artist for Sunday legend slot

    Still less reconstructed than Kenny Rogers.
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    'Female, not British' artist for Sunday legend slot

    She'd certainly the first person to ever play the Pyramid Stage after having cosmetic surgery.
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    Tour Announcements & Upcoming Gigs

    That's just because the dragon of chaos* is tempting you towards the void of female darkness** * a Klingon **where no man has gone before.
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    'Female, not British' artist for Sunday legend slot

    Wee bit from Emily, maybe not worth its own thread:
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    Other Stage Delay Towers

    Dunno if Hyde Park is the standard bearer tbh:
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    Paul McCartney Tour

    10 years ago maybe. But with Xmas starting earlier every year most folk will be finishing up or already have gone off by the 21st. The 21st will still be pretty crackers, mind.
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    Paul McCartney Tour

    Got my hotel booked in already - I've got no desire whatsoever to be on that last train to Edinburgh.
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    Paul McCartney Tour

    Not the US cheap toasters Black Friday; the bladdered British version when everyone's having their Xmas night out.
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    Paul McCartney Tour

    The Glasgow show is on Black Friday, so could well get a little raucous.
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    'Female, not British' artist for Sunday legend slot

    Fuck yer Where The Wild Roses Grow. Stefan Dennis guest slot for a duet on Don't It Make You Feel Good.
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    Tour Announcements & Upcoming Gigs

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    Tour Announcements & Upcoming Gigs

    Wait until your hear what I think of his fans.
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    Paul McCartney Tour

    Looking forward to crowdsurfing to Wonderful Christmastime wearing nothing but a string of fairy lights.
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