Quark

At the weekend I bought a pack of boxers with dinosaurs on them. Mrs Q says I look like a giant toddler. They make me smile more than is acceptable for a man in his 40s.

For my birthday once when I was a kid my brother bought me a copy of Meatloaf's Bat Out Of Hell II on picture vinyl. Absolutely made up. Put it on the turntable for its first spin and it was so warped as to be unlistenable. I was gutted, but we had a chat and decided that the main thing for me was to be able to listen to it, so he took it back and traded it at the record shop for the CD and a couple of Iron Maiden shirts. Put the CD on for its first proper play, only to realise that the album version of the first track has about a minute of massively distorted guitar nonsense. My vinyl copy had been absolutely fine. I was, once again, gutted.

Best one ever apparently.

Bugger!

Prison term isn't it? Can't remember the exact long form but it's to do with them being kept separate from other prisoners I think? Non-communal exercise or something.

Oh bravo

And that one eel that won't shut the fuck up.

First episode of Taskmaster last night. Laughed like a drain as per. This looks like it could be a cracking series.

Comedy headline aside, given that it was the onsite urination problem that came pretty close to fucking the festival over this could be a problem 😞

That's...really quite depressing

I'll go with that. Nostalgia is fine, but you don't want to end up living there. As much as I love 'em, Levellers are a case in point. Should have seen them last year on the new album tour that's been pushed back to this year for very obvious reasons. Because of the year it's now marketed as a 30th Anniversary Tour of Levelling the Land. It'll be criminal if they overlook the material from a (very good) new album in favour of playing LTL back to back, especially after they did it for the 20th and 25th.

Pointless lists. You forgot pointless lists.

Like this you mean? 😄 https://www.nme.com/news/music/the-kooks-announce-inside-in-inside-out-15th-anniversary-uk-tour-2945781 Can't wait for the nostalgia hit of hearing Jackie Big Tits live again

Finished season 2 of Final Space. So glad I stuck with it. Started Squid Game last night. It's like someone got smashed and binge watched Hunger Games and Takeshi's Castle. This is a good thing.

That's next level pretentious. Tell me there was a spoken word section as well, that would just top it off.