Read AND write proficiently of course, capitalising subjects like 'I', and not writing 'i'. Right, right. Or forgetting to add apostrophes. I'm guessing your hands are not keeping up with your quick quick mind.
Just hilarious. All over the shop. You said "my mates had to leave their chairs in the car because they had to get in with no possible way of reentry". If that's not implying fence hopping, I don't know what is. Maybe you didn't, but then, of course, you're "minted".
Tent pegs. Stealing tent pegs. Nothing says being super cool and "minted" like stealing tent pegs.
And then boasting about it on an internet forum.
*slow clap*
Nearly 40 and stealing tent pegs 🤣