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Sasperella last won the day on February 18 2017

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  1. Sasperella

    2019 Stage Predictions

    Yeh, I would say it's more of a clash headache than a bit light!
  2. Sasperella

    2019 Headliners

    Haha! God, I wonder how long it would take with no announcement for us to actually start resorting to this as a method of prediction
  3. Sasperella

    David Attenborough

    This has amused me greatly 🙂 imagine him coming across some mangled, dancing loon in broad daylight in shangri la. I would watch that sort of shit with his narration over the top for days!
  4. Sasperella

    Boomtown 2019: Chapter 11

    Two districts a week is pretty immense
  5. Sasperella

    2019 Headliners

    No offence, Gnomi, but I read this at 6.15am when I was still in bed, and that is far too early to be thinking about anyones Gold Lamé Thingy It did wake me up though tbf!
  6. Sasperella

    Resale Club 2019

    I couldn't agree more
  7. Sasperella

    2019 Headliners

    What do you think slut-shaming is....?
  8. Sasperella

    2019 Headliners

    Fingers crossed for this
  9. Sasperella

    2019 Headliners

    And then claim it's just that his "style of music" doesn't have a place at Glastonbury...
  10. Sasperella

    2019 Headliners

    No fucking way! That's just awful! I hope a lot of punters had some stern words with those misogynistic assholes
  11. Sasperella

    2019 Headliners

    God, I'm not even sure I want to know what this had on it....
  12. Sasperella

    2019 Headliners

    OMG! I am genuinely shocked by this. Why would you bother going FFS! I hope that doesn't happen with Stormzy
  13. Sasperella

    Resale Club 2019

    TBH, I have personally never actually purchased a ticket. But this year I was shit hot on organisation, which I like to think was key to our success Everyone in teams of six, a WhatsApp group for each team and then one WhatsApp group for the team leaders. One of my friends gets through every fucking year since god knows when, but this year someone else got in twice and bought 12 tickets (weirdly, she also got through on the coach tickets on thurs...I half think there's something in that, like they remember your IP or something, but its probably a conspiracy). I know for a fact she just did it by having one browser on one device, pressing refresh not too fast and, most importantly, staying calm. Also go for coaches, because even if only 2 of you secure a coach (as we did), it can bring down the number of groups your trying for on the Sunday. I'll obviously be livid when, after they all bailed this year, we fail to get any tickets next year using this exact method
  14. Sasperella

    Resale Club 2019

    I know, I was so pleased at the time - no man was left behind Obviously I can't be too annoyed at the wedding/imminent baby issues...but yeh, some of the others clearly just don't get it. I was hanging out with the two who are going to the wedding at the weekend. One of them was like "oh its fine, we'll come in 2020, that's the big one anyway"......so I think there's potentially an additional thing of not realising how lucky we were to get all those tickets and how unlikely it will be to happen again! Oh well, ce la vie
  15. Sasperella

    Resale Club 2019

    So I've come over to tell you guys about my group of 19. You might remember I told you I had a few drop outs due to a wedding etc , but since then things have become even worse: 1. In - Me: I am still going and will travel through hell and high water (although hopefully not that much rain water obvs) to get to the G, even if all of my other crew have dropped out and 2. Out - wedding 3: Out - wedding 4: Out - only knows the two people who are out due to the wedding 5: Out - pregnant and due Glastonbury weekend 6: Out - wife pregnant and due Glastonbury weekend 7: Out - got dumped by number 8 and decided to book herself a trip to Bali that weekend instead 8: Probably out - Has got a new job which won't let him have the four weeks off he was planning for a three-week Andean climbing trip literally B2B with Glastonbury. May still end up coming as his arm is fucked and he reckons he needs an op on it before risking his life in the mountains. We probs find that out this week. If he can't get the op in time, he'll be coming to the farm 9: Probably out but too scared to tell me - Only really knows people 1-6 and prefers the boomtown lineup and can't do both as currently lives in NYC 10: Probably out but feels too guilty to confirm - Not impressed with the lineup and accidentally booked a family holiday flying out on Monday 1st July and for some reason thinks this is a problem 11: Still in for now - The guy who sits next to me at uni. His first festival, and he's pretty excited but his girlfriend recently realised what a drugs/booze fest Glastonbury is and she's starting to put her foot down... So we'll see how that goes 12-13: In - newbies, want to stay in a camper van 14-15: In - Very excited newbies 16-17: In - Veterans but this year bringing one of their Mum's and her partner for her 70th, so may be a different urrrrm "vibe" from previous years 18-19: In - Newbies, Number 15's Mum and her partner. So, as you can see, my crew may well have more than halved! And somehow lost most of the veterans! However, good news for you guys especially if people really do think like my number 10 does and actually don't want to go due to the lineup (which I didn't think was a thing, but now I realise it is....)