T-Mouse

If you have the ticket thru Ticketmaster, there's no way to differentiate normal tickets and NHS tickets. You'll be fine. Nobody really cares. This was a way of filling seats in the stadium.

Golden Hair by Slowdive weirdly proved the tipping point for me. It might be my last time at the farm for a while for numerous reasons. Kind of all just crystallised and became too much. Still fragile thinking about it.

Fred again Carly Rae Elton

She was half an hour late to a 75 minute headline show. Bollcoks is it pettiness on the festival's side. Same sh*t happened at Coachella with ocean. Have some respect for your audience and the circumstances of your agreement. To hold anyone accountable other than Lana is nonsense

About to spontaneously combust in the crowd at Amadou and Mariam. It's been real everyone. See you on the other side

Setlist wasn't really the issue. That lack of any kind of stage presence was significant. Barely any interaction with the crowd. The occasional "Tremendous". "Fantastic". Dull as dishwater for the most part. Gutted I didn't do hot chip

Supposedly on and off for a couple hours. Should clear later. Hopefully allow everyone to dry off a bit

Back to sunshine and clouds. Glorious tbh

Forcefield has got this easy

Are you ready for love opener confirmed

Annoyingly not a denial. To be expected from Banks who loves a bit of shithousery. Still. All this hinges on who walks out at Woodsies on Friday. If it's Blossom and Astley, it's Joever. If it's Hozier...

If I was a betting man, I would hedge that that was indeed the reason. He was probably told it he had any chance of being ready for Glasto, he would not be able to do Dublin. Feel for you mate

It won't be

Janice! Barbara! Get the kids in. ITS SPITTING

Biblical deluge at this point is the only thing that makes Wednesday difficult. After that forecasts are for a calmer and warmer front moving in from the SW. Could get really hot by the weekend. Also going to be very muggy.

Pegging issues possible but with a potential Sunday fingering. I'll take that

Its hard to make out the poundshop nals from the people overreacting. For years I was a mix of both so I do get it.

The Azores Chode coming in hot

I mean this rollercoaster stuff really is all a bit silly. The forecasts broadly have been saying the same thing all week. Monday-Friday risk of showers but decent temps with chance it all missed us. Weekend could see possible return to stability but too far to have any real certainty. Be sensible. Bring walking boots and maybe have wellies in the car. Also being your suncream and trainers. Anything could happen. But always remember the forcefield. It's real

I'd definitely take a damp Wednesday if it meant getting finger blasted at the weekend.

Stan with Elton doing the Dido bit would send me

It's all nonsense. It's entertainment at this stage. Nobody has a f**king scooby what it'll be like. Just enjoy the ride.

I've gotta say this thread is super f**king entertaining to follow after you truly stop giving a f**k about any of the actual "data".

It could still be either of those things. We are predicting weather 2 weeks away.