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2019 Headliners


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18 minutes ago, Armourman said:

I think the line up should be announced in a 'transfer window slammed shut' format with various members of this site holed up outside recording studios interviewing recently confirmed 'signings'....

"I'm thrilled you know, the Other Stage is one of the top stages in the world, it's a stage with a lot of history and a passionate fanbase. It was always my favourite stage as a kid, and now I'm finally getting the chance to play there I just want to get my head down, work hard and give it 110% you know?"

Interviewer checks notes....."In 2017 didn't you say that the John Peel Tent was your boyhood hero stage, and you always wanted to play that stage?"

"Umm, um, umm, ah, um...."

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3 hours ago, Stokesy10 said:

"Yeh who wouldn't want Muse, who wouldn't want 'em, but they're Rock Wertcher's booking so I can't talk about that. Triffic, triffic band".

All we need is some berk in a yellow tie...

”I’m hearing that Rick Witter has been spotted arriving at Bristol Airport!!”

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7 minutes ago, Hugh Jass said:

All we need is some berk in a yellow tie...

”I’m hearing that Rick Witter has been spotted arriving at Bristol Airport!!”

Yeh and someome making a massive dramatic "Breaking News" statement which you think is gonna be massive cos they get all excited and hold their ear pieces...

"Yes, yes this just in, yep, we can reveal that Kaiser Cheifs, WILL be playing SOMEWHERE at Glastonbury"

 

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7 minutes ago, Stokesy10 said:

Yeh and someome making a massive dramatic "Breaking News" statement which you think is gonna be massive cos they get all excited and hold their ear pieces...

"Yes, yes this just in, yep, we can reveal that Kaiser Cheifs, WILL be playing SOMEWHERE at Glastonbury"

 

News just in... Marcus Mumford is waiting outside the Farmhouse Car Park in Pilton, but we understand there's no agreement between Emily and his management yet. 

(Peter Odemwingie reference - the best deadline day ever)

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5 hours ago, Armourman said:

I think the line up should be announced in a 'transfer window slammed shut' format with various members of this site holed up outside recording studios interviewing recently confirmed 'signings'....

Ignore this, joke already done.

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16 hours ago, Armourman said:

I think the line up should be announced in a 'transfer window slammed shut' format with various members of this site holed up outside recording studios interviewing recently confirmed 'signings'....

Nothing would give me more pleasure! Someone catching Michael Eavis in his jeep as he leaves for a Harry Redknapp style interview.

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