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Assuming Macca and The Wu are in attendance, I hope for this on the Pyramid.

Did you miss Glastonbury? Yes.

Since when did the hype man become the act?!

It felt like the kind of club that would feel edgy to anyone who hasn't enjoyed a night out on Canal Street, Manchester.

When I ventured into NYC Downlow, I honestly couldn't see what all the fuss was about. I had a better time enjoying the structures from the outside and enjoying the entertainment in the queue. Inside, it could have been anywhere. I'm obviously missing something.

Only ever asked him a question during his hour at Speaker's Corner. Emily and I once went to the same gig (John Grant + orchestra at Coulston Hall, Bristol) but that's it. There is no version of the future in which I don't hug Michael if I met him. I would hug Emily too, but with my eyes.

Add me to the list.

I’m not saying Sting’s output is soft, but his reunion band are called The PCSO’s.

I’m not saying Sting’s music is hard work but his next compilation album is called Fields of Lead.

I’m not saying Sting sucks, but tickets to his gigs come with complimentary tubes of Anthisan, with instructions to apply liberally to earholes.

I’m not saying Sting is past it, but his new name is Stung.

When Theresa May was running through her fields of wheat in her rebellious stage, somewhere Sting was playing in the background.

I’ve been busy moving house for the last few days. Can someone summarise where we’re up to? Have Coldplay been announced yet?

As always, I’ve everything crossed for The Roots. Black Thought has just dropped Streams Of Thought 2, and it’s awesome. Their commitment to Jimmy Fallon really gets in the way but they’re well overdue a return to the farm and could easily headline WH.

Black Thought's 'Streams of Thought Vol. 2' is possibly the hip-hop AOTY. Salaam Remi's production is just perfect for BT's flow.