2019 Headliners

[Hugh Jass]

13 minutes ago, Armourman said:

I think the line up should be announced in a 'transfer window slammed shut' format with various members of this site holed up outside recording studios interviewing recently confirmed 'signings'....

“Yeah Bob Smith, top top lad, triffic”

 

[Quark]

18 minutes ago, Armourman said:

I think the line up should be announced in a 'transfer window slammed shut' format with various members of this site holed up outside recording studios interviewing recently confirmed 'signings'....

"I'm thrilled you know, the Other Stage is one of the top stages in the world, it's a stage with a lot of history and a passionate fanbase. It was always my favourite stage as a kid, and now I'm finally getting the chance to play there I just want to get my head down, work hard and give it 110% you know?"

Interviewer checks notes....."In 2017 didn't you say that the John Peel Tent was your boyhood hero stage, and you always wanted to play that stage?"

"Umm, um, umm, ah, um...."

[Mardy]

32 minutes ago, Armourman said:

I think the line up should be announced in a 'transfer window slammed shut' format with various members of this site holed up outside recording studios interviewing recently confirmed 'signings'....

And we're just getting word that it's the Killers...

 

Edited March 8, 2019 by Mardy

[Stokesy10]

"Yeh who wouldn't want Muse, who wouldn't want 'em, but they're Rock Wertcher's booking so I can't talk about that. Triffic, triffic band".

[Crazyfool01]

Dave Grohl has failed the medical unfortunately ... so has signed an agreement to sign in 2050 

[Woffy]

19 minutes ago, Mardy said:

And we're just getting word that it's the Killers...

 

Marvellous post, sir. 

[captainmuscles]

4 hours ago, OddRon said:

Feels like we’ve not had a bullshit dumb rumour in yonks

My Dad sent me this message an hour ago, he's either typing from a parallel universe or he's rediscovered drugs

[Hugh Jass]

3 hours ago, Stokesy10 said:

"Yeh who wouldn't want Muse, who wouldn't want 'em, but they're Rock Wertcher's booking so I can't talk about that. Triffic, triffic band".

All we need is some berk in a yellow tie...

”I’m hearing that Rick Witter has been spotted arriving at Bristol Airport!!”

[Stokesy10]

7 minutes ago, Hugh Jass said:

All we need is some berk in a yellow tie...

”I’m hearing that Rick Witter has been spotted arriving at Bristol Airport!!”

Yeh and someome making a massive dramatic "Breaking News" statement which you think is gonna be massive cos they get all excited and hold their ear pieces...

"Yes, yes this just in, yep, we can reveal that Kaiser Cheifs, WILL be playing SOMEWHERE at Glastonbury"

 

[reflekting]

7 minutes ago, Stokesy10 said:

Yeh and someome making a massive dramatic "Breaking News" statement which you think is gonna be massive cos they get all excited and hold their ear pieces...

"Yes, yes this just in, yep, we can reveal that Kaiser Cheifs, WILL be playing SOMEWHERE at Glastonbury"

 

News just in... Marcus Mumford is waiting outside the Farmhouse Car Park in Pilton, but we understand there's no agreement between Emily and his management yet. 

(Peter Odemwingie reference - the best deadline day ever)

[Armourman]

4 hours ago, Hugh Jass said:

“Yeah Bob Smith, top top lad, triffic”

 

?????

[sime]

4 hours ago, Superscally said:

I've heard the guy who runs it is naked 96% of the time and when he does wear clothes, they're fully day-glo.

I approve of everything about this.

[GMF]

5 hours ago, Armourman said:

I think the line up should be announced in a 'transfer window slammed shut' format with various members of this site holed up outside recording studios interviewing recently confirmed 'signings'....

Ignore this, joke already done.

Edited March 8, 2019 by GMF

[deebeedoobee]

Doghouse and Michael Eavis.  Second song was Fleetwood Mac.  Just saying.

Edited March 8, 2019 by deebeedoobee

[deebeedoobee]

39 minutes ago, deebeedoobee said:

Doghouse and Michael Eavis.  Second song was Fleetwood Mac.  Just saying.

Sorry ill put up a photo when I get to a pc.

Edited March 8, 2019 by deebeedoobee

[Stokesy10]

1 hour ago, deebeedoobee said:

Doghouse and Michael Eavis.  Second song was Fleetwood Mac.  Just saying.

I was listening to Rhiannon as I read this.

Basically confirmed.

[Armourman]

10 hours ago, GMF said:

Ignore this, joke already done.

This made me choke with laughter on my cornflakes!! 

[Kalopsia]

16 hours ago, Armourman said:

I think the line up should be announced in a 'transfer window slammed shut' format with various members of this site holed up outside recording studios interviewing recently confirmed 'signings'....

Nothing would give me more pleasure! Someone catching Michael Eavis in his jeep as he leaves for a Harry Redknapp style interview.

[SwedgeAntilles]

Jim White's a tosser.

[Jake9502]

10 hours ago, deebeedoobee said:

Doghouse and Michael Eavis.  Second song was Fleetwood Mac.  Just saying.

Interesting ? surprised no comments slipped out. He was bound to be asked!

[morph100]

Gaga and fleetwood Mac as last two headliners would be great, don’t fancy the chances much though

[Stokesy10]

55 minutes ago, SwedgeAntilles said:

Jim White's a tosser.

He is. A massive tosser.

However, who's the other guy, oldish, grey hair, English, who does Deadline Day also. He's right up there on the cricket bat list now.

[crocodiles]

3 hours ago, SwedgeAntilles said:

Jim White's a tosser.

Ain't that the truth 

[KeithRichardsWavedAtMe]

2 hours ago, Stokesy10 said:

He is. A massive tosser.

However, who's the other guy, oldish, grey hair, English, who does Deadline Day also. He's right up there on the cricket bat list now.

10/10 for tosspottery levels

[Stokesy10]

44 minutes ago, KeithRichardsWavedAtMe said:

10/10 for tosspottery levels

Mate, he's overtaken Jim for me and that's some going. He tries his best to deliver Stelling-level wit but just sounds like a Grade-A tosser.