eFestivals FC

[Somto Unigwe Raphael]

If you were to make a football team of eFests players (let’s say it’s a Glastonbury vs Download Festival World Cup final) who would your team be?

I’ll go first.

Manager: eFestivals

Starting 11 (4231, format’s a bit messy):

@dentalplan

@thewayiam @stuartbert two hats @Hugh Jass @Superunknown

@CaledonianGonzo @crazyfool1

@The Martini Police @FloorFiller @Matt42

@Mouseboy11

 

Reasoning:

Superunknown will be left back in the changing rooms.

The Martini Police is a well renowned right winger.

Mouseboy is the forum’s own Captain Tsubasa.

Crazyfool will be our controller in the middle of the park.

CalGon captain as he taught me about Bob Dylan.

FloorFiller will be our Aaron Ramsey. Arriving late in the box to put a winner past those stinky Download goers.

Subs: @Yoghurt on a Stick, @TheWaters, @Gnomicide, @kingcrawler, @bamber, @SwedgeAntilles, @priest17

Left out of the squad: Joe Willock, @the wonderwhy

Edited May 31, 2021 by Somto Unigwe Raphael

[the wonderwhy]

Absolutely baffled! 

[Crazyfool01]

Just now, the wonderwhy said:

Absolutely baffled! 

likewise 🙂 ... I wonder why I made it !!! 

[TheWaters]

I think i’m struggling a bit with comprehension today, what does this mean?

[Somto Unigwe Raphael]

Download Team:

@luckysalt

@ToeJaylor @justanothername @Hawky @willutalk

@Andre91 @Hart Attack @jump @lharris92

@Yellow_Fellow @mrtourette

[Somto Unigwe Raphael]

2 minutes ago, crazyfool1 said:

likewise 🙂 ... I wonder why I made it !!! 

No he was left out of the squad.

[Andre91]

5 minutes ago, Somto Unigwe Raphael said:

Download Team:

@luckysalt

@ToeJaylor @justanothername @Hawky @willutalk

@Andre91 @Hart Attack @jump @lharris92

@Yellow_Fellow @mrtourette

I don’t have any idea what’s happening but thank you? 

[Somto Unigwe Raphael]

Just now, Andre91 said:

I don’t have any idea what’s happening but thank you? 

No worries.

[Crazyfool01]

this is almost as odd as the pizza threads ..... and the fudge before it ..... 

[Somto Unigwe Raphael]

Just now, crazyfool1 said:

this is almost as odd as the pizza threads ..... and the fudge before it ..... 

The what before it? 

[Crazyfool01]

Just now, Somto Unigwe Raphael said:

The what before it? 

we had a thread about flavoured fudge quite a few years ago .... might have been a poll .... well at least thats the ref decided by default 

[Mouseboy11]

I won’t let the side down up top, I’m like a young Keisuke Honda 

[Chawk]

@Gucci Piggy/Will2609 gets sent off

Edited May 31, 2021 by Chawk

[Hugh Jass]

16 minutes ago, Somto Unigwe Raphael said:

Download Team:

@luckysalt

@ToeJaylor @justanothername @Hawky @willutalk

@Andre91 @Hart Attack @jump @lharris92

@Yellow_Fellow @mrtourette

We’ll shit’em.

[Somto Unigwe Raphael]

Stoppage time. Score is 2-2. Send our keeper up for a well worked set piece.

 

[the wonderwhy]

7 minutes ago, Chawk said:

@Gucci Piggy/Will2609 gets sent off

Can’t be him, he’s busy doing his dissertation 

[Crazyfool01]

as long as I dont need to head it ..... theres gonna be issues with punctures if I do 

[Somto Unigwe Raphael]

4 minutes ago, crazyfool1 said:

as long as I dont need to head it ..... theres gonna be issues with punctures if I do 

Out of upvotes. Take this fake one instead ⬆️🆙 

[SwedgeAntilles]

I knew the lack of time I'd been spending in the fitness thread would come back to haunt me.

[jump]

Some of these names mentioned are ancient like mrtourette and lharris92.

In any case I’m glad I made the cut and I’m looking forwarding to fucking up the other team.

[paulshane]

Eight day old account. Who's alt are you ?

Edited June 1, 2021 by paulshane

[squirrelarmy]

Two holding defensive midfielders, Is this Southgates efests account?

[thewayiam]

11 hours ago, Somto Unigwe Raphael said:

If you were to make a football team of eFests players (let’s say it’s a Glastonbury vs Download Festival World Cup final) who would your team be?

I’ll go first.

Manager: eFestivals

Starting 11 (4231, format’s a bit messy):

@dentalplan

@thewayiam @stuartbert two hats @Hugh Jass @Superunknown

@CaledonianGonzo @crazyfool1

@The Martini Police @FloorFiller @Matt42

@Mouseboy11

 

Reasoning:

Superunknown will be left back in the changing rooms.

The Martini Police is a well renowned right winger.

Mouseboy is the forum’s own Captain Tsubasa.

Crazyfool will be our controller in the middle of the park.

CalGon captain as he taught me about Bob Dylan.

FloorFiller will be our Aaron Ramsey. Arriving late in the box to put a winner past those stinky Download goers.

Subs: @Yoghurt on a Stick, @TheWaters, @Gnomicide, @kingcrawler, @bamber, @SwedgeAntilles, @priest17

Left out of the squad: Joe Willock, @the wonderwhy

Don't put me in defence Haha. Though days are long gone

[Hugh Jass]

3 hours ago, SwedgeAntilles said:

I knew the lack of time I'd been spending in the fitness thread would come back to haunt me.

Swedge is the TAA of eFests.

[jump]

21 minutes ago, Hugh Jass said:

Swedge is the TAA of eFests.

Stupid question, what's TAA? My head is going to tits and ass.