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  1. Yoghurt on a Stick

    NFR NFC - to tide you over the fallow year

    Hello carlosj, All's well at this end. We finally got our chalet up and running at the start of August, and it's now on Airbnb. We've had 40 bookings so far, so that's not bad. Plus we've got to meet some interesting people, and there's been a few fun moments along the way. Here's a shameless plug for the cabin; https://www.airbnb.co.uk/rooms/26798255 Note - my wife's real name is Stella, not Celia. The Celia bit is an inside joke. And, yes, she's a tree hugger! How's things with you?
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    NFR NFC - to tide you over the fallow year

    Hello vintage, I'm not going for tickets, so will be locked on trying to get you yours.
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    new here? introduce yourself

    Brill username. Welcome.
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    NFR NFC - to tide you over the fallow year

    And on that note, we need to communicate. My services, such as they are, remain available to you, should you require them. Hope that you and your family are all well.
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    Yes, it does speak volumes. I posted it, lest 'we' forget. By 'we' I mean those who have had privilege bestowed up on them at some point. Some aspects of my early life were quite hard / harsh, but even then, is nothing compared to what others experience. To experience poverty, abuse, the whole gambit of negativeness, and still put your hand up as a decent person - well that takes big hairy bollocks, that does. Or big hairy snatch, if you're not a bloke!
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    best youtube vids

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    Advice needed: Wedding invite for the 28th June 2019

    This is a no brainer; Step 1 - Go to Glastonbury and get nice and mashed up. Step 2 - Go to Tuscany to convalesce. That you may well still be speaking in tongues by then is NOT your fault. Nor will be the dribbling! The newlyweds will just have to take this on board as their own fault.
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    Things that annoy you ?

    I wish you both the best of luck with your appeal. It boils my piss when decisions like this are made.
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    Things that annoy you ?

    I love that story feral. It's off the scale wow. What a feeling / what emotions. No wonder you have kept that memory to this day. I've only ever gone 'blind' once after smoking some opiated black. I was going out with a nurse at the time, and was in her nurses accommodation (which I shouldn't have been!), and I'd had a couple of bottles of wine, then started smoking this opiated black. The next thing I know is that I could only see black even though my eyes were open, and I knew the lights were on. To be honest, I went in to a bit of a flap and panicked. I actually recall stumbling around the room and my girlfriend saying what's wrong etc. Then all of a sudden my vision came back. I really thought that I'd gone permanently blind! In connection with the above I also had to leave the nurses accommodation at about 5.30am to go home (yes, I was over the drink / drive limit, which I know is naughty) to get ready for work. Anyway, I drive out of the hospital and in to a dip in the road where there was complete fog. I, again, couldn't see anything - but white this time. I recall getting out of the car and going on my hands and knees to see where the road marking were. So, I'd drive a bit, then get out again, and on to my hands and knees again to look for the road markings. This continued until I was out of the dip, and all was fog clear again. Then guess what happened? I was driving past a notorious drinking den in the Small Heath area of Birmingham, and the place was completely surrounded by police cars. There was probably a fight, stabbing or something serious gone on, and there was I driving through the middle of it, a little paranoid now because of the smoke I'd had the night before. Anyway, I got through it Ok, but it was another scary moment within that last few hours period. When I look back on it, I think that I could easily have been run over when I was on my hands and knees on the road. As an aside - I recall Chris Tarrant saying that him and the Tiswas team used to drink all Friday night in that club, then just get a taxi straight to the studios and do the Tiswas show. There's no way, to my mind, that they could have done that just on alcohol. They simply must have been taking coke and / or speed too.
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    Things that annoy you ?

    Probably, given that my stupidity levels are notoriously high. I'd be running along the lines of just a quick peek wont do any harm!
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    Things that annoy you ?

    Yeah, I much preferred shrooms to acid. I don't take either nowadays though, as I don't want to be that dissociated from myself. And I definitely don't want to see a door with a menacing force behind it!
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    Things that annoy you ?

    I recall taking some acid once, and being completely mesmerised by this flower. It was so beautiful. I really did have a moment at that point when I felt spiritually at one with planet earth, and life itself.
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    Things that annoy you ?

    When I was about 17 years old, we went back to a lads house after the pubs had shut, and nobody had thought to buy any drink, and his mom and dad (who were away on holiday) didn't drink, so had none in. We decided to go to the garage and get on the glue. The only othere things I remember from that evening, is seeing the lad (whose house it was) with his nose in a bag of glue (a Tescos's no frills bag, it was) with each handle hooked over his ears, like a horse would have it's nose bag. Anyway, his parents had a pond with goldfish in, and either he, me, or someone else decided to join them in the pond. Can't quite fully recall who now. Anyway, just say no to glue, kids! And gold fish and coi carp! And garden ponds!
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    Has anyone here ever met Jarvis Cocker of Pulp?

    I know what you mean. My personal Zany - O - Meter is at critical level, and I suspect, will explode soon enough.
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    new here? introduce yourself

    Good luck to you Peter. Will keep my fingers crossed for you.
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