"Really big secret"

[Room to sway]

Would definitely like some Chaka Khan!!

WTF is that #ILoveMyself hashtag tho is she promoting masturbation?

 

[Chewie]

3 minutes ago, mr gumby said:

Sorry if this has already been discussed, could this be the 'big secret'?

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10154371259891751&substory_index=0&id=61619346750

I don't think Chaka Khan would be classed as a big secret

Could still be there though

[CaledonianGonzo]

Isn't she already booked up elsewhere?

[Hugh Jass]

26 minutes ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

Cos he knew that he was outclassed?

Maybe so, but Kurt never put the yards in.

[karaseen]

4 minutes ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

Isn't she already booked up elsewhere?

She's in New Jersey on the Friday

[Heather90]

9 minutes ago, Chewie said:

I don't think Chaka Khan would be classed as a big secret

Could still be there though

I'd still say Barry Gibb has more well known songs for a legend slot. Would definitely go and see her though

[mr gumby]

9 minutes ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

Isn't she already booked up elsewhere?

Apologies, I'd only seen the UK dates. Busy Friday and Saturday. I guess a Sunday spot is possible, but looks only a slim chance.

[Keithy]

10 minutes ago, mr gumby said:

Apologies, I'd only seen the UK dates. Busy Friday and Saturday. I guess a Sunday spot is possible, but looks only a slim chance.

 Chaka Khan't

[ClementsMike]

Imagine Emily doing the big secret reveal, after Radiohead and the Foo's , they'd be inspired to create her image by way of a crop circle, animated by cows walking in circles to be her eyes and mouth, the catch being that she would be on a small stage adjacent to the creation singing a medly of her tunes in time with the animation ..... ladies and gentlemen, we present ..... Chaka Khan!!

 

 

Oh ....

 

 

[ghostdancer1]

25 minutes ago, Keithy said:

 Chaka Khan't

 

 

[JSmurphy]

If you're going to do that with your drink, I'd wait for it to settle a bit. (CK).

Chaka Khan (shake a can)

[slash's hat]

He was gonna throw a bottle, he was gonna chuck a can, chuck a can....

[pauladam]

2 hours ago, Keithy said:

 Chaka Khan't

Winner!

[Mark E. Spliff]

This has to be either a meat raffle or a log flume.

[Havors]

I think Emily has made a huge mistake telling us there is a massive secret and then leaving it so long to say what it is.... the speculation is getting daft and it's going to end up a massive disappointment more than likely as the ideas get larger and larger. Bit like setting yourself up got a fall 

[Woffy]

3 minutes ago, Havors said:

I think Emily has made a huge mistake telling us there is a massive secret and then leaving it so long to say what it is.... the speculation is getting daft and it's going to end up a massive disappointment more than likely as the ideas get larger and larger. Bit like setting yourself up got a fall 

I doubt there's many places other than on here where the secret has been speculated about to the nth degree until it was about - as Swedge said - holograms of people who are still alive. 

[fatyeti24]

 It is almost certain to be a massive disappointment though. 

[Woffy]

2 minutes ago, fatyeti24 said:

 It is almost certain to be a massive disappointment though. 

I'll be disappointed if it isn't. 

[fatyeti24]

1 minute ago, Woffy said:

I'll be disappointed if it isn't. 

[cidy]

What dissapoints some will be joy for others no doubt . this is glastonbury after all .

 

[Franky]

I think I said within the first 10 pages of this thread that whatever happens most people are going to be disappointed! 

 

 

 

Unless its The KLF, in which case everyone wins 

[Superscally]

40 minutes ago, Woffy said:

I'll be disappointed if it isn't. 

I've heard it's that guy with the beard and the fidget spinner in a kids swimming costume 

[Morse Code]

It's Liam fucking Gallagher isn't it??

[CaledonianGonzo]

Probably.....but I doubt thats what he's announcing tomorrow.  It'll be his new single.

[Morse Code]

9 minutes ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

Probably.....but I doubt thats what he's announcing tomorrow.  It'll be his new single.

'Massive announcement' for a new single? Talk about building one's part!