"Really big secret"

[shuttlep]

12 minutes ago, SwedgeAntilles said:

My signature is relevant today 

ha I went with drunk , Love struck works better 

[The Nal]

On 5/11/2017 at 7:19 AM, joshhall said:

Diana Ross? Was she ruled out?

Yeah shes in Florida all weekend

http://www.bandsintown.com/DianaRoss

[Wilfko]

42 minutes ago, LetsGoToMars said:

Can't see Morrissey being welcomed back in a hurry after slagging off Eavis' farming practices

http://true-to-you.net/morrissey_news_150409_01

 

I'm a meat eater, but Jesus Christ it's that level of dramatics that shuts down fair and open discussion towards the (in all fairness, in many ways entirely genuine) call to veganism...

 

Safe to say I think he may be ruled out.

Edited May 22, 2017 by Wilfko

[TheRedSeat]

Unlikely but after last night seems no harm throwing Cher into the mix. Has dates from August but appears to be available. 

I remain #TeamBazza but this is very appealing 

http://www.setlist.fm/setlist/cher/2017/park-theater-at-monte-carlo-resort-and-casino-las-vegas-nv-33e78459.html

Edited May 22, 2017 by TheRedSeat

[dreadwing]

Could it be?

[zico martin]

5 minutes ago, TheRedSeat said:

Unlikely but after last night seems no harm throwing Cher into the mix. Has dates from August but appears to be available. 

I'll see your cher and raise you a tina turner then!

[Nutella Versace]

7 minutes ago, TheRedSeat said:

Unlikely but after last night seems no harm throwing Cher into the mix. Has dates from August but appears to be available. 

I remain #TeamBazza but this is very appealing 

http://www.setlist.fm/setlist/cher/2017/park-theater-at-monte-carlo-resort-and-casino-las-vegas-nv-33e78459.html

Oh yes, I'd be well up for a bit of Cher

[TheRedSeat]

Just now, zico martin said:I'll see your cher and raise you a tina turner then!

Another suggestion I'd be fully on board with. Seems to be retired so may rule her out or make her more likely to be the big secret if we're feeling optimistic 

[Supernintendo Chalmers]

3 minutes ago, dreadwing said:

Could it be?

Beat Hotel I reckon

[Deaf Nobby Burton]

Cher recently said she can't stand her own songs, I'm fully with her on that.

[Lala1978]

I'm a bit late this to convo so apologies if this has already been discounted - Guns n Roses? They are playing London and Europe around the same time as Glasto...

[clarkete]

2 hours ago, shuttlep said:

I liked Beck, but you are right it wasn't bouncing as it should have been. everyone was just there to get a flashing wrist band

I enjoyed his set and I wasn't there for a wrist band  

[Hugh Jass]

6 minutes ago, Lala1978 said:

I'm a bit late this to convo so apologies if this has already been discounted - Guns n Roses? They are playing London and Europe around the same time as Glasto...

The chances of them taking a non-headline slot for a pittance of a fee (by their standards) seems very slim indeed.

[Losing my hair]

The web cam has been out of action because they're secretly erecting the new "Reunion Stage", sited where The Growler used to be, which will feature Led Zep, Pink Floyd, Beach Boys, Smiths and Beatles reunions.

Sorry - I'm bored!!

[popcornmaster]

Just now, Losing my hair said:

The web cam has been out of action because they're secretly erecting the new "Reunion Stage", sited where The Growler used to be, which will feature Led Zep, Pink Floyd, Beach Boys, Smiths and Beatles reunions.

Sorry - I'm bored!!

Most reasonable suggestion yet...

[Toilet Duck]

32 minutes ago, Hugh Jass said:

The chances of them taking a non-headline slot for a pittance of a fee (by their standards) seems very slim indeed.

Though Slash did turn up on the bill unannounced in 2010, pulled a very decent crowd (since the football was on at the same time) and the GnR songs went down well, so you never know! (you're probably right though, unlikely!). 

[Vth_Fish]

4 minutes ago, Toilet Duck said:

Though Slash did turn up on the bill unannounced in 2010, pulled a very decent crowd (since the football was on at the same time) and the GnR songs went down well, so you never know! (you're probably right though, unlikely!). 

Unannounced? He was on the poster.

[40 Days]

Green Day for me. Popular enough to qualify as 'really big' - been rumoured for ages, must have been something there for that accident BBC announcement to happen too. Also - an appearance is a great advert for their European festivals and other shows across June and July.

[eastynh]

5 hours ago, Gnomicide said:

Welcome CIA onlookers. You must know what the secret is, any clues?

The CIA are probably begging for someone to do him over, so they can keep their hands clean.

[Gnomicide]

1 hour ago, eastynh said:

The CIA are probably begging for someone to do him over, so they can keep their hands clean.

Fair point, and I reckon we cou...... hang on. There's someone banging on the front door. I'll be back.

[Sasperella]

22 minutes ago, Gnomicide said:

Fair point, and I reckon we cou...... hang on. There's someone banging on the front door. I'll be back.

"Who's there?"

"Goons"

"What?"

"Hired Goons"

[Rose-Colored Boy]

2 hours ago, Hugh Jass said:

The chances of them taking a non-headline slot for a pittance of a fee (by their standards) seems very slim indeed.

also where exactly are they going to play? imagine the crowd a band that big would draw if playing mid-afternoon on the Park or something. silliness.

[Bisque]

2 hours ago, Losing my hair said:

The web cam has been out of action because they're secretly erecting the new "Reunion Stage", sited where The Growler used to be, which will feature Led Zep, Pink Floyd, Beach Boys, Smiths and Beatles reunions.

Sorry - I'm bored!!

No Steps?

[SwedgeAntilles]

5 minutes ago, Sasperella said:

"Who's there?"

"Goons"

"What?"

"Hired Goons"

Hired goons? 

[thatcrazypenguin]

1 hour ago, 40 Days said:

Green Day for me. Popular enough to qualify as 'really big' - been rumoured for ages, must have been something there for that accident BBC announcement to happen too. Also - an appearance is a great advert for their European festivals and other shows across June and July.

I forgot about that accidental annoucement to be fair.....could that be it?
http://www.radiox.co.uk/festivals/glastonbury/news/ed-sheeran-green-day-accidental-glasto-2017/

Edited May 22, 2017 by thatcrazypenguin