The Nal

The first ever British rock and roller has never played the festival. Either has the greatest British rock and roll guitarist - Clapton. Something wrong there.

Now that hes won his case, hes a must for the earlier legends slot. The 2pm show.

I'm starting a #nomakeupselfie Jordan Peterson ice bucket challenge. I nominate the Star Wars Kid and the bloke from the Old Spice commercial. Keep an eye out on Facebook during Movember and again in the comments section of the John Lewis Christmas ad.

Very odd. Maybe I was just lucky with timing but was at nearly all the bars at various stages and didn't queue for any of them. No queue before Alice in Chains, none before and during Pearl Jam, Nine Inch Nails, Jack White. Must've been lucky I suppose. No worse than lots of big gigs though. Stone Roses in Manchester was probably the worst I've ever seen. Along with Slane. I walked by the bars at the back of Depeche Mode for food and remarked to the missus that there were no queues. The end near the toilets was empty. The wine bar was a comedic shambles however. People were equal parts angry, bemused and entertained. There were plenty of bars but the main problem was the Spanish taking things at their own pace. Longest I queued was during Dua Lipa and the bar was empty. I just had to wait for the bar staff to stop dancing around to the tune she was playing!

Thats mental. We were buying booze there all night and there was no queue. Literally none. I waited until the bands started though. Same as any gig then. Didn't go back there after I saw some girls vomiting into her hands while walking on Thursday.

Which bars were people queuing for with big queues? There were no queues at any stage at the bars at the right of the main stage.

Anyone can block a ball

Martin or no Martin, a 72dB limit means you won't hear shit. As a comparison, Martin can run the Pyramid Stage speakers at about 105dB.

He shouldn't be allowed near the ball. Difficult for Lingard, Alli, Sterling etc to be effective when they're supply is like this.

Supply and demand I suppose. Either way, he must laugh himself to sleep every night while whispering "Can't believe they're buying this 12 steps thing.... tee hee hee".

Henderson being the main one. With a decent creative midfielder England could be good going into the Euros. Hendo is a turkey.

He could headline going by how people are flocking to him like sheep. The debating version of Kony 2012. Hes a snake oil salesman. And a very good one it seems.

I saw a few kids. 2 on their dads shoulders for Alice in Chains, a couple at Jack White and a couple before Depeche Mode. Not many though. Just too busy really. Best place to flake out was on the right of the main stage towards the toilets. No queues for beer or toilets there.

Were the VIP pits full for any of the gigs?

Despite his voice having lost a bit of power, hes miles better live now than 2004.