When will this shit end?

[steviewevie]

can I have sex with my mistress as long as I wear a mask?

[Cream Soda]

5 minutes ago, efcfanwirral said:

it's the only way that distance thing can be remotely acceptable and actually work. I also imagine the WHO's advice on 1m is on the assumption of mask wearing 

https://www.who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019/advice-for-public/when-and-how-to-use-masks

Says here" If you are healthy, you only need to wear a mask if you are taking care of a person with COVID-19."

Unless I'm missing something

[Ayrshire Chris]

8 minutes ago, steviewevie said:

can I have sex with my mistress as long as I wear a mask?

mistress? Great word   Are you Heathcliff? 😁

Do gimp masks count as protection? 

Edited June 4, 2020 by Ayrshire Chris

[fatyeti24]

3 minutes ago, steviewevie said:

can I have sex with my mistress as long as I wear a mask?

As long as you're in your garden. She can't come inside, if you'll pardon the expression. 

[semmtexx]

So this is interesting. As discussed there’s probably a degree of immunity from exposure to other corona virus. This paper (from cell so not a bad source! 😉) demonstrates the presence of immune activity to covid19 in non exposed individuals.  
 

“Importantly, we detected SARS-CoV-2-reactive CD4⁺ T cells in ∼40%–60% of unexposed individuals, suggesting cross-reactive T cell recognition between circulating “common cold” coronaviruses and SARS-CoV-2.”

https://www.cell.com/cell/fulltext/S0092-8674(20)30610-3

Edited June 4, 2020 by semmtexx

[stuartbert two hats]

5 minutes ago, steviewevie said:

can I have sex with my mistress as long as I wear a mask?

Only if you pay her.

[efcfanwirral]

11 minutes ago, Cream Soda said:

https://www.who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019/advice-for-public/when-and-how-to-use-masks

Says here" If you are healthy, you only need to wear a mask if you are taking care of a person with COVID-19."

Unless I'm missing something

wow so we're actually going above and beyond the advice

[Guest]

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2020/jun/04/nhs-track-and-trace-system-not-expected-to-be-operating-fully-until-september-coronavirus?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other
 

Brilliant.

[Cream Soda]

8 minutes ago, efcfanwirral said:

wow so we're actually going above and beyond the advice

Yes, both with face coverings and the 2m distance

[Deaf Nobby Burton]

7 minutes ago, Ozanne said:

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2020/jun/04/nhs-track-and-trace-system-not-expected-to-be-operating-fully-until-september-coronavirus?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other
 

Brilliant.

They just did a feature on South Korea’s track and trace system on BBC news.

Crack teams use CCTV, mobile phone and bank records to track down asymptomatic spreaders.

We sent an app to be tested on the isle of white...

[priest17]

13 minutes ago, efcfanwirral said:

wow so we're actually going above and beyond the advice

yeah but probably coz we're not actually paying any attention to the advice

[Cream Soda]

1 minute ago, Deaf Nobby Burton said:

They just did a feature on South Korea’s track and trace system on BBC news.

Crack teams use CCTV, mobile phone and bank records to track down asymptomatic spreaders.

We sent an app to be tested on the isle of white...

Given those two options I'd take the Isle of Wight every time to be honest...

[squirrelarmy]

Found my mask 

[Zoo Music Girl]

Sharma doesn't have it apparently. Convenient.

[stuie]

1 minute ago, Zoo Music Girl said:

Sharma doesn't have it apparently. Convenient.

I don’t believe a thing this government tell us any more. Wouldn’t surprise me if he’s in hospital in 8 days time. 

[Zoo Music Girl]

3 minutes ago, stuie said:

I don’t believe a thing this government tell us any more. Wouldn’t surprise me if he’s in hospital in 8 days time. 

Agree. We just won't see him for a bit now...

[semmtexx]

Sad state of affairs we have that little faith in the government isn’t it? 

[Guest]

26 minutes ago, Deaf Nobby Burton said:

They just did a feature on South Korea’s track and trace system on BBC news.

Crack teams use CCTV, mobile phone and bank records to track down asymptomatic spreaders.

We sent an app to be tested on the isle of white...

They are at the cutting edge of tech over on the IoW...

 

Bunch of clowns. The Gov that is not the IoW people. 

[dotdash79]

So official death total will go over 40,000 tomorrow, what do we think the government will "announce" to distract? Hair dressers and barbers to open from the 15th?

[efcfanwirral]

47 minutes ago, dotdash79 said:

So official death total will go over 40,000 tomorrow, what do we think the government will "announce" to distract? Hair dressers and barbers to open from the 15th?

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/06/04/britain-needs-new-royal-yacht-britannia-provide-morale-boost/

Here you go 😂

I honestly have no idea what world these people live in. Morale boost??

[dotdash79]

Just now, efcfanwirral said:

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/06/04/britain-needs-new-royal-yacht-britannia-provide-morale-boost/

Here you go 😂

I honestly have no idea what world these people live in. Morale boost??

Maybe the morale boost will be when it sinks on the maiden voyage.

[Crazyfool01]

anyone fancy contributing to my gosink me fund ?

[Guest]

27 minutes ago, efcfanwirral said:

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/06/04/britain-needs-new-royal-yacht-britannia-provide-morale-boost/

Here you go 😂

I honestly have no idea what world these people live in. Morale boost??

Boaty McBoatface?

[gigpusher]

4 hours ago, Deaf Nobby Burton said:

Factually our daily peak of deaths was just over three weeks after theirs. They opened Bars, restaurants, gyms and hairdressers back on 18th May. We will not open any of those until at least July 1st, I make that 6 weeks.

No sign of when Gyms and hairdressers will open here again. 

The only thing that will be opens in two weeks here that isn’t already are non essential shops, they opened in Italy on 18th May. By the time we open non essential shops they will have opened up Cinemas and theatres again, they probably will not open here until September.

Factually the only thing that we are ahead of them on, relative to our individual timeframes are schools (they go back in September) and top level football, which restarts there on 20th June a few days after ours, but without crowds that’s fairly irrelevant.

Comparably everything else in Ital has opened up or will open up way more than three weeks earlier, and in many cases at least 6 weeks or longer on the relative scale of where each country is with the pandemic.

In terms of how strict out lockdowns where, we could exercise outside near our homes, that’s the only extra liberty we got. 

 

 

Although there cases were much more regional to begin with and far less widespread than here and having colleagues in Spain I can tell you being able to go out and exercise vs not being able to is quite a big difference!!

[Simsy]

44 minutes ago, efcfanwirral said:

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/06/04/britain-needs-new-royal-yacht-britannia-provide-morale-boost/

Here you go 😂

I honestly have no idea what world these people live in. Morale boost??

Do we all get a go on it?