kings of the campsite Badgers or Weasels....?

[Mighty Roiston]

Hello Campers and Stampers! Tiz I the 'Mighty Roiston'. Back from the years ago. I'm going to the 50th next year. Gonna bring back the long running and 'Quite Fun' Badgers Versus Weasel argument. As an out and out Badgerite I demand full discussion prior to the mighty event at Worthy Farm. Jeff my head Badger is preparing flyers and merch. A massive Pro - Badger campaign is underway. SO! looking forward to 2020 50th anniversary Glasto. PLEASE NOTE!

 

PESKY WEASELS ARE RUBBISH. Ahem!

 

Edited September 19, 2019 by Mighty Roiston
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[Mighty Roiston]

Hello from 'JEFF' Chief Campsite Supervisor of all things Badger. On arrival at site we will be occupying our year 2000 camping zone. The Badger Zone Crew will erect the marquees and dig the burrows as usual. Opposite the Pyramid Stage next to Lock up. B&W tape will be in evidence. NOTE: Orange is Banned as Pesky Weasel shades are SILLY.

[Gnomicide]

Anyone?

[shuttlep]

what type of badger?

 

 

your common UK badger or the much feared Honey Badger ? 

 

also is it a fight to the death?

is it one badger on one weasel (hardly fair given the size of your common weasel ), maybe it should be 1 badger v 15 weasels .

 

until I know the answers to my questions I cannot vote either way, I need to be fully informed 

[Hugh Jass]

Have I just opened a window into someone’s breakdown?

[JoeyT]

Just now, Hugh Jass said:

Have I just opened a window into someone’s breakdown?

Yes, Brian May's.

[Quark]

It's going to be the inhaling NOS canisters thread all over again

[Mouseboy11]

I thought @Gucci Piggy was banned from making alt accounts?

[gmb1992]

This though 

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

It's got to be done. Well, it hasn't really, but I'm going for it anyway;

 

 

[kingbadger]

For the record, I do not know this person and he is not one of us.

[not worthy]

Have any of these Badgers ever flown a plane ? 

If so, you may find things a wee bit more challenging than back in 2000

[grilladelphia]

what is happening here?

and why do I feel the need to push-back with TEAM WEASEL

[CaledonianGonzo]

Roiston Weasy

[marathonsteve]

[vintagelaureate]

Never mind this; as a group of friends we once debated at length who would win a fight between a squirrel and a rabbit. 

A few months later my friend actually witnessed one. He felt the rabbit came out on top as ultimately the squirrel made its getaway. 

 

[Crazyfool01]

the badger wins 

[HeyPorter]

40 minutes ago, vintagelaureate said:

Never mind this; as a group of friends we once debated at length who would win a fight between a squirrel and a rabbit. 

A few months later my friend actually witnessed one. He felt the rabbit came out on top as ultimately the squirrel made its getaway. 

 

Rabbits are nails, ours regularly twats the dog and dominates him here. 

[CaledonianGonzo]

55 minutes ago, marathonsteve said:

So much for the tolerant left!

[Ayrshire Chris]

1 hour ago, marathonsteve said:

That won’t please a certain Somerset farmer

Stoats are harder than weasels. The far right of the small animal world. 

[Sasperella]

2 hours ago, grilladelphia said:

what is happening here?

and why do I feel the need to push-back with TEAM WEASEL

By far the weirdest thing about this thread is that the answer to the "long-running" argument is blindingly obviously Badgers 

[fatyeti24]

Traditionally it's always been baboon vs badger.  I don't know who brought weasels into it.

[CaledonianGonzo]

If you've read Bryan Talbot's Grandville series you know that the badgers will fuck a weasel up.

[fatyeti24]

[HeyPorter]