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  1. Hail and Happy Sniffly Snout Day. Today is National Badger Sniffly Snout Day. This celebration each year, is held to hone our snouts and scream and shout. Pesky Silly Smelly Pimply ...weasels also have a so called 'DAY' today....(I should coco...)....Its called 'Wang yer Wallop'... Anyway...enjoy the Biryani grubs/ sun dried caterpillars and Southern fried ( in a Kentucky Box)..( Not polystyrene/no Toys)...Worms. 2020 will see the first Erection. Our 5G mast is going up...near the bloke who sells balloons in greenfields. Message ends....Beware the pesky Weasely Weasels. Addendum..: How come there is 'NO' Weasel Leader. ( Still sneaking under local chemist )?????rrrr!
  2. Hello campers and stampers. Jeff the campsite Badger here. Thanks to all who have taken an interest. As I start to arrange next years Wormery for site I reflect on various comments. We are indeed the mighty British Badger. We sorted the pesky Baboons at Glasto 1999 when Big Trev Badger spiked the bananas and jelly. Since then my role as Badger Glasto Site Boss has grown. Pesky weasels are my main festival concern. The 50th anniversary will see a major effort from 'Well-Ard' Weasel and his cronies. As time marches on and my stripes grow grey, I embolden myself and fellow 'Stripeys' by conjuring weirdness and such like. The Pyramid SET will rule supreme. All attempts by 'pesky Weasels' to cause festival jiggery pokery will fail. Let the Two camps stand now. Are you 'BADGER'..cool, stripey, sharp teeth, cider bus 9 pints no bother... or are you...'PESKY WEASEL'. Creepy snouty, squeaky, little buggers....running around squaking under tents and bloody being PESKY!. Grrr! Hello campers and stampers. Jeff the campsite Badger here. Thanks to all who have taken an interest. As I start to arrange next years Wormery for site I reflect on various comments. We are indeed the mighty British Badger. We sorted the pesky Baboons at Glasto 1999 when Big Trev Badger spiked the bananas and jelly. Since then my role as Badger Glasto Site Boss has grown. Pesky weasels are my main festival concern. The 50th anniversary will see a major effort from 'Well-Ard' Weasel and his cronies. As time marches on and my stripes grow grey, I embolden myself and fellow 'Stripeys' by conjuring weirdness and such like. The Pyramid SET will rule supreme. All attempts by 'pesky Weasels' to cause festival jiggery pokery will fail. Let the Two camps stand now. Are you 'BADGER'..cool, stripey, sharp teeth, cider bus 9 pints no bother... or are you...'PESKY WEASEL'. Creepy snouty, squeaky, little buggers....running around squaking under tents and bloody being PESKY!. Grrr!
  3. Hello from 'JEFF' Chief Campsite Supervisor of all things Badger. On arrival at site we will be occupying our year 2000 camping zone. The Badger Zone Crew will erect the marquees and dig the burrows as usual. Opposite the Pyramid Stage next to Lock up. B&W tape will be in evidence. NOTE: Orange is Banned as Pesky Weasel shades are SILLY.
  4. Hiya Campers and Stampers. I used to haunt this site many many years ago. great to be back.
  5. Hello Campers and Stampers! Tiz I the 'Mighty Roiston'. Back from the years ago. I'm going to the 50th next year. Gonna bring back the long running and 'Quite Fun' Badgers Versus Weasel argument. As an out and out Badgerite I demand full discussion prior to the mighty event at Worthy Farm. Jeff my head Badger is preparing flyers and merch. A massive Pro - Badger campaign is underway. SO! looking forward to 2020 50th anniversary Glasto. PLEASE NOTE! PESKY WEASELS ARE RUBBISH. Ahem!
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