2019 Headliners

[Quark]

5 minutes ago, briddj said:

Had a shit boss once who was running through a consultation document on how he was going to make a load of us redundant. Midway through his laptop crashed with the message "running low on virtual memory" broadcast to the whole room. Lightened the mood.... 

Favourite at one of my previous places was on a Skype call with IT Director.  One of the team went to present a document but forgot to check which tab was open.  Instead of supplier performance stats we were treated to the beautifully intricate spreadsheet he had developed to score the annual mince pie taste test. A glorious moment of silence followed

[RarerThanDandyB]

3 hours ago, Gucci Piggy said:

Chris Martin supergroup confirmed by my mate's dream. Headliners sorted.

Was it with Matt Bellamy?

[Quark]

3 hours ago, Gucci Piggy said:

Chris Martin supergroup confirmed by my mate's dream. Headliners sorted.

Never mind the dream.  Can we discuss your mate's use of the English language first?

[Mash011]

Boyzlife ft. Chris Martin is the supergroup we need right now. 

[Gucci Piggy]

7 minutes ago, Quark said:

Never mind the dream.  Can we discuss your mate's use of the English language first?

My mate is Gazza.

[Quark]

2 minutes ago, Gucci Piggy said:

My mate is Gazza.

Genuinely made me laugh. Have a beer sir.

[The Nal]

Pyramid 

Kendrix Lemars

The 1975

Led Zepplun

Other

Fleetwud Mc

Oasis

A black female

 

[Woffy]

18 minutes ago, Gucci Piggy said:

My mate is Gazza.

He wants to fuckin get up earlier. 11.04?!

[CaledonianGonzo]

4 minutes ago, Woffy said:

He wants to fuckin get up earlier. 11.04?!

He's up at 9 but spends the first couple of hours of the day re-applying the blackface.

[Woffy]

3 minutes ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

He's up at 9 but spends the first couple of hours of the day re-applying the blackface.

Ooof. 

It’s almost that time of year when the Swarte Piet debate starts at the in-laws house. 

[jj200]

1 hour ago, The Nal said:

Pyramid 

Kendrix Lemars

The 1975

Led Zepplun

Other

Fleetwud Mc

Oasis

A black female

 

You made Kendrick and Fleetwood Mac angry because you spelt their name wrong. Led Zeppelin won't be there next year as there was a report on nme ruling out Fleetwood Mac led Zeppelin and Madonna for Glastonbury 2019. The 1975 will probably play reading and Leeds. Oasis won't play it next year. 

Is Biffy worth a shot at headlining Glastonbury in 2019.

[jparx]

? this place is becoming a parody of itself. We need an announcement soon.

[zico martin]

I think I need invent some itk stuff so brave sir robin can add some tunes to his playlist!

[Wooderson]

2 hours ago, The Nal said:

 

Other

A black female

 

Inspired choice.

Can see ABF make the leap up to the Pyramid in the next couple years. Guest performance from An Urban Artiste.

[Martin Ashford]

On 10/18/2018 at 8:03 PM, kalifire said:

It’s a bold choice for rumours, but my issue is where each act would be placed.

Macca: could technically play any night, but has a gig in the States on Wednesday. Hard to imagine him doing anything but closing the festival. 

The Cure: Have a gig at RW on Friday so potentially a Sunday act but if Macca is headlining, far more likely on the Saturday. 

Taylor Swift: Another act you’d typically want to place on the Sunday and certainly not a Friday headliner, traditionally. 

I’ve been shouted down for daring to suggest such a thing before, but is it conceivable that The Cure might headline Other if Swifty gets the Pyramid on Saturday night? 

 Why not. Metallica were due to headline Other and they are easily one of the biggest bands on the planet. Cure opposite Taylor would fit in with typical Glasto programming - I know the thought of it makes some people ill but its perfectly feasible.

[MetaKate]

2 hours ago, The Nal said:

Pyramid 

Kendrix Lemars

The 1975

Led Zepplun

Other

Fleetwud Mc

Oasis

A black female

 

 

1 hour ago, jj200 said:

You made Kendrick and Fleetwood Mac angry because you spelt their name wrong. Led Zeppelin won't be there next year as there was a report on nme ruling out Fleetwood Mac led Zeppelin and Madonna for Glastonbury 2019. The 1975 will probably play reading and Leeds. Oasis won't play it next year. 

Is Biffy worth a shot at headlining Glastonbury in 2019.

Wow, egg on The Nal's face. 

Edited October 19, 2018 by MetaKate

[Huckleberry Finn]

Would definitely see Kraftwerk if they were booked, WH headliner or otherwise.

They do a great Coldplay cover.

[jj200]

4 minutes ago, Huckleberry Finn said:

Would definitely see Kraftwerk if they were booked, WH headliner or otherwise.

They do a great Coldplay cover.

What Coldplay song do they cover.

[Crazyfool01]

1 hour ago, jj200 said:

You made Kendrick and Fleetwood Mac angry because you spelt their name wrong. Led Zeppelin won't be there next year as there was a report on nme ruling out Fleetwood Mac led Zeppelin and Madonna for Glastonbury 2019. The 1975 will probably play reading and Leeds. Oasis won't play it next year. 

Is Biffy worth a shot at headlining Glastonbury in 2019.

wonder where that came from ? fake news I reckon  

[Martin Ashford]

What does this look like? Correct. It's a festival with multiple stages, massive PA and lights, DJs, bars, food vendors selling festival food, merchandise stalls and lots of toilets. The woman on the stage with long legs and her back to us is Taylor Swift. See that crowd? They are densely packed and (whisper it) heavily male. Don't tell me she won't play festivals and is only of interest to teenage girls.

 

[Hugh Jass]

4 minutes ago, Martin Ashford said:

What does this look like? Correct. It's a festival with multiple stages, massive PA and lights, DJs, bars, food vendors selling festival food, merchandise stalls and lots of toilets. The woman on the stage with long legs and her back to us is Taylor Swift. See that crowd? They are densely packed and (whisper it) heavily male. Don't tell me she won't play festivals and is only of interest to teenage girls.

 

Would you deem her an “annoying bint”?

[SwedgeAntilles]

Just how long are those legs? I've never seen them in real life and if she resembles some kind of giant insect then I will find it uncomfortable. 

Edited October 19, 2018 by SwedgeAntilles

[henry bear]

8 minutes ago, Martin Ashford said:

 Don't tell me she won't play festivals and is only of interest to teenage girls.

You've certainly demonstrated the latter to be true.

[Hugh Jass]

1 minute ago, henry bear said:

You've certainly demonstrated the latter to be true.

He has the attitude of one though.

[Jake9502]

Where has the gaga rumour come from? I know it’s been mentioned in here for a while but does it have substance?