2019 Headliners

[BlueDaze]

Just now, deadpheasant said:

My friends will be devastated it's not Led Zeppelin or Oasis... lmao

chin up... it still could be.

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, deadpheasant said:

My friends will be devastated it's not Led Zeppelin or Oasis... lmao

I'm a bit cut up it's not Michael Jackson tbf

[Mezhyp1]

Fair play to the festival for making this happen 

 

Now if anyone is grotesquely offended by this don't fuck about getting tickets back in the pot for us desperados

[GlastoEls]

1 minute ago, GETOFFAMYLAWN said:

I'm a bit cut up it's not Michael Jackson tbf

If only!

[incident]

Apparently (one of?) the London locations is Streatham, so not quite the flagship..

[Guy Incognito]

1 minute ago, Mezhyp1 said:

Fair play to the festival for making this happen 

 

Now if anyone is grotesquely offended by this don't fuck about getting tickets back in the pot for us desperados

I second this. Couldn't give a fuck about Stormzy but I'm still desperate for a ticket 

[Acid Loafers]

3 minutes ago, incident said:

Apparently (one of?) the London locations is Streatham, so not quite the flagship..

Comparing the pictures it looks different to the other one that was posted. Background and posters next to it are different.

Guessing it's going to be in most Oxfam locations then?

[JoeyT]

NME now directly quoting you @eFestivals 

https://www.nme.com/news/music/stormzy-confirmed-glastonbury-2019-headliner-2400895

 

[eFestivals]

5 minutes ago, incident said:

Apparently (one of?) the London locations is Streatham, so not quite the flagship..

nice one - definitely genuine, then.  

[bennyhana22]

9 minutes ago, Hugh Jass said:

Nothing on the official site yet either...

Playing devil's advocate here for a minute was the plan always to announce in this manner and on this day? With most of the country talking about the Brexit fiasco this almost feels the news is being buried a little.

I’d bet today was the planned day. However, given what appears to be an intentionally and beautifully lowest-key announcement, I’d say today’s political omnishambles has been a real bonus for the Eavii! Just imagine:

”Have you heard?”

”What?”

”Stormzy’s been announced as a Glastonbury headliner!”

”How do you know???”

”Tiny poster in the Oxfam shop in Glastonbury High Street!”

”You’re fucking joking??!!”

 

Just raises the cool profile exponentially!

Ben

[42hamlet]

Does this pretty much back up and confirm the Macca and Cure rumours then do we think? 

[JoeyT]

Just now, 42hamlet said:

Does this pretty much back up and confirm the Macca and Cure rumours then do we think? 

Hopefully Macca.

Hopefully not The Cure.

[dentalplan]

16 minutes ago, Hugh Jass said:

Nothing on the official site yet either...

Playing devil's advocate here for a minute was the plan always to announce in this manner and on this day? With most of the country talking about the Brexit fiasco this almost feels the news is being buried a little.

Neil Lonsdale has submitted a vote of no confidence.

[Gucci Piggy]

Hopefully not Macca.

Hopefully The Cure.

[eFestivals]

3 minutes ago, 42hamlet said:

Does this pretty much back up and confirm the Macca and Cure rumours then do we think? 

can't be linked. The stormzy info came to me from a very different place to the macca & cure info.

[JoeyT]

1 minute ago, Gucci Piggy said:

Hopefully not Macca.

Hopefully The Cure.

[Xeph1995]

Looks like ill be spending that night elsewhere! 

[fatyeti24]

2 minutes ago, dentalplan said:

Neil Lonsdale has submitted a vote of no confidence.

We want to take back control of our Friday night and I dont believe the current Eavii are the ones to give us this in a clean and hard manner. 

[drunk pumpkin]

That's my favourite annoucement  of recent years.

(Not stormzy but the format. Genius!)

Waiting paitently for other Friday headliners!!!!!

[crocodiles]

4 minutes ago, Gucci Piggy said:

Hopefully not Macca.

Hopefully The Cure.

Hopefully Macca 

Hopefully the cure 

 

[Acid Loafers]

6 minutes ago, crocodiles said:

Hopefully Macca 

Hopefully the cure 

 

Hopefully not Macca

Hopefully not The Cure

[The Red Telephone]

Obviously he’s too big to advertise his imminent Glastonbury headliner slot in Boots.

[The Red Telephone]

THERE’S TOO MUCH NEWS TODAY

[crocodiles]

1 minute ago, Acid Loafers said:

Hopefully not Macca

Hopefully not The Cure

As ever other artists and stages are available ?

[deadpheasant]

Hopefully the cracca