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When will this shit end?


Chrisp1986

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Just now, squirrelarmy said:

So long and thanks for all the fish

I don't normally comment when people say a joke I have in mind but you got this in seconds before I wanted to, I should have known better than to go and get the YouTube link ahah

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33 minutes ago, steviewevie said:

 

The rich irony is that Peston loves Tories, he can talk about inequalities but he’s part of why there’s a problem. 

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An acquaintance of mine has been a bit of a bad lad and recently spent some time at her majesty’s pleasure. He’s been out and being the scrote that he is he has broken his release conditions. He was about to go back inside today but he has managed to get himself another 14 days of freedom as he is “self isolating” from covid. Smart lad 😂

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8 hours ago, steviewevie said:

Must save Christmas though!

Travelling out of major cities across country should just been banned for Chrsitmas bottom line. The first 2 weeks of Jan will be fucking carnage.

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15 minutes ago, Homer said:

Just catching up with the news about the Russian millionaire Tory donor whose dad was in the KGB who got sworn into the Lords yesterday (and is also mates with Johnson).

I've always thought the name Boris Johnson sounds like an amateurish attempt at a Russian spy trying to integrate over here.

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57 minutes ago, xxialac said:

I've always thought the name Boris Johnson sounds like an amateurish attempt at a Russian spy trying to integrate over here.

That would probably explain quite a few things. 

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1 hour ago, Homer said:

Just catching up with the news about the Russian millionaire Tory donor whose dad was in the KGB who got sworn into the Lords yesterday (and is also mates with Johnson).

Lebedev also owns the palazzo in Perugia where some great bunga bunga parties are held.....allegedly.

That's where Johnson disappeared off to without any CP when he was foreign secretary. 

Going to be some decent kompromat floating around somewhere.

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24 minutes ago, Copperface said:

Lebedev also owns the palazzo in Perugia where some great bunga bunga parties are held.....allegedly.

That's where Johnson disappeared off to without any CP when he was foreign secretary. 

Going to be some decent kompromat floating around somewhere.

The morning after the night before.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present our Prime Minister

Fellow passengers at San Francesco d’Assisi airport described the then foreign secretary as looking ‘like he slept in his clothes’.

Fellow passengers at San Francesco d’Assisi airport described the then foreign secretary as looking ‘like he slept in his clothes’.

When he was walking out to the plane, he did this curved walk,’ said one witness. ‘I really thought he was going to be sick on the tarmac.’

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