When will this shit end?

[Homer]

What time is the briefing? I need more of this in my life!

[Homer]

3 minutes ago, jparx said:

It's looking good people:

 

The Mail?

[Simsy]

Whatever threats made him leave London, were they gone after 2 weeks?

Have looked at some of the comments on BBC, worrying number of people siding with Cummings & saying he beat the MSM.

[Madyaker]

I half expected him to say he had accepted the prime minister’s resignation and would choose a new one in due time. 

[D-Low]

Driving to test his eyesight? Heard it all now.

 

[efcfanwirral]

Just now, Simsy said:

Whatever threats made him leave London, were they gone after 2 weeks?

Have looked at some of the comments on BBC, worrying number of people siding with Cummings & saying he beat the MSM.

This is his whole play- they need trust in the media much further down for when Brexit effects come in, and they can then just deny reality and say it's a lefty plot 

[jparx]

2 minutes ago, Homer said:

The Mail?

Yep, loads more comments too along the same lines with huge ratio of upvotes.

[Mr.Tease]

I like the bit where he decided to drive away from work for several weeks without informing the PM first, despite being in the middle of a nationwide crisis.

[zahidf]

 

get in the car kids. me and your mam are sick so we're going to go and test my eyesight on the fuckin motorway

[fatyeti24]

Well I for one am glad that's all cleared up. Let's all move on to more pressing issues. 

[Toilet Duck]

RE: when will this shit end...

No coronavirus-related deaths in Ireland today for the first time since March 11th. Too early to say whether things will hold, but there is light at the end of the tunnel! Hope to see this headline in the UK and across Europe/the World soon! Don’t let bad examples from “leaders” put you off the fact that the progress made is down to a combination of the frontline (in all fields), you and your own behaviour...Stay strong (understandably furious, but strong!)...

[SalviaPlath]

I often take the car for a spin to test my eyesight.

I do hope the people that voted for these clowns are happy. 

[steviewevie]

6 minutes ago, D-Low said:

Driving to test his eyesight? Heard it all now.

 

yeah, that's the bit that really stands out.

[fatyeti24]

Neil Fergusson should have claimed he was just checking to see if his penis was working OK.

[scaryclaireyfairy]

I checked out #ScumMedia cos it's trending. I wish I hadn't.

[Crazyfool01]

Just now, Toilet Duck said:

RE: when will this shit end...

No coronavirus-related deaths in Ireland today for the first time since March 11th. Too early to say whether things will hold, but there is light at the end of the tunnel! Hope to see this headline in the UK and across Europe/the World soon! Don’t let bad examples from “leaders” put you off the fact that the progress made is down to a combination of the frontline (in all fields), you and your own behaviour...Stay strong (understandably furious, but strong!)...

that is great news ... the bank holiday numbers aren't accurate though are they  ? this will catch up in a day or two 

[Toilet Duck]

1 minute ago, crazyfool1 said:

that is great news ... the bank holiday numbers aren't accurate though are they  ? this will catch up in a day or two 

Not a bank holiday here! (Next weekend)...

[Madyaker]

1 minute ago, crazyfool1 said:

that is great news ... the bank holiday numbers aren't accurate though are they  ? this will catch up in a day or two 

Bank holiday is next weekend in Ireland 

[andyhh]

ScotRail shiposting at its finest.

Edited May 25, 2020 by andyhh

[Crazyfool01]

Just now, Madyaker said:

Bank holiday is next weekend in Ireland 

 

Just now, Madyaker said:

Bank holiday is next weekend in Ireland 

ah ok ... stand corrected ... fingers crossed for no tue bounce back either .... but numbers do seem to be going down I would agree 

[Crazyfool01]

has todays briefing happened then ?

[Ayrshire Chris]

i was just driving to Barnard castle to test my eyesight 

[steviewevie]

7 minutes ago, Toilet Duck said:

RE: when will this shit end...

No coronavirus-related deaths in Ireland today for the first time since March 11th. Too early to say whether things will hold, but there is light at the end of the tunnel! Hope to see this headline in the UK and across Europe/the World soon! Don’t let bad examples from “leaders” put you off the fact that the progress made is down to a combination of the frontline (in all fields), you and your own behaviour...Stay strong (understandably furious, but strong!)...

wow. Good news.

[Zoo Music Girl]

When is the normal briefing?

[jparx]

Just now, crazyfool1 said:

has todays briefing happened then ?

Boris is doing it later. Reckon he will announce lockdown easing next Monday to distract.