Stage Predictions 2017

[dentalplan]

Can anyone stomach another stage prediction?

FRIDAY
Py: Radiohead, Royal Blood, Emeli Sandé, A Tribe Called Quest, Clean Bandit, Kris Kristofferson, Kate Tempest, <ballet>
OS: The Weeknd, Courteeners, Richard Ashcroft, Phoenix, Enter Shikari, Circa Waves, The Coral, Slaves, Elbow
JP: Liam Gallagher, Laura Marling, Warpaint, White Lies, Spring King, Clean Cut Kid, Frances, Vant, The Japanese House, Tom Grennan
WH: Jamiroquai, Hacienda Classical, Wiley, Thundercat, Misty in Roots, Loyle Carner, Holly Herndon, Junun
Pa: First Aid Kit, Moderat, Charli XCX, Agnes Obel, Sampha, Whitney, Kevin Morby, Jorja Smith, She Drew the Gun, Julia Jacklin

SATURDAY
Py: Ed Sheeran, Bon Iver, Van Morrison, Lorde, The Maccabees, Herbie Hancock, Nao, Omar Souleyman
OS: The xx, George Ezra, Metronomy, The Kooks, Jungle, Wild Beasts, Aurora, Sundara Karma, Teleman
JP: Justice, Crystal Castles, Glass Animals, The Horrors, Rag'n'Bone Man, DMA's, Jagwar Ma, Cabbage, The Big Moon, Let's Eat Grandma
WH: The Jacksons, DJ Shadow, Toots & the Maytals, Elza Soares, Anderson Paak, Seu Jorge, Ray BLK, Bacao Rhythm & Steel Band
Pa: Orbital, Grandaddy, Local Natives, American Football, Angel Olsen, Alexis Taylor, Pond, Fickle Friends, Formation, The Lemon Twigs

SUNDAY
Py: Foo Fighters, Kaiser Chiefs, Paolo Nutini, Diana Ross, Solange, Amadou et Mariam, Sturgill Simpson, Black Dyke Band
OS: alt-J, The Flaming Lips, London Grammar, You Me at Six, Blossoms, The Kills, Skinny Lister, Dua Lipa, Declan McKenna
JP: Bonobo, Stormzy, Father John Misty, Teenage Fanclub, Spoon, King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard, The Hunna, Mitski, The Amazons, Judas
WH: Kraftwerk, The Avalanches, Miguel, Young Fathers, Bassekou Kouyate & Ngoni Ba, BCUC, Tiggs da Author, Rationale, Imarhan
Pa: Slowdive, Benjamin Clementine, Sleaford Mods, Real Estate, Temples, Swet Shop Boys, Ryley Walker, The Moonlandingz, Kikagaku Moyo

[Earthwindandfire2205]

8 minutes ago, dentalplan said:

Can anyone stomach another stage prediction?

FRIDAY
Py: Radiohead, Royal Blood, Emeli Sandé, A Tribe Called Quest, Clean Bandit, Kris Kristofferson, Kate Tempest, <ballet>
OS: The Weeknd, Courteeners, Richard Ashcroft, Phoenix, Enter Shikari, Circa Waves, The Coral, Slaves, Elbow
JP: Liam Gallagher, Laura Marling, Warpaint, White Lies, Spring King, Clean Cut Kid, Frances, Vant, The Japanese House, Tom Grennan
WH: Jamiroquai, Hacienda Classical, Wiley, Thundercat, Misty in Roots, Loyle Carner, Holly Herndon, Junun
Pa: First Aid Kit, Moderat, Charli XCX, Agnes Obel, Sampha, Whitney, Kevin Morby, Jorja Smith, She Drew the Gun, Julia Jacklin

SATURDAY
Py: Ed Sheeran, Bon Iver, Van Morrison, Lorde, The Maccabees, Herbie Hancock, Nao, Omar Souleyman
OS: The xx, George Ezra, Metronomy, The Kooks, Jungle, Wild Beasts, Aurora, Sundara Karma, Teleman
JP: Justice, Crystal Castles, Glass Animals, The Horrors, Rag'n'Bone Man, DMA's, Jagwar Ma, Cabbage, The Big Moon, Let's Eat Grandma
WH: The Jacksons, DJ Shadow, Toots & the Maytals, Elza Soares, Anderson Paak, Seu Jorge, Ray BLK, Bacao Rhythm & Steel Band
Pa: Orbital, Grandaddy, Local Natives, American Football, Angel Olsen, Alexis Taylor, Pond, Fickle Friends, Formation, The Lemon Twigs

SUNDAY
Py: Foo Fighters, Kaiser Chiefs, Paolo Nutini, Diana Ross, Solange, Amadou et Mariam, Sturgill Simpson, Black Dyke Band
OS: alt-J, The Flaming Lips, London Grammar, You Me at Six, Blossoms, The Kills, Skinny Lister, Dua Lipa, Declan McKenna
JP: Bonobo, Stormzy, Father John Misty, Teenage Fanclub, Spoon, King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard, The Hunna, Mitski, The Amazons, Judas
WH: Kraftwerk, The Avalanches, Miguel, Young Fathers, Bassekou Kouyate & Ngoni Ba, BCUC, Tiggs da Author, Rationale, Imarhan
Pa: Slowdive, Benjamin Clementine, Sleaford Mods, Real Estate, Temples, Swet Shop Boys, Ryley Walker, The Moonlandingz, Kikagaku Moyo

Very happy with this thank you.

[FuzzyDunlop]

17 minutes ago, dentalplan said:

Can anyone stomach another stage prediction?

FRIDAY
Py: Radiohead, Royal Blood, Emeli Sandé, A Tribe Called Quest, Clean Bandit, Kris Kristofferson, Kate Tempest, <ballet>
OS: The Weeknd, Courteeners, Richard Ashcroft, Phoenix, Enter Shikari, Circa Waves, The Coral, Slaves, Elbow
JP: Liam Gallagher, Laura Marling, Warpaint, White Lies, Spring King, Clean Cut Kid, Frances, Vant, The Japanese House, Tom Grennan
WH: Jamiroquai, Hacienda Classical, Wiley, Thundercat, Misty in Roots, Loyle Carner, Holly Herndon, Junun
Pa: First Aid Kit, Moderat, Charli XCX, Agnes Obel, Sampha, Whitney, Kevin Morby, Jorja Smith, She Drew the Gun, Julia Jacklin

SATURDAY
Py: Ed Sheeran, Bon Iver, Van Morrison, Lorde, The Maccabees, Herbie Hancock, Nao, Omar Souleyman
OS: The xx, George Ezra, Metronomy, The Kooks, Jungle, Wild Beasts, Aurora, Sundara Karma, Teleman
JP: Justice, Crystal Castles, Glass Animals, The Horrors, Rag'n'Bone Man, DMA's, Jagwar Ma, Cabbage, The Big Moon, Let's Eat Grandma
WH: The Jacksons, DJ Shadow, Toots & the Maytals, Elza Soares, Anderson Paak, Seu Jorge, Ray BLK, Bacao Rhythm & Steel Band
Pa: Orbital, Grandaddy, Local Natives, American Football, Angel Olsen, Alexis Taylor, Pond, Fickle Friends, Formation, The Lemon Twigs

SUNDAY
Py: Foo Fighters, Kaiser Chiefs, Paolo Nutini, Diana Ross, Solange, Amadou et Mariam, Sturgill Simpson, Black Dyke Band
OS: alt-J, The Flaming Lips, London Grammar, You Me at Six, Blossoms, The Kills, Skinny Lister, Dua Lipa, Declan McKenna
JP: Bonobo, Stormzy, Father John Misty, Teenage Fanclub, Spoon, King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard, The Hunna, Mitski, The Amazons, Judas
WH: Kraftwerk, The Avalanches, Miguel, Young Fathers, Bassekou Kouyate & Ngoni Ba, BCUC, Tiggs da Author, Rationale, Imarhan
Pa: Slowdive, Benjamin Clementine, Sleaford Mods, Real Estate, Temples, Swet Shop Boys, Ryley Walker, The Moonlandingz, Kikagaku Moyo

Not too pleased the Flaming Lips are not headlining

[Quark]

19 hours ago, MattDavies__ said:

Py: Ed Sheeran, Lady Gaga, The Maccabees, Diana Ross, Clean Bandit, Rag 'N' Bone Man, Sue Jorge, Black Dyke Band
OS: Green Day, Imagine Dragons, George Ezra, Metronomy, St Vincent, Warpaint, Mac DeMarco, King Gizzard & The Wizard Lizard, Teleman 
JP: Justice, The Avalanches, Future Islands, White Lies, Jagwar Ma, Young Fathers, Japandroids, Parquet Courts, Honeyblood, She Drew The Gun  
PA: Bonobo, Local Natives, Badbadnotgood, Arab Strap, Pond, Pumarosa, Blaenavon
WH: The Jacksons, Four Tet, Toots & The Maytals 

So you're making my Sunday night a choice between Green Day, Justice, Bonobo and The Jacksons?

With the greatest respect, sir, I denounce you.

[Wakey321]

19 minutes ago, dentalplan said:

Can anyone stomach another stage prediction?

FRIDAY
Py: Radiohead, Royal Blood, Emeli Sandé, A Tribe Called Quest, Clean Bandit, Kris Kristofferson, Kate Tempest, <ballet>
OS: The Weeknd, Courteeners, Richard Ashcroft, Phoenix, Enter Shikari, Circa Waves, The Coral, Slaves, Elbow
JP: Liam Gallagher, Laura Marling, Warpaint, White Lies, Spring King, Clean Cut Kid, Frances, Vant, The Japanese House, Tom Grennan
WH: Jamiroquai, Hacienda Classical, Wiley, Thundercat, Misty in Roots, Loyle Carner, Holly Herndon, Junun
Pa: First Aid Kit, Moderat, Charli XCX, Agnes Obel, Sampha, Whitney, Kevin Morby, Jorja Smith, She Drew the Gun, Julia Jacklin

SATURDAY
Py: Ed Sheeran, Bon Iver, Van Morrison, Lorde, The Maccabees, Herbie Hancock, Nao, Omar Souleyman
OS: The xx, George Ezra, Metronomy, The Kooks, Jungle, Wild Beasts, Aurora, Sundara Karma, Teleman
JP: Justice, Crystal Castles, Glass Animals, The Horrors, Rag'n'Bone Man, DMA's, Jagwar Ma, Cabbage, The Big Moon, Let's Eat Grandma
WH: The Jacksons, DJ Shadow, Toots & the Maytals, Elza Soares, Anderson Paak, Seu Jorge, Ray BLK, Bacao Rhythm & Steel Band
Pa: Orbital, Grandaddy, Local Natives, American Football, Angel Olsen, Alexis Taylor, Pond, Fickle Friends, Formation, The Lemon Twigs

SUNDAY
Py: Foo Fighters, Kaiser Chiefs, Paolo Nutini, Diana Ross, Solange, Amadou et Mariam, Sturgill Simpson, Black Dyke Band
OS: alt-J, The Flaming Lips, London Grammar, You Me at Six, Blossoms, The Kills, Skinny Lister, Dua Lipa, Declan McKenna
JP: Bonobo, Stormzy, Father John Misty, Teenage Fanclub, Spoon, King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard, The Hunna, Mitski, The Amazons, Judas
WH: Kraftwerk, The Avalanches, Miguel, Young Fathers, Bassekou Kouyate & Ngoni Ba, BCUC, Tiggs da Author, Rationale, Imarhan
Pa: Slowdive, Benjamin Clementine, Sleaford Mods, Real Estate, Temples, Swet Shop Boys, Ryley Walker, The Moonlandingz, Kikagaku Moyo

Would love this lineup! But so many clashes!

[henry bear]

Are the Karzi Chiefs bigger than Paolo Nutini? Who actually buys tickets to see them these days? I know they are playing larger venues again but it mystifies me. They must be due another downward projectory now.

[mjsell]

4 minutes ago, henry bear said:

Are the Karzi Chiefs bigger than Paolo Nutini? Who actually buys tickets to see them these days? I know they are playing larger venues again but it mystifies me. They must be due another downward projectory now.

Yeah Nutini is bigger defo. but dental may have placed kaisers there because of the supposed 'supporting foos' info the other day/week.

28 minutes ago, dentalplan said:

SATURDAY

 

Py: Ed Sheeran, Bon Iver, Van Morrison, Lorde, The Maccabees, Herbie Hancock, Nao, Omar Souleyman
OS: The xx, George Ezra, Metronomy, The Kooks, Jungle, Wild Beasts, Aurora, Sundara Karma, Teleman
JP: Justice, Crystal Castles, Glass Animals, The Horrors, Rag'n'Bone Man, DMA's, Jagwar Ma, Cabbage, The Big Moon, Let's Eat Grandma
WH: The Jacksons, DJ Shadow, Toots & the Maytals, Elza Soares, Anderson Paak, Seu Jorge, Ray BLK, Bacao Rhythm & Steel Band
Pa: Orbital, Grandaddy, Local Natives, American Football, Angel Olsen, Alexis Taylor, Pond, Fickle Friends, Formation, The Lemon Twigs

It was all going so well until this point - that is one hell of a clashfest for me.

But that aside - there is alorra, alorra love for that lineup. Absolutely heaps of acts i'd want to see.

[Tuna]

Saturday tea time clash fest there Dental. Be nice. 

[SwedgeAntilles]

That's clashtacular Dental lad, which makes me think it's more likely that Matt's much nicer prediction. 

Would be Royal Blood into Radiohead on Friday without a doubt, but it would be a gutter to miss First Aid Kit on the Park. They're pretty much the perfect headliner on the perfect stage. Fuck, missing that would be a killer

Saturday... The xx vs Justice clash is another nightmare. I'd lean towards the xx through preference but I'm pretty sure I'd be there myself with the rest of my group at WH. Would have to be a decide on the day effort. 

Sunday I'd be struggling for a headliner but would most likely see Kraftwerk despite having never listened to them much as I'd already be at WH off my tits dancing about to the Avalanches. 

All in all its a strong as fuck line up. If we end up getting even close to 65%/70% of that I'll be a happy glamper. 

[Ovechkin]

Real estate and Japandroids feels 99% certain to play glastonbury.

[Winslow Leach]

The Jacksons vs Orbital would be brutal.

[dentalplan]

2 hours ago, Tuna said:

Saturday tea time clash fest there Dental. Be nice. 

I think I overloaded the Saturday morning options. Four-way clash at 11am!

[Tuna]

Nah Omar wins ez. 

[Mezhyp1]

The XX v Orbital v Justice v The Jacksons for fucks sake, id probably just watch Ed to compound my misery further 

[mjsell]

18 minutes ago, dentalplan said:

I think I overloaded the Saturday morning options. Four-way clash at 11am!

I think saturday is overloaded in general. A quick count up and theres 17 acts i'd want to see saturday -  with 12 Friday and 10 Sunday.

[BlackZeppelin]

Any chance of Foals or Jack White (in any of his formats)?

Never see either mentioned on here. 

JW was great subbing Metallica in 2014, 

And Foals smashed it last year.

Dream Pyramid line up would be 

Friday : Dead Weather into Radiohead

Saturday: Foals into Stone Roses

Sunday: Royal Blood into Foo Fighters 

 

Edited February 4, 2017 by BlackZeppelin

[SwedgeAntilles]

4 minutes ago, BlackZeppelin said:

Any chance of Foals or Jack White (in any of his formats)?

Never see either mentioned on here. 

JW was great subbing Metallica in 2014, 

And Foals smashed it last year.

Dream Pyramid line up would be 

Friday : Dead Weather into Radiohead

Saturday: Foals into Stone Roses

Sunday: Royal Blood into Foo Fighters 

 

No chance of Foals being back until they release a new album. Jack White's not touring at all so also highly unlikely 

[Woffy]

6 minutes ago, BlackZeppelin said:

Any chance of Foals or Jack White (in any of his formats)?

Jack White will be available in an authentic upholstered hand pressed artisanal red coloured 7" vinyl format courtesy of Third Man Records. Available for $42568.95

[Hutchmaster]

1 hour ago, SwedgeAntilles said:

No chance of Foals being back until they release a new album. Jack White's not touring at all so also highly unlikely 

Foals are also a UK Exclusive for Citadel so are a complete non-starter.

[Gucci Piggy]

Jack White was also an unlistenable shithead in 2014.

[FloorFiller]

11 minutes ago, Will-2609 said:

Jack White was also an unlistenable shithead in 2014.

The trick was to be just as off your face as Jack clearly was. I had a great time... I think.

[thewayiam]

25 minutes ago, FloorFiller said:

The trick was to be just as off your face as Jack clearly was. I had a great time... I think.

It was great...you just didn't always know when he'd finished one song and started another.

[Gucci Piggy]

1 hour ago, thewayiam said:

It was great...you just didn't always know when he'd finished one song and started another.

Or know what any of the songs were.

[stocky3000]

On 2/3/2017 at 0:05 PM, dentalplan said:

Can anyone stomach another stage prediction?

FRIDAY
Py: Radiohead, Royal Blood, Emeli Sandé, A Tribe Called Quest, Clean Bandit, Kris Kristofferson, Kate Tempest, <ballet>
OS: The Weeknd, Courteeners, Richard Ashcroft, Phoenix, Enter Shikari, Circa Waves, The Coral, Slaves, Elbow
JP: Liam Gallagher, Laura Marling, Warpaint, White Lies, Spring King, Clean Cut Kid, Frances, Vant, The Japanese House, Tom Grennan
WH: Jamiroquai, Hacienda Classical, Wiley, Thundercat, Misty in Roots, Loyle Carner, Holly Herndon, Junun
Pa: First Aid Kit, Moderat, Charli XCX, Agnes Obel, Sampha, Whitney, Kevin Morby, Jorja Smith, She Drew the Gun, Julia Jacklin

SATURDAY
Py: Ed Sheeran, Bon Iver, Van Morrison, Lorde, The Maccabees, Herbie Hancock, Nao, Omar Souleyman
OS: The xx, George Ezra, Metronomy, The Kooks, Jungle, Wild Beasts, Aurora, Sundara Karma, Teleman
JP: Justice, Crystal Castles, Glass Animals, The Horrors, Rag'n'Bone Man, DMA's, Jagwar Ma, Cabbage, The Big Moon, Let's Eat Grandma
WH: The Jacksons, DJ Shadow, Toots & the Maytals, Elza Soares, Anderson Paak, Seu Jorge, Ray BLK, Bacao Rhythm & Steel Band
Pa: Orbital, Grandaddy, Local Natives, American Football, Angel Olsen, Alexis Taylor, Pond, Fickle Friends, Formation, The Lemon Twigs

SUNDAY
Py: Foo Fighters, Kaiser Chiefs, Paolo Nutini, Diana Ross, Solange, Amadou et Mariam, Sturgill Simpson, Black Dyke Band
OS: alt-J, The Flaming Lips, London Grammar, You Me at Six, Blossoms, The Kills, Skinny Lister, Dua Lipa, Declan McKenna
JP: Bonobo, Stormzy, Father John Misty, Teenage Fanclub, Spoon, King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard, The Hunna, Mitski, The Amazons, Judas
WH: Kraftwerk, The Avalanches, Miguel, Young Fathers, Bassekou Kouyate & Ngoni Ba, BCUC, Tiggs da Author, Rationale, Imarhan
Pa: Slowdive, Benjamin Clementine, Sleaford Mods, Real Estate, Temples, Swet Shop Boys, Ryley Walker, The Moonlandingz, Kikagaku Moyo

Strength in depth here and not clashtastic so would be a big tick for me. Lots of walking though

[Gucci Piggy]

Good shout from Gazza over in the Green Day thread about how it'd be a struggle to fit 8 acts on the Pyramid Sunday if they have both a 2.5 hour Foos set and 1.5 Diana Ross set to fit in. The bottom few acts already appear to get shorter set times in order to fit the legend in, so I wouldn't have thought they'd want to shorten sets even further. Ways around this would be either to have Foos on Saturday (which would make Royal Blood subbing them seem logical again) or to have one less act on the Sunday (which could mean sacrificing a 3rd down act in order to book a more expensive sub in Lady Gaga).

Could leave us with either of these outcomes (obviously the other acts on the lineup are just based on my prediction):

Radiohead / The xx / Iggy Pop

The Weeknd / Emeli Sande

 

Ed Sheeran / Royal Blood / Lorde

Bon Iver / George Ezra

 

Foo Fighters / Lady Gaga / Diana Ross  / Kaiser Chiefs

alt-J / Imagine Dragons

 

Or

 

Radiohead / The xx / Iggy Pop

The Weeknd / Emeli Sande

 

Foo Fighters / Royal Blood / Kaiser Chiefs

Bon Iver / George Ezra

 

Ed Sheeran / Lady Gaga / Lorde / Diana Ross

alt-J / Imagine Dragons

 

(I've included Kaisers on Foos day as I could see that info being a confusion of the fact Kaisers are just playing lower down on Foos day)

 

Not sure which of these I'd lean towards, as I think Ed Sheeran should be Saturday, but I also think Royal Blood below Foos and Gaga below Sheeran makes way more sense (and also the legend slot still being 4th down).

 

Edit: @eFestivals is your Sheeran Sat/Foos Sun thing entirely a guess or do you have any info at all on it?

 

Edit 2: Looks like alt-J will probably headline Other on Sunday and I think Bon Iver will headline the Saturday. Bon Iver vs Foos and alt-J vs Sheeran makes more sense to me.

 

Did the Sun article leaking Sheeran say he'd be Saturday, though?

 

Edit 3: Yeah it said Sheeran Sat and Foos Sun so that's probably what it'll be. Oh well.

Edited February 5, 2017 by Will-2609