When will this shit end?

[JoeyT]

I don’t know if it’s possible but a daily figure of vaccines given would really help the countries morale I feel.

[Ayrshire Chris]

Just got my vaccine brochure delivered, now Just the wait for the call, sooner the fucking better after today’s news

 

Edited January 4, 2021 by Ayrshire Chris

[steviewevie]

 

[xxialac]

Only two countries have cases above 25,000.

One of them is the dysfunctional US (and with a population 5x bigger).

The other is the UK is on a staggering 58,000. I fear for our hospitals in two weeks time.

[steviewevie]

1 minute ago, JoeyT said:

I don’t know if it’s possible but a daily figure of vaccines given would really help the countries morale I feel.

I guess they don't want to set them self up yet just in case roll out doesn't go as well as hoped.

[Homer]

8 minutes ago, gigpusher said:

Oh the horror. The Tory party leadership clearly are the Hydra of the modern world!!

At this stage ANYTHING'S possible and NOTHING will surprise me any more. When I watched Doctor Who on New Year's Day it was looking more like a factual documentary. The Thick Of It certainly doesn't feel as farcical as it once did!! In fact I'm calling it satire died of COVID 19!!

He's the one who is really big mates with Cummings - so prob get him back too!

[Homer]

I see Keir Starmer still hasn't resigned. I noticed that was trending during the small part of yesterday I was sober.

[gigpusher]

Just now, Homer said:

He's the one who is really big mates with Cummings - so prob get him back too!

Hopefully the chance of that would be the thing that actually stops scrotum face being chosen. An awful lot of the Tory backbenchers seem to hate Cummings almost as much as the rest of us mere mortals. 

[steviewevie]

I would prefer Gove to Johnson.

[topmarksbri]

1 minute ago, Homer said:

I see Keir Starmer still hasn't resigned. I noticed that was trending during the small part of yesterday I was sober.

No no you have to hilariously call him "Keith" if you're part of that crowd. 

[steviewevie]

#SackWhitty is trending.

[Crazyfool01]

1 minute ago, Homer said:

I see Keir Starmer still hasn't resigned. I noticed that was trending during the small part of yesterday I was sober.

hes waiting for a quiet news day ... doesnt want to be over shadowed by Mel B and her Glastonbury announcement 

[steviewevie]

 

[zahidf]

Bingo card for tonight!

[Losing my hair]

Just now, steviewevie said:

 

You know things are bad when you agree with Jeremy Hunt and Tom Newton Dunn makes sense.

[Homer]

3 minutes ago, steviewevie said:

I would prefer Gove to Johnson.

I'd probably prefer a sack filled with excrement TBF.

I suppose Gove might actually try and do the job properly. I thunk unlike Johnson he actually has a genuine interest in politics.

Is he a eugenicist though?

[Chapple12345]

1 minute ago, Losing my hair said:

You know things are bad when you agree with Jeremy Hunt and Tom Newton Dunn makes sense.

It's like when Piers Morgan started doing his rants about the government during the last spring 

[zahidf]

 

[squirrelarmy]

2 minutes ago, Homer said:

I'd probably prefer a sack filled with excrement TBF.

I suppose Gove might actually try and do the job properly. I thunk unlike Johnson he actually has a genuine interest in politics.

Is he a eugenicist though?

Should ME start shovelling up cowpats to run in the next general election. 

[steviewevie]

1 minute ago, zahidf said:

 

So, he's set to annouce England's school close, and at same time has not ruled out all schools closing?

[Homer]

5 minutes ago, topmarksbri said:

No no you have to hilariously call him "Keith" if you're part of that crowd. 

I'll be honest, I still don't really get that whole calling him Keith joke.

(Fun fact: my ex wife is now married to a man called Keith. When I told my best mate that he pissed himself laughing and replied 'that's exactly what she deserves'.)

[steviewevie]

4 minutes ago, Homer said:

I'd probably prefer a sack filled with excrement TBF.

I suppose Gove might actually try and do the job properly. I thunk unlike Johnson he actually has a genuine interest in politics.

Is he a eugenicist though?

if only they had picked Rory Stewart...then we'd all be in a covid free psychedelic utopia.

[philipsteak]

45 minutes ago, squirrelarmy said:

Could be an interesting poll. Glasto 2021 is on but the Spice Girls are headlining the Saturday night pyramid slot. 
 

Would you still go?

Absolutely. I always miss the Saturday headliner anyway because I always have a shift then

[waltere]

1 minute ago, steviewevie said:

if only they had picked Rory Stewart...then we'd all be in a covid free psychedelic utopia.

I may not agree with Rory Stewart on everything, but he's at least a recognisably sane and fairly intelligent human being. Unfortunately in the modern Tory party that makes him an absolute non starter.

[Andre91]

5 minutes ago, Homer said:

I'll be honest, I still don't really get that whole calling him Keith joke.

(Fun fact: my ex wife is now married to a man called Keith. When I told my best mate that he pissed himself laughing and replied 'that's exactly what she deserves'.)

Out of upvotes for today but that last bit made me genuinely giggle. Excellent form.