HotChipWillBreakYourLegs Posted March 27 Report Share Posted March 27 1 hour ago, fred quimby said: Concrete the lot, what are they thinking leaving it as fields. Muppets Put up a parking lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ommadawn Posted March 27 Report Share Posted March 27 Long drop doors don't clang any more. Ridiculous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ommadawn Posted March 27 Report Share Posted March 27 1 minute ago, Ommadawn said: Long drop doors don't clang any more. Ridiculous. ..... not to mention these new fangled compost loos. What's wrong with a good old Turdis baking in the summer sun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 27 Report Share Posted March 27 31 minutes ago, Ommadawn said: ..... not to mention these new fangled compost loos. What's wrong with a good old Turdis baking in the summer sun. there's too few chemicals at glastonbury nowadays. 😛 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clarkete Posted March 27 Report Share Posted March 27 1 hour ago, fred quimby said: f**k me, you lot really pay for your tickets. Muppets. I get in ever year for free. Last year I got in holding my breathe while submerged in a barrel of piss that was being transported across site. I've read that twice and both times I lol'd (quietly obviously, it's late and I don't want to wake anyone up and explain why) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nuthugger Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 insert routine ironic diss denouncing any sort of glasto criticism as if thats something new Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suprefan Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 This wouldve all been solved if The Klf had played. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben7amin_ Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 (edited) Copy and paste the feedback form answers for why I'm returning my ticket. 1- I go every year and think for some reason its entirely reasonable to expect the festival to pick no acts I've seen before 2- I haven't listened to any new music since 2006 and get angry when I see names I don't recognize, what is SZA dont you dare suggest I try listening to other things. 3 - I see a couple of names I don't like on the line up and call it sh*t, the il have to watch Coldplay headline the Pyramid so I can say how sh*t they are on facebook after the festival no I won't go to other stages 4 - is too hard for you to pick a lineup containing only Landfill indie!!!! (Please attempt to take this comment in a jovial fashion) Edited March 28 by Ben7amin_ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlotteB Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 Glastonbury has become so trendy that I can't even pronounce the name of the headliner... EssZedEy / Tsar / Sizzler / Zah / zzz / scissors? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philipsteak Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 8 hours ago, fred quimby said: f**k me, you lot really pay for your tickets. Muppets. I get in ever year for free. Last year I got in holding my breathe while submerged in a barrel of piss that was being transported across site. Yeah, that was weird. I mean you could've just got in normally but you insisted that you wanted to go in in the barrel of piss. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mich1268 Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 Why can't we have a dedicated Champaigne bar? And also there is nowhere near enough flags at the main stages. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Memory Man Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 10 hours ago, Popsider75 said: Went downhill when they got rid of The Green Police. In a thread of sarcasm this is 100% true its a no brainer and an easy win! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex DeLarge Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 I love the festival most the time, but I can't help but wish Car Henge was bigger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrshire Chris Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 5 minutes ago, Alex DeLarge said: I love the festival most the time, but I can't help but wish Car Henge was bigger. That’s it, great idea, ditch the super fence and encircle the whole site with car henge, a security guard on top of each vehicle, none of those pleasant oxfam volunteers either, just some nasty private security firm run by east end gangsters. That’ll stop the Twix fuelled infiltrators. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dondo Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 I hear Right Said Fred are quite opinionated these days so get them on the Rightfield tent. Blasting out Deeply Dippy would be a special festival moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avalon_Fields Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 There’s far too many stages. All that walking you have to do! There should be just one (maybe two) so we can sit down and relax. And it’d be much better if they flattened the hills and landfilled the valley. Ban the Hill of Death and the horrendous walk up to Worthy View. It’s not an army camp after all. And let’s face it, all this modern music isn’t nearly as good as it was back in my day! We want a 1972 theme. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parsonjack Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 ...and what's with all this push to fill the place with girl bands? Every bloke knows there's been no decent music from any chick since The Reynolds Girls aced it with "I'd Rather Jack" in 1989. F*cks sake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plot2pot Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 Too much graffiti for me. Last year practically every bin I walked past had been desecrated with some abomination. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rula912 Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 10 hours ago, Supernintendo Chalmers said: Once they build the Nando's where the Stone Circle is now, you should be able to book online in advance Ooo do we’ll be able to get deliveroo to the caravan. Talking of which, proper hook ups needed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avalon_Fields Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 …and stopping us peeing on the grass! What’s that all about? What do you think the cows do all day? We should be free to pee wherever we want, just like on a Saturday night when we’re out on the town. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dondo Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 And make the music quieter so I don't have to shout when talking with my mates all the way through sets. Or give everyone megaphones so they can be heard without bothersome music getting in the way. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simsy Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 9 minutes ago, dondo said: I hear Right Said Fred are quite opinionated these days so get them on the Rightfield tent. Blasting out Deeply Dippy would be a special festival moment. Far-right Said Fred. 7 minutes ago, parsonjack said: ...and what's with all this push to fill the place with girl bands? Every bloke knows there's been no decent music from any chick since The Reynolds Girls aced it with "I'd Rather Jack" in 1989. F*cks sake. As a female, I agree. I have ovaries and no musical talent, so why are girls being booked? Glasto was better when it was a wall-to-wall sausage fest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superscally Posted March 28 Author Report Share Posted March 28 12 minutes ago, Avalon_Fields said: There’s far too many stages. All that walking you have to do! There should be just one (maybe two) so we can sit down and relax. And it’d be much better if they flattened the hills and landfilled the valley. Ban the Hill of Death and the horrendous walk up to Worthy View. It’s not an army camp after all. And let’s face it, all this modern music isn’t nearly as good as it was back in my day! We want a 1972 theme. Exactly. When I saw Zeppelin at Knebworth, we all sat down. Why can't it be like that? But with more cocaine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernintendo Chalmers Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 It should be a condition of ticket purchase that everyone be forced to bring their own flag on a giant pole. That way, if someone gets lost, they'll be much easier to find. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punksnotdead Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 I haven't got a ticket this year but I'm going to make sure I smash my TV in just before. That way I can be certain that I can't accidentally watch any of that sh*t. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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