Quark Posted June 9, 2022 Report Share Posted June 9, 2022 Just for @nikkic so I don't look like a pissy LMGTFY twat 😉 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quark Posted June 9, 2022 Report Share Posted June 9, 2022 Just now, nikkic said: It's Clashfinder which is the issue, spend more time with it than my wife! Don't. Mrs Q's rather pointed question of "why don't you get this excited about anything we do together?" is still haunting me 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikkic Posted June 9, 2022 Report Share Posted June 9, 2022 16 minutes ago, Quark said: Don't. Mrs Q's rather pointed question of "why don't you get this excited about anything we do together?" is still haunting me 4 17 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quark Posted June 9, 2022 Report Share Posted June 9, 2022 4 minutes ago, nikkic said: On a similar note, saw this courtesy of @Gnomicide. It's an oldie but I'd not seen it before, absolute gold. 3 2 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikkic Posted June 9, 2022 Report Share Posted June 9, 2022 13 minutes ago, Quark said: On a similar note, saw this courtesy of @Gnomicide. It's an oldie but I'd not seen it before, absolute gold. Just spat my tea out at "I was hoping to get on the tele" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnomicide Posted June 9, 2022 Report Share Posted June 9, 2022 16 minutes ago, Quark said: On a similar note, saw this courtesy of @Gnomicide. It's an oldie but I'd not seen it before, absolute gold. I think it was made by @sparkythetortoiseof this parish. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4AssedMonkey Posted June 9, 2022 Report Share Posted June 9, 2022 7 hours ago, blutarsky said: The opposite of an Otter's pocket. Lizard's bumbag? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obiginnaw Posted June 9, 2022 Report Share Posted June 9, 2022 5 hours ago, nikkic said: i have never seen anything more accurate oh my life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikkic Posted June 9, 2022 Report Share Posted June 9, 2022 5 minutes ago, Obiginnaw said: i have never seen anything more accurate oh my life This is my actual plan for Friday night, although my wife did say "I'm not sure I want to see Little Simz". We're now divorced. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pauladam Posted June 9, 2022 Report Share Posted June 9, 2022 3 minutes ago, nikkic said: This is my actual plan for Friday night, although my wife did say "I'm not sure I want to see Little Simz". We're now divorced. She was excellent on Park in 2019! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obiginnaw Posted June 9, 2022 Report Share Posted June 9, 2022 yeah like i said last night, i might dip Lil Simz to get into SEC early doors and catch Tsha, but it's a high chance i'll stay with my group and watch Simz , so thanks for the 'right hand of the stage' tip 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flysheet Posted June 9, 2022 Report Share Posted June 9, 2022 13 hours ago, deebeedoobee said: 9th JuneT-13The current weather and ground conditions in Pilton are :* HFH records 15.3 degrees at 0833 with humidity at 83%. Consequent tent conditions - armpit stench and fetid feet. Slightly moist and slippy * RAM jam jar is currently dry. Todays duckometer reading is 0.0 mm, from the last 24 hours. As dry as a dead dingo's donger. * Diver suffering from rubbery chub rub and his helmet stinks. * The Buddha refuses to comment. * Current wind condition - light breeze. Miss Pat steadfast, reading Brown cow farm. St, 8 okta. * sticky stick's tip getting sore. Well now looking for new employment as a sink hole. Ground conditions are shredded wheat with a splash of oat milk. * Digger has drawn his interpretation of a science forecast Oh how I’ve missed this for the last 3 years! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuartbert two hats Posted June 9, 2022 Report Share Posted June 9, 2022 5 hours ago, pauladam said: She was excellent on Park in 2019! @nikkic's wife?? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scaryclaireyfairy Posted June 9, 2022 Report Share Posted June 9, 2022 The diver's flags are giving me life. 😄 We don't deserve you, @deebeedoobee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetaKate Posted June 10, 2022 Report Share Posted June 10, 2022 18 hours ago, Quark said: On a similar note, saw this courtesy of @Gnomicide. It's an oldie but I'd not seen it before, absolute gold. Omg 🤣🤣🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikkic Posted June 10, 2022 Report Share Posted June 10, 2022 15 hours ago, pauladam said: She was excellent on Park in 2019! 10 hours ago, stuartbert two hats said: @nikkic's wife?? She was OK on The Park, came into her own at The Temple, most pissed I’ve seen her in a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clarkete Posted June 10, 2022 Report Share Posted June 10, 2022 15 hours ago, pauladam said: She was excellent on Park in 2019! Aye, top notch and such good releases since make her hard to miss 😊 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deebeedoobee Posted June 10, 2022 Report Share Posted June 10, 2022 10th JuneT-12 The current weather and ground conditions in Pilton are :* HFH records 19.8 degrees (in the shade!) at 0937 with humidity at 89%. Consequent tent conditions - toastie warm. Will have to brave the long drops soon. * RAM jam jar is currently dry. Todays duckometer reading is 0.0 mm, from the last 24 hours. The drizzle yesterday evening was not enough to register. Crushing disappointment for @The Nal * Due to the dry conditions the Diver has been down the job centre but refuses to work at Nandos. * The gurning cat has popped out for a smoke.* Current wind condition - gentle breeze. Miss Pat is resting, reading Westholme road. Cu, 3 okta. * sticky stick's is now refusing to comment. The well have not seen any moisture for the last 3 months or so. This is different from the last few festivals. Ground conditions are 3 day old rock cakes. * the graphs have been updated, together with the current weather picture. 5 3 17 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quark Posted June 10, 2022 Report Share Posted June 10, 2022 One of the questions that has grown in my mind is how big a collection of gurning cats / divers / buddhas / zebras / miscellaneous ornaments do you have Dee? 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nal Posted June 10, 2022 Report Share Posted June 10, 2022 22 minutes ago, deebeedoobee said: 10th JuneT-12 The current weather and ground conditions in Pilton are :* HFH records 19.8 degrees (in the shade!) at 0937 with humidity at 89%. Consequent tent conditions - toastie warm. Will have to brave the long drops soon. * RAM jam jar is currently dry. Todays duckometer reading is 0.0 mm, from the last 24 hours. The drizzle yesterday evening was not enough to register. Crushing disappointment for @The Nal * Due to the dry conditions the Diver has been down the job centre but refuses to work at Nandos. * The gurning cat has popped out for a smoke.* Current wind condition - gentle breeze. Miss Pat is resting, reading Westholme road. Cu, 3 okta. * sticky stick's is now refusing to comment. The well have not seen any moisture for the last 3 months or so. This is different from the last few festivals. Ground conditions are 3 day old rock cakes. * the graphs have been updated, together with the current weather picture. Has shit flag been replaced?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blutarsky Posted June 10, 2022 Report Share Posted June 10, 2022 Presented for your viewing pleasure: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pilton digger Posted June 10, 2022 Report Share Posted June 10, 2022 14 minutes ago, The Nal said: Has shit flag been replaced?! It has changed a few times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deebeedoobee Posted June 10, 2022 Report Share Posted June 10, 2022 3 hours ago, Quark said: One of the questions that has grown in my mind is how big a collection of gurning cats / divers / buddhas / zebras / miscellaneous ornaments do you have Dee? 😂 Its called being prepared. You never know when you will need a gurning cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Losing my hair Posted June 10, 2022 Report Share Posted June 10, 2022 5 hours ago, deebeedoobee said: 10th JuneT-12 The current weather and ground conditions in Pilton are :* HFH records 19.8 degrees (in the shade!) at 0937 with humidity at 89%. Consequent tent conditions - toastie warm. Will have to brave the long drops soon. * RAM jam jar is currently dry. Todays duckometer reading is 0.0 mm, from the last 24 hours. The drizzle yesterday evening was not enough to register. Crushing disappointment for @The Nal * Due to the dry conditions the Diver has been down the job centre but refuses to work at Nandos. * The gurning cat has popped out for a smoke.* Current wind condition - gentle breeze. Miss Pat is resting, reading Westholme road. Cu, 3 okta. * sticky stick's is now refusing to comment. The well have not seen any moisture for the last 3 months or so. This is different from the last few festivals. Ground conditions are 3 day old rock cakes. * the graphs have been updated, together with the current weather picture. Top work, nice to see #29 making an appearance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom White Posted June 10, 2022 Report Share Posted June 10, 2022 On 6/9/2022 at 12:04 PM, Quark said: On a similar note, saw this courtesy of @Gnomicide. It's an oldie but I'd not seen it before, absolute gold. Not seen that before, total genius 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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