Avalon_Fields Posted June 1, 2021 Report Share Posted June 1, 2021 There's an ace eFestival team out there already: @Foot1ball @Football Guru @SoccerSteve @GoaldenBoots @Shooter123 @messi @ronaldo @pele @Beck_ham @mourinho @Bobby Firmino Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the wonderwhy Posted June 1, 2021 Report Share Posted June 1, 2021 1 minute ago, Avalon_Fields said: There's an ace eFestival team out there already: @Foot1ball @Football Guru @SoccerSteve @GoaldenBoots @Shooter123 @messi @ronaldo @pele @Beck_ham @mourinho @Bobby Firmino Don't forget @Muzzy Izzet 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Jass Posted June 1, 2021 Report Share Posted June 1, 2021 7 minutes ago, jump said: Stupid question, what's TAA? My head is going to tits and ass. Trent Alexander Arnold - an English footballer about to be cut from the squad for the upcoming European Championships. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoghurt on a Stick Posted June 1, 2021 Report Share Posted June 1, 2021 The very last time that I played football it was for a Sunday league team. I had been out until the wee hours the night before and wasn't due to play football that day at all. I know this because I don't actually play football. However, some people that I knew had formed this football team and were short of a player, so they drove to my house to 'get me'. I told them that there was no way on earth that I wished to play football for them as I had been drinking heavily and just wasn't able to do that. I can't recall how but the bastards did in fact eventually manage to talk me in to it. All I experienced throughout the match was pain - both physical and mental. However, one lad had been out until 5am that morning and they had also got him out f bed to play. He made me feel a little better about my situation because every now and again he would actually vomit on to the pitch. Now there was one more element to this nonsense. We were playing a team from a very rough pub in a very rough part of Birmingham. Before the match even started they had informed us that we weren't to score a goal because if we did they would beat us up.And then one of or side did one of the maddest things that I have ever witnessed - his love f football / glory /call it what you like, got the better of him ad he went and scored a goal. He was chased by a rabble of their team who wanted to hit him. However, they weren't the healthiest and he managed to get away and hide somewhere. I can't recall how things went on from there but we probably promised them that we wouldn't do it again sort of thing. Anyway, while I am very flattered to be made a sub of the efests football team, please may I ask to be dropped from the squad. I never want to play football ever again. Not that there was actually going to be a match. I still need that certainty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoghurt on a Stick Posted June 1, 2021 Report Share Posted June 1, 2021 Just now, Yoghurt on a Stick said: The very last time that I played football it was for a Sunday league team. I had been out until the wee hours the night before and wasn't due to play football that day at all. I know this because I don't actually play football. However, some people that I knew had formed this football team and were short of a player, so they drove to my house to 'get me'. I told them that there was no way on earth that I wished to play football for them as I had been drinking heavily and just wasn't able to do that. I can't recall how but the bastards did in fact eventually manage to talk me in to it. All I experienced throughout the match was pain - both physical and mental. However, one lad had been out until 5am that morning and they had also got him out f bed to play. He made me feel a little better about my situation because every now and again he would actually vomit on to the pitch. Now there was one more element to this nonsense. We were playing a team from a very rough pub in a very rough part of Birmingham. Before the match even started they had informed us that we weren't to score a goal because if we did they would beat us up.And then one of or side did one of the maddest things that I have ever witnessed - his love f football / glory /call it what you like, got the better of him ad he went and scored a goal. He was chased by a rabble of their team who wanted to hit him. However, they weren't the healthiest and he managed to get away and hide somewhere. I can't recall how things went on from there but we probably promised them that we wouldn't do it again sort of thing. Anyway, while I am very flattered to be made a sub of the efests football team, please may I ask to be dropped from the squad. I never want to play football ever again. Not that there was actually going to be a match. I still need that certainty. Spellings a bit shit in places because my keyboard is fucked a little. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jump Posted June 1, 2021 Report Share Posted June 1, 2021 15 minutes ago, Hugh Jass said: Trent Alexander Arnold - an English footballer about to be cut from the squad for the upcoming European Championships. Gotch, I didn't catch on because of the abbreviation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Somto Unigwe Raphael Posted June 1, 2021 Author Report Share Posted June 1, 2021 53 minutes ago, thewayiam said: Don't put me in defence Haha. Though days are long gone If you want I could put you up front and move @Mouseboy11 to the LW, think he can do a good Heung-Min Son type performance out there. @Matt42 moved to RB, think him and @The Martini Police could form a good connection, on the same wavelength. You can be our Edinson Cavani. A veteran of the forum but still got a lot to give. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squirrelarmy Posted June 1, 2021 Report Share Posted June 1, 2021 @Matt42 on the right wing? He will love that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blutarsky Posted June 1, 2021 Report Share Posted June 1, 2021 1 hour ago, jump said: Stupid question, what's TAA? My head is going to tits and ass. Correct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blutarsky Posted June 1, 2021 Report Share Posted June 1, 2021 I’ll put my hand up got a spot in midfield. Love a bit of Friday afternoon post work kickabout Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewayiam Posted June 1, 2021 Report Share Posted June 1, 2021 1 hour ago, Somto Unigwe Raphael said: If you want I could put you up front and move @Mouseboy11 to the LW, think he can do a good Heung-Min Son type performance out there. @Matt42 moved to RB, think him and @The Martini Police could form a good connection, on the same wavelength. You can be our Edinson Cavani. A veteran of the forum but still got a lot to give. As long as I don't have to use my head haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrshire Chris Posted June 1, 2021 Report Share Posted June 1, 2021 I assume this is an amateur team so sadly I have to rule myself out, despite the fact that most successful teams have traditionally had at least one Scot. For several years I took payment from a national broadcaster as a radio pundit so technically I am professional 😉. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avalon_Fields Posted June 1, 2021 Report Share Posted June 1, 2021 28 minutes ago, Ayrshire Chris said: I assume this is an amateur team so sadly I have to rule myself out, despite the fact that most successful teams have traditionally had at least one Scot. For several years I took payment from a national broadcaster as a radio pundit so technically I am professional 😉. Are you Archie MacPherson then? 😆 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrshire Chris Posted June 1, 2021 Report Share Posted June 1, 2021 14 minutes ago, Avalon_Fields said: Are you Archie MacPherson then? 😆 No, I was used mainly for my incisive in depth analysis, knowledge and expertise of one particular club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Somto Unigwe Raphael Posted June 1, 2021 Author Report Share Posted June 1, 2021 (edited) 21 minutes ago, Ayrshire Chris said: No, I was used mainly for my incisive in depth analysis, knowledge and expertise of one particular club. Is this you? Edited June 1, 2021 by Somto Unigwe Raphael Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrshire Chris Posted June 1, 2021 Report Share Posted June 1, 2021 45 minutes ago, Somto Unigwe Raphael said: Is this you? Eh no. I took calls from idiots, didn’t make them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quark Posted June 1, 2021 Report Share Posted June 1, 2021 2 hours ago, Ayrshire Chris said: Eh no. I took calls from idiots, didn’t make them! Scottish football broadcasting hit its apex, its absolute peak, with this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy0808 v5 Posted June 1, 2021 Report Share Posted June 1, 2021 Give it to Russy til’ end of the season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squirrelarmy Posted June 2, 2021 Report Share Posted June 2, 2021 Going to hijack this thread to let you know about the eFests Euro 2020 Fantasy Football League. All details here: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuie Posted June 3, 2021 Report Share Posted June 3, 2021 On 5/31/2021 at 10:26 PM, crazyfool1 said: and the fudge before it ..... This one the same author? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazyfool01 Posted June 3, 2021 Report Share Posted June 3, 2021 17 minutes ago, stuie said: This one the same author? Who knows … maybe connected .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueDaze Posted June 3, 2021 Report Share Posted June 3, 2021 On 6/1/2021 at 8:56 AM, squirrelarmy said: Two holding defensive midfielders, Is this Southgates efests account? well its not Peps.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueDaze Posted June 3, 2021 Report Share Posted June 3, 2021 may i suggest: @vintagelaureatein the sweeper role - his organisation is exemplary... @Ayrshire Chris(despite his professional status) for his reliability - He is often in the vicinity of the ground, even when there is no match on (and i think he wears his kit every day just in case he gets the call)... @deebeedoobeemust be on the coaching/ground staff - pre match prep, choice of studs, pitch inspection etc.. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deebeedoobee Posted June 3, 2021 Report Share Posted June 3, 2021 4 hours ago, BlueDaze said: may i suggest: @vintagelaureatein the sweeper role - his organisation is exemplary... @Ayrshire Chris(despite his professional status) for his reliability - He is often in the vicinity of the ground, even when there is no match on (and i think he wears his kit every day just in case he gets the call)... @deebeedoobeemust be on the coaching/ground staff - pre match prep, choice of studs, pitch inspection etc.. As long as that doesn't include washing dirty kit and kecks. Can I be in charge of the orange segments for half time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balti-pie Posted June 3, 2021 Report Share Posted June 3, 2021 halftime pies seem a shoo-in for me but im slightly disappointed not to get a call-up in the classy distributor from the back libero role Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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