'Female, not British' artist for Sunday legend slot

[Badlands]

Isn’t Missy supposed to phone in her live shows? I’m sure I read that she stunk up Bestival with her performance.

[CaledonianGonzo]

Seems to be the general consensus, aye.

[BambooShanks]

On 11/4/2018 at 3:35 PM, Badlands said:

Isn’t Missy supposed to phone in her live shows? I’m sure I read that she stunk up Bestival with her performance.

For what it's worth I thought her Bestival performance was amazing.  I was bouncing my tits all the way off.

I wouldn't put her down as a legend slot contender though.  

[MetaKate]

Missy is a legend but not a legand slot type legend. 

I hope shes there but I would think it would be headline WH if she was. 

I've never seen her live...but in my mind she would kill it. 

Attached is a screenshot of an intimate conversation we once had.

My screenshots look like crap because I have a blue filter on my phone. If you dont you should think about it. 

[Zoo Music Girl]

32 minutes ago, MetaKate said:

Missy is a legend but not a legand slot type legend. 

I hope shes there but I would think it would be headline WH if she was. 

I've never seen her live...but in my mind she would kill it. 

Attached is a screenshot of an intimate conversation we once had.

My screenshots look like crap because I have a blue filter on my phone. If you dont you should think about it. 

Mate! Seriously impressed by this! What did you say to her, though?

[Woffy]

34 minutes ago, MetaKate said:

Missy is a legend but not a legand slot type legend. 

I hope shes there but I would think it would be headline WH if she was. 

I've never seen her live...but in my mind she would kill it. 

Attached is a screenshot of an intimate conversation we once had.

My screenshots look like crap because I have a blue filter on my phone. If you dont you should think about it. 

Love it.

Why the blue filter, btw?

I'm all about the Health & Safety...

[SwedgeAntilles]

Blue filter FTW, you're meant to use it if you're reading before bed but I use it all the time. Look after your peepers fella.

[MetaKate]

Just now, Zoo Music Girl said:

Mate! Seriously impressed by this! What did you say to her, though?

Cant remember and its not easy to find out via twitter, but I have that one saved. 

Knowing me, in 2011, probably something like "you da best Missy!"

 

2 minutes ago, Woffy said:

Love it.

Why the blue filter, btw?

I'm all about the Health & Safety...

Blue light effects your sleep patterns. So if you're on your devices at night it fools your body into thinking the sun is still up and throws off your sleep. So I have an app called flux that shuts off my blue light when the sun sets. 

It's obviously all bollocks because its almost 5am right now and I'm still awake. 

[Woffy]

4 minutes ago, MetaKate said:

Cant remember and its not easy to find out via twitter, but I have that one saved. 

Knowing me, in 2011, probably something like "you da best Missy!"

 

Blue light effects your sleep patterns. So if you're on your devices at night it fools your body into thinking the sun is still up and throws off your sleep. So I have an app called flux that shuts off my blue light when the sun sets. 

It's obviously all bollocks because its almost 5am right now and I'm still awake. 

Ahhhhhhhhh. ok.

I once received a tweet from Princess Diana's brother. I fully realise this is #notcool.

 

[MetaKate]

1 minute ago, Woffy said:

Ahhhhhhhhh. ok.

I once received a tweet from Princess Diana's brother. I fully realise this is #notcool.

 

I mean it really depends on what he said. 

[Woffy]

12 minutes ago, SwedgeAntilles said:

Blue filter FTW, you're meant to use it if you're reading before bed but I use it all the time. Look after your peepers fella.

I have my screen brightness permanently on next to 0. I love that you care though.

1 minute ago, MetaKate said:

I mean it really depends on what he said. 

I think this is going to make me even uncooler than I already am:

In response to me asking historian Rebecca Rideal (who is effing ace) a question about written English in 17th Century England he chipped in and responded with a brief explanation. NB: He's a historian of the Stuarts, I think.

 

I got bored halfway through typing that.

[MetaKate]

2 minutes ago, Woffy said:

I have my screen brightness permanently on next to 0. I love that you care though.

I think this is going to make me even uncooler than I already am:

In response to me asking historian Rebecca Rideal (who is effing ace) a question about written English in 17th Century England he chipped in and responded with a brief explanation. NB: He's a historian of the Stuarts, I think.

 

I got bored halfway through typing that.

At least you know your instincts are right?

**As a consolation its really helping my insomnia ?

Edited November 9, 2018 by MetaKate
Added consolation

[SwedgeAntilles]

16 minutes ago, Woffy said:

I have my screen brightness permanently on next to 0. I love that you care though.

I got your back, and your eyes. 

[Woffy]

1 minute ago, SwedgeAntilles said:

I got your back, and your eyes. 

And i'm gonna get you a ticket.

And we can sing I Should Be So Lucky together at Kylie's legend slot.

< Insert heart emojis >

[fatyeti24]

I'd love to see Missy.  I was a huge fan - those first three albums were incredible, and the others weren't at all bad either.  When her and Timbaland were on their game they were untouchable.  She's probably my absolute dream WH Friday headliner.

[Gnomicide]

1 hour ago, Woffy said:

Ahhhhhhhhh. ok.

I once received a tweet from Princess Diana's brother. I fully realise this is #notcool.

 

I once got told by a woman in a sandwich shop that I looked like him. I had more hair then, all the same, it didn't please me.

[Woffy]

1 hour ago, Gnomicide said:

I once got told by a woman in a sandwich shop that I looked like him. I had more hair then, all the same, it didn't please me.

What sort of sandwich did you get?

[Gnomicide]

1 hour ago, Woffy said:

What sort of sandwich did you get?

Beef and onion. Fried. On toast.

 

I think it was at that point they knew I wasn't him.

[Woffy]

36 minutes ago, Gnomicide said:

Beef and onion. Fried. On toast.

 

I think it was at that point they knew I wasn't him.

I reckon Earl Spencer’s a chip butty man myself. 

I’ll tweet and ask him. 

[Losing my hair]

1 hour ago, Woffy said:

I reckon Earl Spencer’s a chip butty man myself. 

I’ll tweet and ask him. 

Is he the guy from "My Name is Earl"?

[angelin]

I just saw the Spice Girls on JR.  are they a possibility at some point over the weekend? Kylie was also on. I never watched the interview just seeing them all together made me think they could all pop up.

[FloorFiller]

Well Kylie is essentially nailed on with her just announced tour dates. Now we can move away from the speculation and get down to some setlists...

[Username taken]

On 11/9/2018 at 11:42 AM, MetaKate said:

Cant remember and its not easy to find out via twitter, but I have that one saved. 

Knowing me, in 2011, probably something like "you da best Missy!"

 

“@MissyElliott #FACT: Missy Elliott is a mother fucking lyrical genius”

[Pear_Cider]

On 11/9/2018 at 1:36 PM, Gnomicide said:

I once got told by a woman in a sandwich shop that I looked like him. I had more hair then, all the same, it didn't please me.

I've seen you...I've seen him. Sandwich shop lady needs to get to Specsavers PDQ!

[SonOfTroyMcClure]

3 hours ago, FloorFiller said:

Well Kylie is essentially nailed on with her just announced tour dates. Now we can move away from the speculation and get down to some setlists...

Any/all of Confide In Me, Where the Wild Roses Grow, Wow. Inject that shit into my veins.