"Really big secret"

[guypjfreak]

12 hours ago, windy_miller said:

Lets give it jump start...

KLF! Uh-hu-u! Uh-hu! Uh-hu!

Beep boop

Boop beep

KLF IS GONNA ROCK YOU!

Here you go old son 

Looks good for a glasto show 

https://thump.vice.com/en_uk/article/klf-reunion-chill-out-essay

[musky]

2 hours ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

It's not Wes Anderson

 

What is that about? It started to play and then I had a 'this media is not available' message popped up.

[CaledonianGonzo]

7 hours ago, musky said:

What is that about? It started to play and then I had a 'this media is not available' message popped up.

It's pretty much a film clip of him saying that he won't be there to introduce Rushmore, and neither will Rushmore off of Rushmore.

Though I see someone's started a thread saying that him and Rushmore saying that they won't be there could be a clue that they will be there - so at this point we're pretty much through the Looking Glass.

[musky]

24 minutes ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

It's pretty much a film clip of him saying that he won't be there to introduce Rushmore, and neither will Rushmore off of Rushmore.

Though I see someone's started a thread saying that him and Rushmore saying that they won't be there could be a clue that they will be there - so at this point we're pretty much through the Looking Glass.

The standard position for Glastonbury rumours then.

[Franky]

9 hours ago, guypjfreak said:

Here you go old son 

Looks good for a glasto show 

https://thump.vice.com/en_uk/article/klf-reunion-chill-out-essay

You think ? 

I swear I'm gonna check out every ice cream van just in case  

[Supernintendo Chalmers]

What's this, the "really big secret" thread buried on page 2?! Have we officially guessed every single band in history now then?

[MetaKate]

I don't think anyone's mentioned daft punk yet. 

[defrio29]

 

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3. Hmmm...

This is AGONY. I’m gnawing my fist here… Because there’s an unannounced band that I know is playing a secret set at Glastonbury. They’re big. But are they "really big surprise" big? I just don't know. I’ve promised not to name them. I'm sorry. I’d tell but I’d be consigned to Monday morning litter-picking duty from now to eternity. What can I say?

They’ve played there before and they’ll go down an absolute treat. Oh no, I’ve said too much. (It’s not them). Bigmouth almost strikes again. (It’s not them either). It’ll be a beautiful day. (Nope). But are they Emily’s big secret? 4-1

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/music/news/glastonbury-2017s-really-big-surprise-seven-likely-theories/

This has to be the Park TBA at Friday 19:30...

Has to be Gorillaz right...?

[CaledonianGonzo]

Unless it's Elbow.

[Hawros]

14 minutes ago, defrio29 said:

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/music/news/glastonbury-2017s-really-big-surprise-seven-likely-theories/

This has to be the Park TBA at Friday 19:30...

Has to be Gorillaz right...?

I assumed Elbow from this.

[CaledonianGonzo]

Gorillaz don't have prior form on 'going down an absolute treat'.

[EamerRed]

4 minutes ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

Gorillaz don't have prior form on 'going down an absolute treat'.

On here no. In a wider respect, they probably do.

[Franky]

It's all a load of old bollox ! Just put us out of our misery so whatever percentage can either eat humble pie and be like wow ! Or simply say "I told you so" 

[mufcok]

Just on Elbow.. a friend of mine bumped into Mr Garvey last night. He confirmed they are playing but wouldn't say which which slot. It has to be that Park slot surely, there aren't any others left really..

[billum]

So how are we even going to find out about The Big Secret? Will it be in the programme? Will it be announced beforehand with a high-profile tweet from GF? Or will it be a secret set kept so secret that we'll only find out about it in abject disappointment on the Tuesday after the fest from the lucky few who happened to be passing the right stage at the right time?

 

 

 

Or will we never really know for sure what it was! That would be maddening

[windy_miller]

1 hour ago, defrio29 said:

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/music/news/glastonbury-2017s-really-big-surprise-seven-likely-theories/

This has to be the Park TBA at Friday 19:30...

Has to be Gorillaz right...?

Surely this just confirms what we already know.

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It's the KLF

 

[George_92]

Can see AF doing this at Glasto; just dropping that makeshift 360-degree stage in a field somewhere on the Thursday night.. 

[Woffy]

Can someone tell me WTF a Saxon market is?

[windy_miller]

5 minutes ago, George_92 said:

Can see AF doing this at Glasto; just dropping that makeshift 360-degree stage in a field somewhere on the Thursday night.. 

Can't they just do this on the bandstand?

[Deaf Nobby Burton]

Reading this again though:

“I haven’t even hinted or told anyone it’s coming and we’ve managed to keep it completely quiet for the first time ever,"

That can't be Liam Gallagher, his new album isn't due out until later on in the year, so would the Eavis's have trusted it would've been any good 6+ months ago when they first knew about this secret? 

[stuartbert two hats]

28 minutes ago, George_92 said:

Can see AF doing this at Glasto; just dropping that makeshift 360-degree stage in a field somewhere on the Thursday night.. 

They'd better play somewhere with a roof.

[eastynh]

35 minutes ago, Woffy said:

Can someone tell me WTF a Saxon market is?

One that sells shruberrys.

[Woffy]

15 minutes ago, eastynh said:

One that sells shruberrys.

King Arthur battled against the Saxons. 

Hang on. So are you saying the Knights that say Nii were saxons?

I'm confused.

[mufcok]

If that article is right and this secret is on that Park slot, is there a chance Elbow could play a slot in Croissant Neuf?..

[guypjfreak]

You can elbow the Gorillaz out of the field