Acts Touring around Glastonbury 2023

[Hugh Jass II]

Recent announcements really puncture the "Stereophonics will only headline" argument.

[the wonderwhy]

9 minutes ago, sisco said:

 

[Mamba]

Snail Mail can only do Saturday.  She's in Glasgow Friday and Dublin Sunday which isn't impossible, but perhaps not a certainty.

I'm all about the sad girl indie this year. It's what I'm most looking forward to on the lineup (apart from Turnstile).

[MaxPower]

1 hour ago, Hugh Jass II said:

"All my favourite bands were on at the same time at Glastonbury" is the apex sad girl indie song title.

Lmao v true. The only sad girl indie adjacent act were missing is Japanese Breakfast, perhaps they’re too upbeat for the vibe.

[MaxPower]

1 hour ago, the wonderwhy said:

Idiot 

She’s shite mate, worst of the lot by a mile. 

[dentalplan]

Beabadoobee is well shite

[the wonderwhy]

Easy to get a good spot for Beabadoobee then! 

[Somto Unigwe Raphael]

The Wonderwhy turning up to her Glasto set and being the only adult there. Classic.

[the wonderwhy]

Me when Beabadoobee plays She Plays Bass 

[fightoffyour]

2 hours ago, Hugh Jass II said:

"Get me Jack Antonoff! Now!!"

Yes I'll hold!

[The Martini Police]

Sad Indie Girls playing Glasto ranking:

1. Phoebe Bridgers

2. Holly Humberstone

3. Soccer Mommy

4. Lorde

5. Mitski

6. Snail Mail

7. St. Vincent

8. Clairo

9. No, not Pablo Honey you weirdos...Beabadoobee

 

[Haan]

9 minutes ago, The Martini Police said:

Sad Indie Girls playing Glasto ranking:

1. Phoebe Bridgers

2. Holly Humberstone

3. Soccer Mommy

4. Lorde

5. Mitski

6. Snail Mail

7. St. Vincent

8. Clairo

9. No, not Pablo Honey you weirdos...Beabadoobee

 

1. Phoebe Bridgers
2. Mitski
3. St Vincent
4. Lorde
5. Holly H
6. Clairo
7. Soccer Mommy
8. Snail Mail
9. haven't listened to beabadoobee yet

[nikkic]

11 minutes ago, Haan said:

1. Phoebe Bridgers
2. Mitski
3. St Vincent
4. Lorde
5. Holly H
6. Clairo
7. Soccer Mommy
8. Snail Mail
9. haven't listened to beabadoobee yet

Lucky you

[Somto Unigwe Raphael]

Holly Humberstone is a no point artist too. 

[Gilgamesh69]

24 minutes ago, The Martini Police said:

Sad Indie Girls playing Glasto ranking:

1. Phoebe Bridgers

2. Holly Humberstone

3. Soccer Mommy

4. Lorde

5. Mitski

6. Snail Mail

7. St. Vincent

8. Clairo

9. No, not Pablo Honey you weirdos...Beabadoobee

 

St Vincent that low... what's wrong with you?

[The Martini Police]

16 minutes ago, Gilgamesh69 said:

St Vincent that low... what's wrong with you?

Reviewing as we speak. Not overly familiar (do like what I know) so I’m now having a lunchtime St Vincent listening session. 

[Matt42]

45 minutes ago, The Martini Police said:

Sad Indie Girls playing Glasto ranking:

1. Phoebe Bridgers

2. Holly Humberstone

3. Soccer Mommy

4. Lorde

5. Mitski

6. Snail Mail

7. St. Vincent

8. Clairo

9. No, not Pablo Honey you weirdos...Beabadoobee

 

Clairo should be higher. Her fans are very depressed.

[Acid_Haze]

Do Big Thief fit the category??

[Somto Unigwe Raphael]

Just now, Acid_Haze said:

Do Big Thief fit the category??

They fit it much better than half the acts on the list who ain’t even sad!

But I guess they were just going with solo artists.

[the wonderwhy]

27 minutes ago, Acid_Haze said:

Do Big Thief fit the category??

No? 

[Mamba]

32 minutes ago, Acid_Haze said:

Do Big Thief fit the category??

They do for me.

In order of preference, I'll be seeing Big Thief, Phoebe Bridgers, Soccer Mommy, Snail Mail... the rest.

[the wonderwhy]

Anyway it should be 

1. St Vincent (this is your arty Pitchfork pop-rock) 
2. Mitski

 

1. Soccer Mommy (this is your bedroom bandcamp indie-emo) 
2. Snail Mail
3. Beabadoobee

 

1. Phoebe Bridgers (this is the actual sad girl indie category) 
2. Holly Humberstone
3. Clairo

 

Have a good afternoon. 

[Florian Saucer Attack]

1 hour ago, The Martini Police said:

Sad Indie Girls playing Glasto ranking:

1. Phoebe Bridgers

2. Holly Humberstone

3. Soccer Mommy

4. Lorde

5. Mitski

6. Snail Mail

7. St. Vincent

8. Clairo

9. No, not Pablo Honey you weirdos...Beabadoobee

 

Sad Girl Summer here we come!

[Gilgamesh69]

 

1 minute ago, Florian Saucer Attack said:

Sad Girl Summer here we come!

No thanks, I'll be celebrating White Boy Summer with the likes of Black Midi, Blossoms, Crowded House, Declan McKenna, Idles, and Sam Fender

[Hugh Jass II]

Just now, Gilgamesh69 said:

 

No thanks, I'll be celebrating White Boy Summer with the likes of Black Midi, Blossoms, Crowded House, Declan McKenna, Idles, and Sam Fender

Every summer is White Boy Summer.