When will this shit end?

[Ayrshire Chris]

8 minutes ago, rivalschools.price said:

I’d like to take this opportunity to apologise to @Ayrshire Chris for earlier saying that his joke was the worst I’d ever heard (though at that point it was the worst joke I’d ever heard)

Apology accepted. Now I’m waiting for Cummings to say sorry to me. 

[Brownie30]

The longer they delay, the less time for questions... 

[jparx]

Can't even hold a presser on time. 

Feel quite anxious about this!

[Cream Soda]

1 minute ago, Ozanne said:

What could he say that could do that though!?

I think a death threat could do it. Although it would still beg the question why they were not honest about it in the first place.

[Comfy Bean]

2 minutes ago, fatyeti24 said:

Presser delayed as Cummings learns how to tie his tie. 

😂

[Matt42]

2 minutes ago, sime said:

I had to mute the little spodling.

Pretty sure he’s part of turning point and is employed to be a young activist for the Tory party. The U.K. equivalent of Fox News.

[Homer]

Afraid I am out of upvotes, those who slated my 'joke'! X

[Homer]

Just now, Comfy Bean said:

😂

My mate just messaged 'he's putting on his human skin'.

[Ozanne]

1 minute ago, Cream Soda said:

I think a death threat could do it. Although it would still beg the question why they were not honest about it in the first place.

That wouldn't explain Barnard Castle though.

 

2 minutes ago, Zoo Music Girl said:

I don't know! Nothing that would convince me.

Me too!

[Homer]

Would this be a good time to ask: what day does everyone prefer: Wednesday or Sunday?

[steviewevie]

in the end this is a nice big distraction from all the other stuff...highest deaths in europe, lack of PPE, test/trace etc etc.

[sime]

I think he might resign. But in a way which makes him appear to be the victim. Not sure his ego could allow him to do it but he must know that he's toast. Unless he has some sort of defence in his pocket. Fascinating stuff.

[steviewevie]

superdry gollum

[Matt42]

5 minutes ago, sime said:

I had to mute the little spodling.

If you think he’s bad look at Darren grimes. Begging for Cummings to stamp a boot repeatedly on his face. Step on me daddy mentality. 

[dotdash79]

Waiting for this is like waiting for your dealer to turn up. 
 

yea mate I’m almost there

[steviewevie]

Fack. Daughter just sent me a text asking if I could pick her up!

[Zoo Music Girl]

Problem with the death threat idea is that surely they would be safer being moved to an unknown address in London than to his family.

[Crazyfool01]

 

[Cream Soda]

Just now, Zoo Music Girl said:

Problem with the death threat idea is that surely they would be safer being moved to an unknown address in London than to his family.

True.

[scaryclaireyfairy]

1 minute ago, steviewevie said:

superdry gollum

🤣🤣

[Homer]

1 minute ago, steviewevie said:

in the end this is a nice big distraction from all the other stuff...highest deaths in europe, lack of PPE, test/trace etc etc.

I keep reading that everything is a distraction from getting us past the 30th June Brexit extension date and on course for no deal. Cummings gets his order from Matthew Elliott, who is married to Sarah Elliott who is/was employed by the Koch Brothers.

Liz Truss is currently negotiating the UK/US trade deal.

[Homer]

2 minutes ago, Zoo Music Girl said:

Problem with the death threat idea is that surely they would be safer being moved to an unknown address in London than to his family.

Surely he gets threats on a daily basis?!

[basicminds]

I am feeling for the newsreader a bit- loving the weather report on the garden!

[Cream Soda]

7 minutes ago, Ozanne said:

That wouldn't explain Barnard Castle though.

Has it been confirmed that he went there?

[jparx]

Joey Joe Jones is back!