2019 Headliners

[Mardy]

You see, I’m not at all sure about this Gillespie thing. He’s got previous form for being an enormously embarrassing twat while everyone else sits there stony faced going ‘sit down son, have a bit of dignity, hey?’

Glastonbury 2005, for example. 

[Quark]

3 minutes ago, Mardy said:

You see, I’m not at all sure about this Gillespie thing. He’s got previous form for being an enormously embarrassing twat while everyone else sits there stony faced going ‘sit down son, have a bit of dignity, hey?’

Glastonbury 2005, for example. 

I'm willing to forgive a lot of past behaviour on the strength of something like that though.

[Mardy]

Just now, Quark said:

I'm willing to forgive a lot of past behaviour on the strength of something like that though.

Hehe, yep. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day

[slash's hat]

Is it me or does he look like David Walliams in a wig? 

[giantkatestacks]

Is it a massive sign of getting older that I would much rather be stuck on an Indian train with Michael Portillo than Bobby Gillespie though or just good sense?

[Woffy]

4 minutes ago, giantkatestacks said:

Is it a massive sign of getting older that I would much rather be stuck on an Indian train with Michael Portillo than Bobby Gillespie though or just good sense?

Depends. If you were on the train with Portillo you might have the opportunity to push him off it.

[Guest]

6 minutes ago, giantkatestacks said:

Is it a massive sign of getting older that I would much rather be stuck on an Indian train with Michael Portillo than Bobby Gillespie though or just good sense?

Gillespie sat opposite Portillo would be interesting.

[Winslow Leach]

Genuinely think This Week is the worst TV show to have ever existed.

I hate it more than words, or even inarticulate howls, could ever say, and I feel yer Scream man's blank, empty despair like it was my own.

[RarerThanDandyB]

If the Strokes are playing Rock Werchter could be that why they moved the festival? We said Kendrick but The Strokes are American also and wouldn't want to stay in the continent longer than they could. I know it could be because of Tour de France but that would make sense also.

[Little Andy]

There's been little movement for a little while. My current prediction for 3rd headliner, in order of likeliness, is :
 

1. The 1975 : Apparently have been offered to play the festival. But to headline? And instead of Leeds and Reading?

2. Stormzy : Tweeted about Glastonbury, but only has 1 album.

3. Taylor Swift : Some random music promotor guy with no reason to trust him says it's her.

4. Lady Gaga, Mumford & Sons, Kendrick Lamar : They breath.

[SwedgeAntilles]

Hopefully something for everyone here 

[dentalplan]

16 minutes ago, RarerThanDandyB said:

If the Strokes are playing Rock Werchter could be that why they moved the festival? We said Kendrick but The Strokes are American also and wouldn't want to stay in the continent longer than they could. I know it could be because of Tour de France but that would make sense also.

No bud. The Strokes aren’t gonna be playing Glastonbury and I think they’re only rumoured for RW because they’re rumoured for festivals weeks before/after RW. I wouldn’t invest any more time into wondering why Rock Werchter moved dates, it could be a number of things - none of which we’ll ever know for sure.

[Woffy]

18 minutes ago, SwedgeAntilles said:

Hopefully something for everyone here 

Seasick Swedge.

[Woffy]

26 minutes ago, RarerThanDandyB said:

The Strokes are American also and wouldn't want to stay in the continent longer than they could.

Why's that then?

(plus what Dental said).

[Glastoboy]

2 hours ago, Mardy said:

You see, I’m not at all sure about this Gillespie thing. He’s got previous form for being an enormously embarrassing twat while everyone else sits there stony faced going ‘sit down son, have a bit of dignity, hey?’

Glastonbury 2005, for example. 

Too right. Except I was rolling around with laughter. I love a bit of hissy-fit drama on stage and his meltdown was truly a classic. 

After the security guys dragged him kicking and screaming from the stage I was shouting for 'more'. Tragicomedy gold.

 

[Woffy]

2 minutes ago, Glastoboy said:

Too right. Except I was rolling around with laughter. I love a bit of hissy-fit drama on stage and his meltdown was truly a classic. 

After the security guys dragged him kicking and screaming from the stage I was shouting for 'more'. Tragicomedy gold.

 

Whilst I thoroughly enjoyed Bobby's stony gaze on TV recently and used to love the Scream as a lad, but back then I really didn't need BG calling the crowd cattle and ranting on about us being hippies. Telling Kylie to eff off was also a little bit unnecessary.

Pharrell's tanty was better as the dopey fucker didn't realise his mic was off.

[Badlands]

3 minutes ago, Woffy said:

Pharrell's tanty was better as the dopey fucker didn't realise his mic was off.

More than entitled... 200,000 people had bought tickets just to see them you know...

[Woffy]

1 minute ago, Badlands said:

More than entitled... 200,000 people had bought tickets just to see them you know...

Noone*Ever*Really*Did.

[Phoenix Girl]

6 hours ago, SwedgeAntilles said:

It's even worse than you imagine: https://twitter.com/MainlyOasis/status/1055578150569164800?s=09

Good grief.

[Phoenix Girl]

2 hours ago, Little Andy said:

There's been little movement for a little while. My current prediction for 3rd headliner, in order of likeliness, is :
 

1. The 1975 : Apparently have been offered to play the festival. But to headline? And instead of Leeds and Reading?

2. Stormzy : Tweeted about Glastonbury, but only has 1 album.

3. Taylor Swift : Some random music promotor guy with no reason to trust him says it's her.

4. Lady Gaga, Mumford & Sons, Kendrick Lamar : They breath.

Yeah, it’s been a slow few days. I really hope there’s an announcement soon but I expect we’ll have to wait until 2019.

[kalifire]

I still reckon we’ll get something next month. They’ll be letting the dust settle on the sales, waiting until registration reopens on Thursday, then I think we’ll hear about the first headliner or legend. 

[zico martin]

2 minutes ago, kalifire said:

I still reckon we’ll get something next month. They’ll be letting the dust settle on the sales, waiting until registration reopens on Thursday, then I think we’ll hear about the first headliner or legend. 

Why so early then?

[kalifire]

1 minute ago, zico martin said:

Why so early then?

It’s just a guess, but I think so long has gone by without them announcing anything, they’ll want to put themselves back on the map.

[Gnomicide]

40 minutes ago, kalifire said:

It’s just a guess, but I think so long has gone by without them announcing anything, they’ll want to put themselves back on the map.

New map. That's what we need.

Oooohhhh. Pouring over the details, the fence has moved, they've been calling Paines the wrong thing for years, Arcadia has rotated 7 degrees, is that a new bar, is The Other bigger etc. etc. etc. 

[Quark]

1 minute ago, Gnomicide said:

New map. That's what we need.

Oooohhhh. Pouring over the details, the fence has moved, they've been calling Paines the wrong thing for years, Arcadia has rotated 7 degrees, is that a new bar, is The Other bigger etc. etc. etc. 

Yes please. Love me a map.