sadimmock Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 Thursday 7pm for the big poster. No inside information whatsoever, but I'll be on a train back from the South West so it has to happen.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reflekting Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 Has anyone asked the idiot from Bastille if he knows when the lineup will arrive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Interesting Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 This thread has turned fowl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddyclark Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 It's a poultry effort Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaledonianGonzo Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 I l'oeuf it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Interesting Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 Why did the blue chicken cross the road? Cos he saw the line up on the other side of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Interesting Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 There was once a very influential farmer in a remote part of China, who had a problem. His chickens were losing their feathers and dying. He sought the counsel of the two wise men in town, Hing, who was scientist, and Ming, who was a sorcerer. Hing, who has had man advanced course hours in poultry science, consults the classic text in poultry disease, “Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Diseases of Chickens, But Were Afraid to Ask.” In the book Hing finds a reference to the report of a study showing that feeding the chickens with an infusion of gum tree leaves is often a remedy for chickens losing their feathers. Meanwhile Ming reads obscure writings of ancient wise men, he meditates, and he reads tarot cards and examines the entrails of a pig. Getting no inspiration he uses his old standby, reading tea leaves. In a spark of discovery, it comes to him that an infusion of gum tree leaves is the cure. So the two wise men report back to the influential Chinese farmer. Ming says, “As gum sticks to tables and chairs, so shall an infusion of gum tree leaves make feathers stick to chickens.” Hing agrees, saying “Studies show that infusions of gum tree leaves alleviate feather loss in chickens.” The influential Chinese farmer is ecstatic, for the two wisest men in town are of a single mind. He decides to follow their recommendation. But it does not work. Moral of the Story: “All of Hing’s courses and all of Ming’ ken couldn’t get gum tea to feather a hen.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Nobody Interesting Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 2 minutes ago, dentalplan said: Do you have inside information and are you prepared for me to draw a rubbish dentist being hanged if you are wrong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dentalplan Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 Just now, Nobody Interesting said: Do you have inside information and are you prepared for me to draw a rubbish dentist being hanged if you are wrong? If you suspect me of having information then you haven't been here long enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnomicide Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 6 minutes ago, Nobody Interesting said: There was once a very influential farmer in a remote part of China, who had a problem. His chickens were losing their feathers and dying. He sought the counsel of the two wise men in town, Hing, who was scientist, and Ming, who was a sorcerer. Hing, who has had man advanced course hours in poultry science, consults the classic text in poultry disease, “Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Diseases of Chickens, But Were Afraid to Ask.” In the book Hing finds a reference to the report of a study showing that feeding the chickens with an infusion of gum tree leaves is often a remedy for chickens losing their feathers. Meanwhile Ming reads obscure writings of ancient wise men, he meditates, and he reads tarot cards and examines the entrails of a pig. Getting no inspiration he uses his old standby, reading tea leaves. In a spark of discovery, it comes to him that an infusion of gum tree leaves is the cure. So the two wise men report back to the influential Chinese farmer. Ming says, “As gum sticks to tables and chairs, so shall an infusion of gum tree leaves make feathers stick to chickens.” Hing agrees, saying “Studies show that infusions of gum tree leaves alleviate feather loss in chickens.” The influential Chinese farmer is ecstatic, for the two wisest men in town are of a single mind. He decides to follow their recommendation. But it does not work. Moral of the Story: “All of Hing’s courses and all of Ming’ ken couldn’t get gum tea to feather a hen.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Familiar2billions Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 (edited) Wednesday next week people. Trust me. Edited May 24, 2016 by Familiar2billions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dentalplan Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 Another week+ would be horrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cammers Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 Can't help but start to get irritated. I can't see any benefit whatsoever of holding on to the line up with just 3 weeks to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Interesting Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 3 minutes ago, dentalplan said: Another week+ would be horrible. Absolutely right. Never has the comment 'and he (Richard Ashcroft) will tell you where you might see him live this summer" given so much hope! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy0808 v5 Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 The wait is starting to affect my day to day life, at first I didn't notice it; Shouting at overly joyous children in the park, getting extremely wound up with elderly ladies taking too long to cross zebra crossings while driving, you know normal stuff. But yesterday I had a full blown fight with the self scan machines in Tesco's because it wouldn't accept my contactless payment, I've cut my knuckles up on the bagging area. I'd stand by my bed for the rest of the week if I hadn't of trashed that too... I need help (and the lineup) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaledonianGonzo Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 6 minutes ago, Nobody Interesting said: Never has the comment 'and he (Richard Ashcroft) will tell you where you might see him live this summer" given so much hope! Though that's usually useful in that gives you a list of places to avoid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwedgeAntilles Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 Next week would be pish. Three weeks to familiarise yourself with new acts, work out your schedule and make peace with your clashes is really cutting it fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonday81 Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 Hope it's not that late as was hoping to plan with my mate next Tuesday when we meet up. We won't have another chance to meet until the day before we leave! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djdavejohnson Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 Next Wednesday would make it over three weeks in reference to Emily's comments, not a couple. I'll cling on to what I can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeyT Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 Whilst I don't see waiting until next week to be a problem (it was the equivalent last year) I'm very eager to know due to pure selfishness! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwedgeAntilles Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 If it does indeed come out a week tomorrow it would suggest to me that we'll get stage splits and times all at once. As per previous June announcements #AHTT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dentalplan Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 Just now, JoeyT said: Whilst I don't see waiting until next week to be a problem (it was the equivalent last year) I'm very eager to know due to pure selfishness! By the calendar it was the equivalent but all the line up posters have been two or three weeks ahead of last year's schedule. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gucci Piggy Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 1st June is the date of my last exam. If we don't get it until then I know I won't be able to help myself constantly coming on here. If they just gave us the lineup now I'd be happy and could avoid this place for a while. Bloody Eavis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzzyDunlop Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 From a purely selfish point of view, its probably better next week. I am the best man at a wedding this weekend. I haven't written a speech. I need to, and practice it. If the line up is announced, that would take up time that I don't have Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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