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[marcoolio]

22 minutes ago, Nobody Interesting said:

I shall say sorry in advance but here is a well hung hanged chicken.

Well hung for a chicken, maybe.

[the wonderwhy]

I have an exam 9:15-11:15 tomorrow so it'll definitely be around then 

[Gnomicide]

 

 

[Woffy]

21 minutes ago, supasum said:

I don't even know what to say, it looks as though it's been blurred for being indecent.

It's cos it's got it's cockerel out.

[Nobody Interesting]

1 minute ago, Gnomicide said:

 

 

My blue chicken is going viral!

[pinkmolly226]

47 minutes ago, Nobody Interesting said:

Possibly the worst ever hanged chicken drawn in MS Paint.

it's legs are a bit far forward, if this was a real chicken it would be off balance and be dragging it's wee blue bum along the floor when upright

[jumbomcnutt]

2 minutes ago, pinkmolly226 said:

it's legs are a bit far forward, if this was a real chicken it would be off balance and be dragging it's wee blue bum along the floor when upright

yeah, it's just the position of the legs that's wrong here! otherwise, great chicken.

[pinkmolly226]

Just now, jumbomcnutt said:

yeah, it's just the position of the legs that's wrong here! otherwise, great chicken.

Haha! If it weren't for the legs I would have been fooled

[ourkid1984]

https://youtu.be/Wq7ASMbOpmo

Edited May 23, 2016 by ourkid1984

[JanieM28]

19 minutes ago, jumbomcnutt said:

Hanged Blue Chicken have self confirmed.

Well, I think they should honour us lot first with a private mini-gig at the efesters meet on Wednesday before every Tom, Dick and Harry discovers them at the JP stage!

[Acid_Haze]

13 hours ago, drchickenburger said:

It should be landing at some point today ladies and gentlemen. Unless there is a sudden change of heart of course.

 

9 hours ago, drchickenburger said:

Should be, sometime about 4pm I believe.

downvotes ahoy guys!

[Purple aki squat]

23 minutes ago, pinkmolly226 said:

it's legs are a bit far forward, if this was a real chicken it would be off balance and be dragging it's wee blue bum along the floor when upright

Bernard Matthews over there

[Nobody Interesting]

1 hour ago, pinkmolly226 said:

it's legs are a bit far forward, if this was a real chicken it would be off balance and be dragging it's wee blue bum along the floor when upright

That is why evolution removed the tail feathers so that it would not fall backwards. I do believe that the beak is also now heavier than lead.

[djdavejohnson]

2 hours ago, Nobody Interesting said:

Possibly the worst ever hanged chicken drawn in MS Paint.

I had my nose in this thread the whole day whilst at work. Then finished, went to gym, and missed everything. Devastated.

This is fucking brilliant nonetheless. Great effort.

[pinkmolly226]

22 minutes ago, Nobody Interesting said:

That is why evolution removed the tail feathers so that it would not fall backwards. I do believe that the beak is also now heavier than lead.

Ah, very clever. Nature is a wonderful thing!

[pinkmolly226]

I love how chickens have now developed ears too lol

[Nobody Interesting]

3 minutes ago, pinkmolly226 said:

I love how chickens have now developed ears too lol

I think I must have missed my calling, perhaps I should chuck in the job and become a full time artist 

[SwedgeAntilles]

1 minute ago, Nobody Interesting said:

I think I must have missed my calling, perhaps I should chuck in the job and become a full time artist 

More like cluck your job, amirite?! 

[JanieM28]

15 minutes ago, djdavejohnson said:

I had my nose in this thread the whole day whilst at work. Then finished, went to gym, and missed everything. Devastated.

This is fucking brilliant nonetheless. Great effort.

Don't worry - you can be in the Hanged Blue Chicken band too. We're doing the JP tent at some point apparently...

[Woffy]

4 minutes ago, Nobody Interesting said:

I think I must have missed my calling, perhaps I should chuck in the job and become a full time piss artist 

 

2 minutes ago, SwedgeAntilles said:

More like cluck your job, amirite?! 

There something wrong with the world if you don't get a slot in the comedy tent, CalGon.

Cue 'egg-' jokes...

Edited May 23, 2016 by Woffy
Egg-stremely bad spelling.

[pinkmolly226]

4 minutes ago, Nobody Interesting said:

I think I must have missed my calling, perhaps I should chuck in the job and become a full time artist 

defo, such a talent going to waste!

[djdavejohnson]

18 minutes ago, JanieM28 said:

Don't worry - you can be in the Hanged Blue Chicken band too. We're doing the JP tent at some point apparently...

Aww thanks guys and gals!

 

 

 

And chickens, obvs.

Edited May 23, 2016 by djdavejohnson

[Gucci Piggy]

Kinda hope we don't get the lineup tomorrow so as not to ruin the current beautiful state of this thread.

And because Richard Ashcroft is going to sub if it's tomorrow.

[BluePaul]

Can I just say that the hanged blue chicken is quite literally the best thing I have seen on the internets this year.

[dingbat2]

42 minutes ago, Woffy said:

 

There something wrong with the world if you don't get a slot in the comedy tent, CalGon.

Cue 'egg-' Yokes...

Corrected for you