Stage Predictions 2016

[Brave Sir Robin]

@maelzoid's poster has now had an article about it in a local newspaper: http://www.westerndailypress.co.uk/Poster-sent-Emily-Eavis-suggests-Coldplay-Adle/story-28661524-detail/story.html#1

[maelzoid]

 

11 minutes ago, Brave Sir Robin said:

@maelzoid's poster has now had an article about it in a local newspaper: http://www.westerndailypress.co.uk/Poster-sent-Emily-Eavis-suggests-Coldplay-Adle/story-28661524-detail/story.html#1

That has made my day!

[Chris Lfc]

Well Imagine Dragons wouldn't of been there that's 1 thing

[FloorFiller]

7 minutes ago, Chris Lfc said:

Well Imagine Dragons wouldn't of been there that's 1 thing

not everybody studies these things as much as we do. the majority of people attending won't have a clue about any of the rumours or anything, the psychopaths

[FloorFiller]

also it makes me laugh that people still fall for these fake posters, as if there's just a jpeg of the Glastonbury poster sitting on some USB stick somewhere, just ready to get leaked

[Brave Sir Robin]

9 minutes ago, Chris Lfc said:

Well Imagine Dragons wouldn't of been there that's 1 thing

If you're saying that because of the Reading exclusive, these exclusives often turn out to be nothing of the sort. Reading announced Bastille as an exclusive last year, and they were announced for another festival the very next day.

[thewayiam]

23 minutes ago, Brave Sir Robin said:

If you're saying that because of the Reading exclusive, these exclusives often turn out to be nothing of the sort. Reading announced Bastille as an exclusive last year, and they were announced for another festival the very next day.

That was probably only because of the weather issues though at Boardmasters the year before and tbf, a gig down in Cornwall wasn't a great threat.

[Brave Sir Robin]

16 minutes ago, thewayiam said:

That was probably only because of the weather issues though at Boardmasters the year before and tbf, a gig down in Cornwall wasn't a great threat.

It's just one of many examples. This year they called Two Door Cinema Club a "UK festival exclusive" - the same day they are announced for a Scottish festival.

[maelzoid]

http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/Does-poster-confirm-Adele-Coldplay-Muse/story-28654685-detail/story.html?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

 

It looks like The Bristol Post may have been the first to break this 'story'.

[Chris Lfc]

1 hour ago, FloorFiller said:

also it makes me laugh that people still fall for these fake posters, as if there's just a jpeg of the Glastonbury poster sitting on some USB stick somewhere, just ready to get leaked

Nope Emily told her friend and told her friend to keep it a secret, her friend then told her other friend and said to her to keep it a secret. Eventually it just kept going around until we found it!!

[deadpheasant]

On 02/02/2016 at 0:34 PM, FloorFiller said:

gave it a stab. uneven amount of bands on each stage 'cause i got bored/mind went blank/couldn't be arsed, and some of the placings are off 'cause i just stuck stuff wherever i felt as they came to my head

Friday:

Py: Radiohead, LCD Soundsystem, ZZ Top, Will Smith, John Grant

OS: Disclosure, Bastille, Chvrches, Wolf Alice, Beirut, Charli XCX

WH: James Blake, Grimes, Hudson Mohawke, Vince Staples

JP: Bloc Party, Catfish & The Bottlemen

Pa: M83, Beach House, Daughter, Unknown Mortal Orchestra
 

Saturday:

Py: Adele, The Weeknd, The Last Shadow Puppets, PJ Harvey, Kaiser Chiefs, Bat For Lashes

OS: New Order, Major Lazer, Years & Years, Jess Glynne, Slaves

WH: Underworld, Four Tet, Kamasi Washington, Action Bronson

JP: Beck, The Horrors, Bill Ryder-Jones, Blossoms

Pa: Explosions In The Sky, Deerhunter, Sky Ferreira, Alvvays
 

Sunday:

Py: Coldplay, Ellie Goulding, Tame Impala, Jeff Lynne's ELO, Kodaline, Father John Misty

OS: Bring Me The Horizon, The 1975, James Bay, Wild Beasts

WH: Earth, Wind & Fire, Jungle, Blood Orange, Floating Points

JP: Haim, Boy Better Know, Jack Garratt, MØ

Pa: Wilco, Mac DeMarco, Destroyer, Savages, Ty Segall

Fri: Park all day

Sat: Beck < Major Lazer < Last Shadow Puppets < PJ Harvey < Slaves

Sun: EWF < nothing < Tame Impala < ELO < Ty Segall

Clashes are high and punishing. But tons to see, I like it.

[Gucci Piggy]

Tried to put one together fitting in all the info we have so far. I don't think there's a chance it'll end up this strong and some of the info will have give. I don't expect Muse to actually sub Coldplay but couldn't decide between them and Radiohead for Saturday headliner so just went with it. Probably move a couple of acts down slightly as well.

Friday:
Pyramid: Radiohead / Foals / The Last Shadow Puppets / ZZ Top / The Roots
Other: Disclosure / Bastille / Jess Glynne
West Holts: Earth, Wind and Fire
John Peel: Grimes / Skepta
Park: Wilco / Daughter

Saturday:
Pyramid: Adele / Ellie Goulding / PJ Harvey / Kaiser Chiefs / Years and Years
Other: New Order / The 1975 / Wolf Alice
West Holts: James Blake
John Peel: Bloc Party / Editors 
Park: Mercury Rev / Savages

Sunday:
Pyramid: Coldplay / Muse / Tame Impala / Jeff Lynne's ELO
Other: LCD Soundsystem / Bring Me The Horizon / CHVRCHES
West Holts: Underworld
John Peel: Frank Turner and the Sleeping Souls
Park: M83

 

Fri: TLSP > Foals > Radiohead

Sat: PJ Harvey > Editors/Savages > James Blake/Bloc Party

Sun: ELO > Tame Impala > Muse > LCD Soundsystem

Sorted.

[Acid_Haze]

8 hours ago, Will-2609 said:

Tried to put one together fitting in all the info we have so far. I don't think there's a chance it'll end up this strong and some of the info will have give. I don't expect Muse to actually sub Coldplay but couldn't decide between them and Radiohead for Saturday headliner so just went with it. Probably move a couple of acts down slightly as well.

Friday:
Pyramid: Radiohead / Foals / The Last Shadow Puppets / ZZ Top / The Roots
Other: Disclosure / Bastille / Jess Glynne
West Holts: Earth, Wind and Fire
John Peel: Grimes / Skepta
Park: Wilco / Daughter

Saturday:
Pyramid: Adele / Ellie Goulding / PJ Harvey / Kaiser Chiefs / Years and Years
Other: New Order / The 1975 / Wolf Alice
West Holts: James Blake
John Peel: Bloc Party / Editors 
Park: Mercury Rev / Savages

Sunday:
Pyramid: Coldplay / Muse / Tame Impala / Jeff Lynne's ELO
Other: LCD Soundsystem / Bring Me The Horizon / CHVRCHES
West Holts: Underworld
John Peel: Frank Turner and the Sleeping Souls
Park: M83

 

Fri: TLSP > Foals > Radiohead

Sat: PJ Harvey > Editors/Savages > James Blake/Bloc Party

Sun: ELO > Tame Impala > Muse > LCD Soundsystem

Sorted.

nooo way too many clashes on Friday and not enough to see on Saturday!

I would love to see Radiohead, EW&F, Grimes and Wilco but wouldn't like to see any of the Saturday headliners

Edited February 4, 2016 by Acid_Haze

[FloorFiller]

Pyramid all day Friday

PJ > Adele Saturday

ELO > Tame Impala > Muse > LCD Sunday

i could live with that

[T-Mouse]

9 hours ago, Will-2609 said:

Tried to put one together fitting in all the info we have so far. I don't think there's a chance it'll end up this strong and some of the info will have give. I don't expect Muse to actually sub Coldplay but couldn't decide between them and Radiohead for Saturday headliner so just went with it. Probably move a couple of acts down slightly as well.

Friday:
Pyramid: Radiohead / Foals / The Last Shadow Puppets / ZZ Top / The Roots
Other: Disclosure / Bastille / Jess Glynne
West Holts: Earth, Wind and Fire
John Peel: Grimes / Skepta
Park: Wilco / Daughter

Saturday:
Pyramid: Adele / Ellie Goulding / PJ Harvey / Kaiser Chiefs / Years and Years
Other: New Order / The 1975 / Wolf Alice
West Holts: James Blake
John Peel: Bloc Party / Editors 
Park: Mercury Rev / Savages

Sunday:
Pyramid: Coldplay / Muse / Tame Impala / Jeff Lynne's ELO
Other: LCD Soundsystem / Bring Me The Horizon / CHVRCHES
West Holts: Underworld
John Peel: Frank Turner and the Sleeping Souls
Park: M83

 

Fri: TLSP > Foals > Radiohead

Sat: PJ Harvey > Editors/Savages > James Blake/Bloc Party

Sun: ELO > Tame Impala > Muse > LCD Soundsystem

Sorted.

This all seems increasingly likely apart from the obvious Muse conundrum. If they were indeed subbing and doing a BHAR set id be there for sure.

Swap EWAF to the Saturday for purely selfish reasons its the strongest line up in many a year.

Pyramid all day Friday

PJ - New Order/James Blake

ELO - Tame - Muse - LCD

Edited February 4, 2016 by T-Mouse

[theDandy]

Posted in wrong thread

Edited February 4, 2016 by theDandy

[Muppetmark]

On 03/02/2016 at 0:56 PM, Brave Sir Robin said:

If you're saying that because of the Reading exclusive, these exclusives often turn out to be nothing of the sort. Reading announced Bastille as an exclusive last year, and they were announced for another festival the very next day.

It was within the hour

[eFestivals]

to be fair, there's not normally this many errors with R/L exclusivity claims. There's been a lot this year.

[SwedgeAntilles]

Bored, so had a go doing some predictions for the Pyramid, Other and WH;

Friday:

Pyramid: Radiohead, Foals, PJ Harvey, ZZ Top

Other: Disclosure, Bastille, Wolf Alice, Travis (Secret Opener)

WH: Underworld, Grimes

Saturday:

Pyramid: Adele, Special Guests TBA (Muse), The Last Shadow Puppets, Jess Glynne

Other: New Order, Chvrches, Years and Years,

WH: Earth Wind and Fire, Jungle

Sunday:

Pyramid: Coldplay & Friends, Ellie Goulding, The Weeknd, Jeff Lynne’s ELO

Other: LCD Soundsystem, Bring Me The Horizon, The 1975

WH: Tame Impala, James Blake

[AdamWillingham]

41 minutes ago, SwedgeAntilles said:

Bored, so had a go doing some predictions for the Pyramid, Other and WH;

Friday:

 

Pyramid: Radiohead, Foals, PJ Harvey, ZZ Top

Other: Disclosure, Bastille, Wolf Alice, Travis (Secret Opener)

WH: Underworld, Grimes

Saturday:

 

Pyramid: Adele, Special Guests TBA (Muse), The Last Shadow Puppets, Jess Glynne

Other: New Order, Chvrches, Years and Years,

WH: Earth Wind and Fire, Jungle

Sunday:

 

Pyramid: Coldplay & Friends, Ellie Goulding, The Weeknd, Jeff Lynne’s ELO

Other: LCD Soundsystem, Bring Me The Horizon, The 1975

WH: Tame Impala, James Blake

That Friday Pyramid looks too good to ever be true. 

[stocky3000]

Seen Jungle on a few of these lineups, do people think they will be there for a third year running especially as they dont appear to be at any other UK festivals 

Pyramid Friday looks sensational and I would move Tame Impala to pyramid and bump James Blake 

[the wonderwhy]

Mans gotta stop clashing Underworld with Radiohead/New Order

[dentalplan]

Right sort of acts. I think Tame Impala would be in a higher and more appropriate position with James Blake headlining WH as stocky said and The 1975 would be higher as well.

[jed300]

My latest effort - clashing hell.

 

Friday	1	2	3	4
Pyramid	Radiohead	Foals	ZZ Top	Last Shadow Puppets
Other	LCD Soundsystem	Sigur Ros	Chvrches	Wild Beasts
JP	HAIM	Jose Gonzalez	Action Bronson	Turin Breaks
Park	Robyn	Battles	Floating Points	Unknown Mortal Orchestra
WH	James Blake	Flume	Blood Orange	Kula Shaker
Saturday	1	2	3	4
Pyramid	Adele	The Weeknd	PJ Harvey	Busta Rhymes
Other	New Order	Bastille	Years and Years	Jess Glynne
JP	Bloc Party	Kodaline	Savages	Skepta
Park	Deerhunter	Beach House	Daughter	Ty Segall & The Muggers
WH	Earth Wind And Fire	Pusha T	Grimes	Jagwar Ma
Friday	1	2	3	4
Pyramid	Coldplay	Ellie Goulding	Tame Impala	Jeff Lynne's ELO
Other	Bring Me The Horizon	The 1975	Of Monsters And Men	Wolf Alice
JP	C&TB	The Coral	Jack Garratt	Father John Misty
Park	Explosions In The Sky	M83	Four Tet	Benjamin Clementine
WH	Ice Cube	Jamie XX	Vince Staples	Craig David

[SwedgeAntilles]

I'm getting anxious just looking at those Friday headliners.