Funkyfairy! Posted November 8, 2018 Report Share Posted November 8, 2018 (edited) 4 minutes ago, bennyhana22 said: The Park presented an almost unique mud-challenge in 2016. Under the arch at the bottom and you were into Mr Sticky’s Sticky Glue Fun Park. Successfully navigate that and you then faced the 30 degree Uphill Super Slide™️, on which you took, to paraphrase Paula Abdul, one slip forwards and two slops back! Ben But nothing better than stopping ** for a quick pitstop near to the sticky glue and watching the lost wellies, and the super stuck punters with the variety of approaches to extract themselves from the aforementioned mud without falling over, losing a wellie or taking out everyone around them ** yes stopping Ben, thats when one puts away ones super s/sheet and tears up the schedule xx Edited November 8, 2018 by Funkyfairy! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennyhana22 Posted November 8, 2018 Report Share Posted November 8, 2018 19 minutes ago, Funkyfairy! said: But nothing better than stopping ** for a quick pitstop near to the sticky glue and watching the lost wellies, and the super stuck punters with the variety of approaches to extract themselves from the aforementioned mud without falling over, losing a wellie or taking out everyone around them ** yes stopping Ben, thats when one puts away ones super s/sheet and tears up the schedule xx Sorry, no, I’m not quite sure what you mean. Ben x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mashedonmud Posted November 8, 2018 Report Share Posted November 8, 2018 Tip Toes, That's the secret to keep moving in the sticky stuff. Keep moving forward on those Tip toes. All this talk of wellies versus walking boots, ballerina footwear is best. ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnomicide Posted November 8, 2018 Report Share Posted November 8, 2018 3 hours ago, Woffy said: Is that because they were Size 5?! How small are your feet?????!!!!!! It's the perspective. My feet are HUGE* and you know what they say about big feet, right? Big feet, big socks. *size 8. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woffy Posted November 8, 2018 Report Share Posted November 8, 2018 1 hour ago, bennyhana22 said: Sorry, no, I’m not quite sure what you mean. Ben x I’ve seen photographic evidence of you in situ* so shush yer face! ? *in all senses of the Latin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keithy Posted November 8, 2018 Report Share Posted November 8, 2018 2 hours ago, Titters said: If the mud does show up, some parts of the site really struggle. Silver Hayes and The Park are probably the worst? Bella's Bridge is a slippy obstacle to negotiate and, for whatever reason, inside of the Avalon Inn and part of the John Peel tent become sticky, swampy messes. Aye, Park becomes a mission to negotiate. Getting up to the Crows Nest from the bottom of Park feels like you've achieved something on a par with climbing Everest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennyhana22 Posted November 8, 2018 Report Share Posted November 8, 2018 2 minutes ago, Keithy said: Aye, Park becomes a mission to negotiate. Getting up to the Crows Nest from the bottom of Park feels like you've achieved something on a par with climbing Everest. For anyone wondering, yes @Keithy has climbed Everest, and so is perfectly placed to make this comparison**. Ben **he hasn’t of course, the silly tit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quark Posted November 8, 2018 Report Share Posted November 8, 2018 (edited) I largely avoided the SE corner when it was bad in 2016. The combination of the mud, the dark and the crowds made it pretty treacherous in places. Totally worth slogging up to the Park for St Etienne mind Edited November 8, 2018 by Quark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerqueen Posted November 8, 2018 Report Share Posted November 8, 2018 3 hours ago, bennyhana22 said: I can’t believe people are saying that the 2016 mud wasn’t too bad! It was the WORST mud, because it never got sloppy enough not to be like glue! I’m not in anyway trying to claim it as the ‘worst’ Glastonbury weather...I know the legend of 2007 ( @Titters “you weren’t there, man, you don’t know what it was like”...). But purely in terms of how hard it was to move across the ground, 2016 mud was SHITE!!!!! Like an idiot, I refused to compromise my schedule. At one point I considered NOT completing the final leg of my Park-Williams Green-Park consecutive sets, but ended up doing it. So, I barely reduced a dry weather mileage etc. Doing that, the mud WAS fucking bad! So, so tiring. Anyone who says that they almost feel a dry Glastonbury is too easy, is a mental! If you’ve done a properly wet/muddy one, you’ve earned your stripes and need feel nothing but unalloyed joy if every moment of every other one you ever have is dry and wonderful! Ben I remember practically falling asleep standing up when I was up at the Park (Richard Hawley perhaps?) I was just so tired from slogging through the mud. And the Bimble Inn was practically empty because no one could be bothered to traipse up there. I did compromise my walking after that and saw some great acts but bloody hell it was hard work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerqueen Posted November 8, 2018 Report Share Posted November 8, 2018 Oh and I too got stuck in the mud inside the Avalon Inn (I naively thought inside the tents would be ok). Just couldn't move at all until some nice random man pulled me out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Soul Posted November 8, 2018 Report Share Posted November 8, 2018 (edited) Surely everyone’s favourite weather experience??. Edited November 8, 2018 by Northern Soul I just love the Michael Fish loop at the start! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubber Soldier Posted November 8, 2018 Report Share Posted November 8, 2018 It really wasn’t as difficult as some are making out. It was 6 inches of mud. Yes the legs were a bit sore come Sunday, yes it was sticky (very sticky) in some places. But it was still just mud. The only times I felt really, properly inconvenienced by it was when you felt like a seat. I’m sure I saw someone in another thread say most of their group had went home by Sunday morning because of it, which is frankly ridiculous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
semmtexx Posted November 8, 2018 Report Share Posted November 8, 2018 Never thought of going home but the mud did get pretty boring. The Park was lethal! I have climbed Everest* and can confirm the Park was harder. * a bit of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerqueen Posted November 8, 2018 Report Share Posted November 8, 2018 52 minutes ago, Rubber Soldier said: It really wasn’t as difficult as some are making out. It was 6 inches of mud. Yes the legs were a bit sore come Sunday, yes it was sticky (very sticky) in some places. But it was still just mud. The only times I felt really, properly inconvenienced by it was when you felt like a seat. I’m sure I saw someone in another thread say most of their group had went home by Sunday morning because of it, which is frankly ridiculous. Oh I agree, it was a bit difficult but at no time did I even think about going home. Just had a couple of moments of being a bit low. Nothing more than that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slash's hat Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 I went home Sunday afternoon. If there had been someone I was bothered about seeing later on then I would have stuck it out, but there wasnt so thought sod it. Glad I did as was easier/ quicker to get towed out from where I was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clarkete Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 9 hours ago, slash's hat said: I went home Sunday afternoon. I've only ever chipped off due to weather in 2007, where by the Sunday I'd already been to the whole site, had seen a ton of great stuff but didn't really have sufficient beans to keep me going through another day. By comparison in 2016 I was going back to a dry caravan each night, so other than one or two of those moments of having both wellies stuck in the mud everything was OK. Thankfully people always seem to see the panic in your face and help you out, bless them On the Monday in 2016 I prepared for a scary drive down a muddy hill on the way out of CV East but it was pretty easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeyT Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 2016 was the absolute pits on the muddy scale. I started going in 05 so i'd say i'm qualified to make such a statement. Talking of mud, i've never comprehend those who go around diving in it at festivals. It might just be me but that's my idea of hell especially once the "fun" is over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetaKate Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 16 hours ago, mashedonmud said: Tip Toes, That's the secret to keep moving in the sticky stuff. Keep moving forward on those Tip toes. All this talk of wellies versus walking boots, ballerina footwear is best. ? My calves are still huge from all the resistance training that weekend. I dont think theyll ever go back to normal size. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasperella Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 14 hours ago, Quark said: I largely avoided the SE corner when it was bad in 2016. The combination of the mud, the dark and the crowds made it pretty treacherous in places. Aye, my ex had walking boots on and totally KO'd on the Friday night - and it wasn't even that bad at that point! Some sprightly man came bombing it across the mud to help him up, not sure how he managed that....and then we both sort of forgot about it until in the morning when he woke up and his knee had swollen up like no-ones business. This story mostly just illustrates the power of (and the risks associated with) disco biscuits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnnyseven Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 15 hours ago, Keithy said: Aye, Park becomes a mission to negotiate. Getting up to the Crows Nest from the bottom of Park feels like you've achieved something on a par with climbing Everest. Use the solid path to the east side of The Park on the west side of Pennard's Hill FTW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kashkin Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 14 hours ago, Rubber Soldier said: It really wasn’t as difficult as some are making out. It was 6 inches of mud. Yes the legs were a bit sore come Sunday, yes it was sticky (very sticky) in some places. But it was still just mud. The only times I felt really, properly inconvenienced by it was when you felt like a seat. I’m sure I saw someone in another thread say most of their group had went home by Sunday morning because of it, which is frankly ridiculous. It was about as bad as mud can get at Glastonbury. It had a significant impact on the amount of stuff you could realistically see and do, and on your physical state. I never thought of going home, in 2016 or 2007, but I can understand how people do due to exhaustion. Perhaps they are somewhat older, or have existing physical problems, or had small children with them? Without knowing the circumstances it's difficult to say it's necessarily 'ridiculous'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanr Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 20 hours ago, Funkyfairy! said: Oh Bellas bridge in the mud - how I had forgotten about the fun of trying to get over that bridge late at night after the fun and in full mud ! it loses its steps and it just a mud wall up and ski slope down And the entrance to the park - yes yes another bogfest - oh the memories ? I seem to remember in 2011 Bella's Bridge did not have any steps, it was just a slope up and down. It was almost impossible to cross, with so many falling. At some point during the weekend (Saturday?) loads of rubble were tipped to reduce the steepness and provide some sort of foothold. Since 2013 it has had the present long steps which works most of the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trout Mask Replica Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 The mud in 2016 was only part of the issue and why we packed up on the Sunday morning and left. The traffic queues on the Weds which resulted in us being diverted to B&W showground, then hauled up again on Thurs meant our entire group was worn out. Both myself and the other lad driving rented motorhome were frazzled. Our mates who'd driven down on Tues and were expecting us to turn up with their gear had to spend two nights kipping in their cars. The tiredness actually caught up with me on the Thurs and I had a cider/spliff induced faint in the mud. It was all a struggle and never really felt like the party got started, despite our best efforts. I think we all knew we couldn't manage it again on the Sunday so went at it hard on the Sat. In 2017 I felt like I'd earned that great year, just me and a pal and our tents. 2016 had seen off the weakest of the group. Bloody perfect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trout Mask Replica Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 Also the areas near T&C and Avalon, especially the crew areas, we're worst hit as that is where the little stream which runs through burst it's banks and flood the whole area by several feet. My mate on the crew there lost his entire self built bender house, the worst mud I saw on site was in T&C backstage. So bad in fact that at one point they had a JCB in scraping off the entire top layer of earth from the paths to get get down to bedrock in some areas. I'd never seen that before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clarkete Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 25 minutes ago, Trout Mask Replica said: The mud in 2016 was only part of the issue and why we packed up on the Sunday morning and left. The traffic queues on the Weds which resulted in us being diverted to B&W showground, then hauled up again on Thurs meant our entire group was worn out. Both myself and the other lad driving rented motorhome were frazzled. Our mates who'd driven down on Tues and were expecting us to turn up with their gear had to spend two nights kipping in their cars. The tiredness actually caught up with me on the Thurs and I had a cider/spliff induced faint in the mud. It was all a struggle and never really felt like the party got started, despite our best efforts. Yeah OK, you do paint a pretty bleak picture, particularly two nights in a car unplanned. T'internet hasn't shed much light for me on what a bender house is. (fnarr fnarr) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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