Headliners 2015

[DefLeppard]

True, I guess if he was with the Nazi party still they would sub easily but his solo stuff isn't so popular. I hope he does a greatest hits set and throws in some of his older stuff.

[Wrigley The Troll]

not cool guys. come on now. show so god damn respect!

[adamg1602]

Saturday does look strong.. If Hitler collaborates with Rod, Jane and Freddie on Friday that'd be amazing

Edited May 7, 2015 by adamg1602

[sime]

I'm having a little reminisce about all the things that have happened in this thread. I believe I have read every page. It's been a fantastic ride. Sometimes it would do my head in with all the bickering but the madness was great.

[Mardy]

In what world would Hitler play that far down the bill on Saturday? Surely he's bigger than Azelia Banks.

Nah, 212 is a monster track. All wee Adolf has got is that faithless cover, 'We Come One (Volk, Reich, Fuhrer)'

[sime]

I think Baggy4Roses is back with a new name. He's popped up a few times in the last 24hrs.

[Spindles]

not cool guys. come on now. show so god damn respect!

Apologies, just some light hearted jesting at the expense of Hitler and ourselves in this thread. No offence intended, wasn't aware his fans were so sensitive (just kidding before you get even more irate!)

[FloorFiller]

Hitler (live) or Hitler (DJ set)? that's really the crux of it for me

[Bonehead> Clapton]

William Shatner does trance is possibly the greatest thing ive ever seen. I would watch that

[Badlands]

Top 3 Favourite Moments of the Headliners 2015 Thread:

3. Baggy4Roses ‘Bob Harris’ rumour – the font of all knowledge regarding comebacks is whispering Bob

2. Bonn Scott, the ‘lovable’ tory and his in-depth knowledge of all things ‘Brian Johnson vocal chords’ related

1. Simpsons Quotes Day

[mungo57]

Hitler (live) or Hitler (DJ set)? that's really the crux of it for me

As I said, I booked Hitler to play a random blues set, wearing lederhosen and a clown wig.

I managed to convince him to open based on the fact that he wanted to enjoy the Glasto spirit for the rest of the day before he returned to the underworld.

To steal a pun from earlier in the thread, he was Fuhrerious that he wasn't asked to headline but he was happy enough I booked him to play. He was also happy when I told him that there were stalls selling German Bratwurst (although he is vegetarian he is happy his country is represented) and also happy enough that they sell Aryan milk at some of the stalls.

I thank you

[Mardy]

William Shatner does trance is possibly the greatest thing ive ever seen. I would watch that

Better than Shatner doing Pulp?

[Hugh Jass]

It'll be a nasty clash with Stalin.

[Purple aki squat]

William Shatner does trance is possibly the greatest thing ive ever seen. I would watch that

I'd rather watch Dave Lee Travis play Macbeth

[Tdiz]

It'll be a nasty clash with Stalin.

Rumors of a super group being formed under the name Axis of Evil

Edit: ok I know before i get corrected Stalin was not involved in the German, Japan, Italy pact thing

Edited May 7, 2015 by Tdiz

[JoeyT]

Top 3 moments of the headliner thread for me:

1. baggie4roses and betting slip gate

2. when some people actually thought we'd be getting a weird no doubt & chris martin collaboration as headliner

3. martin and his complete dedication to taylor swift only to be over joyed when it's not her and turns out to be the who

[MEGABOWL]

I think this is just getting silly now folks, you've got to keep it realistic. There's no way that listing is accurate. If Noel won't play below Blur there's no way Adolf will play below all them black artists

[fatyeti24]

Rumors of a super group being formed under the name Axis of Evil

That must be what Chris Martin is involved with.

[mungo57]

That must be what Chris Martin is involved with.

you know I was thinking the same thing. Martin, Stalin, Hitler and Mussolini doing the hits of Frankie Goes to Hollywood. Hitler singing Relax...... that would make my weekend!

[Hugh Jass]

I think Baggy4Roses is back with a new name. He's popped up a few times in the last 24hrs.

Election Day innit?

Schools are off.

Edited May 7, 2015 by Hugh Jass

[FuzzyDunlop]

Headliners Thread Awards:

1. Martin Ashford and his Taylor Swift love. (I'm no fan, but for you I hope it happens)

2. Baggy 4 Roses / Carton Cole meltdown

3. The day Coldplay were discounted.

[Hugh Jass]

Special mention for whoever suggested The Stone Roses would only headline the Other.

[Purple aki squat]

Pol Pot half hour guitar solo.

A Pot Noodle I suppose.

[Wooderson]

It's only when you lay it out like this that I realise I will probably not see the Pyramid stage all weekend with the exception of walking past it

Agreed. Worst "top 6" I can remember. Factor in the top 3 on the Other Stage, Hot Chip and Grace Jones (urgh) on the Holt's and it puts pressure on The Park to deliver decent top billing this year.

[FrancisH]

Special mention for whoever suggested The Stone Roses would only headline the Other.

Keithy!