Headliners 2015

[FrancisH]

It's almost 100% bullshit but somebody on Twitter just said 'a lad they know' spoke to Reni, and that he mentioned glastonbury and new album...

'A mate of a mate of a mate of a mate of a mate once saw Ian brown eat some chips in 1994 and glastonbury sells chips so it's 100%'

[Wooderson]

Dr Funkenberry will be cheesed off his client Purple Highness ain't on that fake line up.

[Matt42]

This gaining momentum is a good thing. Trust me.

[dentalplan]

Dr Funkenberry will be cheesed off his client Purple Highness ain't on that fake line up.

Imagine if kingcrawler's lineup had Prince on it or whoever spread it picked one of the lineups with Prince on it.

[Justiceforcedave]

This gaining momentum is a good thing. Trust me.

So dramatic and certain.

[Diva Sam]

What's the crack?

[jackarmy]

Let me guess, you're a City fan...

To be fair, it's pretty well accepted fact amongst the rest of the footballing world that Manchester United are "the horrible United"...

[The Placid Casual]

To be fair, it's pretty well accepted fact amongst the rest of the footballing world that Manchester United are "the horrible United"...

I was playing on his love for Oasis.

[Mouseboy11]

This gaining momentum is a good thing. Trust me.

Maybe in an attempt force Glastonbury's hand yeah. However The Charlatans and Ride tweets saying they've not even had a yes or no is not good at all.

[George_92]

are Tame Impala likely to play? Liking the new stuff

[Rose-Colored Boy]

To be fair, it's pretty well accepted fact amongst the rest of the footballing world that Manchester United are "the horrible United"...

Idk, Newcastle's fans make Man United's look fairly reasonable. Unbelievably deluded.

[Guest]

It's almost 100% bullshit but somebody on Twitter just said 'a lad they know' spoke to Reni, and that he mentioned glastonbury and new album...

'A mate of a mate of a mate of a mate of a mate once saw Ian brown eat some chips in 1994 and glastonbury sells chips so it's 100%'

Funnily enough, last night I found myself in an indie nightclub, against my better judgement. It was in here that I encountered Becky from Oldham, who told me that Reni was her brother's dog's mate's local butcher's uncle's next door neighbour or something shit like that, and it was through this close relationship she had with Reni, that she knew The Stone Roses would be the final Glastonbury headliner. Take this info with a pinch of salt, because Becky from Oldham struck me as something of a moron.

[morph100]

IS it time to move within a short distance of your bed in case we have to suddenly stand by it at some point today or tomorrow?

[Matt42]

Emily will address a rumour though if she sees it... Most of the time.

[mufcok]

This has to be the most unpredictable headline act for some years? I can't remember it ever being as quiet as this on the rumour front in the years I've been going

[Spindles]

IS it time to move within a short distance of your bed in case we have to suddenly stand by it at some point today or tomorrow?

I ensure that I am never far from my bed. Nothing to do with announcements, I'm just a lazy bastard.

[FirsG]

It won't be today. Maybe tomorrow, but I'm thinking Tuesday onwards.

[kingcrawler]

are Tame Impala likely to play? Liking the new stuff

Yeah I reckon so. They've not got any European dates announced for June or July but still think they'll be there. Headlining John Peel seems like a good slot for them.

[A Guy Called Matt]

Emily will address a rumour though if she sees it... Most of the time.

Really?

If Emily addressed even half the 'rumours' you start she would never get anything done.

[Matt42]

Really?

If Emily addressed even half the 'rumours' you start she would never get anything done.

2013 she ruled out a fair few acts

[dentalplan]

It sounds like she has better stuff to do than say who is and isn't playing based on a "leak". In fact considering what Tim Burgess said it seems she (and individual stage bookers) may be in the middle of that right now.

Edited April 5, 2015 by dentalplan

[the wonderwhy]

Ride have been up near the top of my wishlist for ages now so that doesn't sound too good.

Hope they get booked.

[WS_Jack_III]

Idk, Newcastle's fans make Man United's look fairly reasonable. Unbelievably deluded.

well i know that Newcastle are shite. Not even watching the derby today cause i know they'll lose.

[Bonehead> Clapton]

Let me guess, you're a City fan...

Liverpool buddy haha

[FrancisH]

I dunno... charlatans tweeted saying '<3 glastonbury' then quickly removed it and are now denying it (surprise surprise)... To me at least it seems like they're clearly playing and have been told to play ignorant about it, and I wouldn't be surprised if most acts just did that as a default answer.