Who's Playing Where '23

[FuzzyDunlop]

4 minutes ago, Riggins said:

seeing it all laid out like that really hits home how god awful it is - but oh well a festival to explore more 

Hoping the Glade produces some surprises

[FloorFiller]

3 minutes ago, Robinn said:

Wait, Fever Ray is headlining The Park on Friday? I was hoping to see the Manics during the Arctic Monkeys...

Fatboy Slim confirmed himself for Park Saturday and then Alison Goldfrapp said she was playing before Thundercat (presumably headlining) on the Park on the Sunday so that leaves Friday for Fever Ray. Manics undoubtedly gonna end up on Other somewhere. 

[leej7]

2 hours ago, churlie100 said:

Right as we're entering endgame, I figured I'd go through rumours and TBCs and try to work out what we've got left to announce on the major stages. Here's what I came up with:

FRIDAY

Pyramid

Arctic Monkeys (Confirmed)

Royal Blood (TBC)

???

???

Texas (TBC)

The Chicks

???

 

Other

Wizkid (Confirmed)

Fred Again (TBC)

Carly Rae Jepsen

Chvrches 

Raye

???

???

Manic Street Preachers

 

West Holts

Kelis (Confirmed)

Young Fathers (Confirmed)

Joey Badass (Confirmed)

Gabriels (Confirmed)

Louis Cole (Confirmed)

ADG7 (Confirmed)

Yaya Bey (Confirmed)

Deloitte Feminine Band (Confirmed)

 

Woodsies

Hot Chip (Confirmed)

Warpaint (TBC)

Maneskin

Pale Waves

The Big Moon

Digga D

Bru-C

The Sixsters (Confirmed)

 

Park

Fever Ray (TBC)

Sparks

???

???

???

???

???

???

???

 

SATURDAY

Pyramid

Guns ’n Roses (Confirmed)

Lizzo (Confirmed)

Lewis Capaldi (TBC)

???

???

Amadou & Mariam

???

 

Other

Lana Del Rey (Confirmed)

Central Cee

Tom Grennan (TBC) (unannounced)

Aitch (TBC)

Alt-J

???

???

???

 

West Holts

Loyle Carner (Confirmed)

Mahalia (Confirmed)

Ezra Collective (Confirmed)

Jacob Collier (Confirmed)

Third World (Confirmed)

Speakers Corner Quartet (Confirmed)

Kanda Bongo Man (Confirmed)

Say She She (Confirmed)

 

Woodsies

Christine And The Queens (Confirmed)

Rina Sawayama

The Courteeners (TBC)

Cat Burns (TBC)

Shame (TBC)

Flo

Wunderhorse

The Last Dinner Party (TBC)

 

Park

Fatboy Slim (TBC)

Weyes Blood

???

Ezra Collective

???

Shygirl

???

???

???

 

SUNDAY

Pyramid

Elton John

Lil Nas X

???

Yusuf/Cat Stevens 

Blondie (TBC)

Tinariwen

???

 

Other

Queens Of The Stone Age (TBC) (unannounced)

The War On Drugs (TBC)

Becky Hill (TBC)

Slowthai (TBC)

Dermot Kennedy (rumoured) (unannounced)

Nova Twins (TBC)

Japanese Breakfast (rumoured) (unannounced)

The Jay (rumoured) (unannounced)

 

West Holts

Rudimental (Confirmed)

Candi Staton (Confirmed)

Barrington Levy (Confirmed)

The Hu (Confirmed)

Sudan Archives (Confirmed)

Black Country, New Road (Confirmed)

Beth Orton (Confirmed)

Skinny Pelembe (Confirmed)

 

Woodsies

Phoenix (Confirmed)

Caroline Polachek

Editors

Slowdive (TBC)

The Murder Capital

Working Men’s Club

CMAT

The Love Buzz

 

Park

Thundercat (TBC)

Alison Goldfrapp (TBC)

Maggie Rogers

???

???

Stefflon Don

???

???

???

 

SOME CLARIFICATIONS

Basically if an act has 'Confirmed' next to it, official Glasto bods have confirmed their placement. If it says 'TBC', there's either a self-confirm or a generally considered to be correct rumour about the act's placement. If there's an act that says '(unannounced)' then that act hasn't been confirmed by Glasto bods yet but there's a strong rumour that they're playing at this specific stage and time.

If there's nothing next to that act's name, that's me guessing where they'll be based on comparisons to artist's of a similar size/style in 2022's lineup. 

Finally, if there's question marks, that's where I believe/hope there's still space for new acts to be announced.

Now I'll start doing my actual job that I was meant to start doing an hour and a half ago.

 

EDIT: Oh and the 'rumoured' ones on Sunday other are from someone earlier in this thread. Can't remember the source tbh.

The OS booking this year, really really poor… Plenty elsewhere but man that looks weak. 

[Acid_Haze]

2 hours ago, churlie100 said:

Right as we're entering endgame, I figured I'd go through rumours and TBCs and try to work out what we've got left to announce on the major stages. Here's what I came up with:

FRIDAY

Pyramid

Arctic Monkeys (Confirmed)

Royal Blood (TBC)

???

???

Texas (TBC)

The Chicks

???

 

Other

Wizkid (Confirmed)

Fred Again (TBC)

Carly Rae Jepsen

Chvrches 

Raye

???

???

Manic Street Preachers

 

West Holts

Kelis (Confirmed)

Young Fathers (Confirmed)

Joey Badass (Confirmed)

Gabriels (Confirmed)

Louis Cole (Confirmed)

ADG7 (Confirmed)

Yaya Bey (Confirmed)

Deloitte Feminine Band (Confirmed)

 

Woodsies

Hot Chip (Confirmed)

Warpaint (TBC)

Maneskin

Pale Waves

The Big Moon

Digga D

Bru-C

The Sixsters (Confirmed)

 

Park

Fever Ray (TBC)

Sparks

???

???

???

???

???

???

???

 

SATURDAY

Pyramid

Guns ’n Roses (Confirmed)

Lizzo (Confirmed)

Lewis Capaldi (TBC)

???

???

Amadou & Mariam

???

 

Other

Lana Del Rey (Confirmed)

Central Cee

Tom Grennan (TBC) (unannounced)

Aitch (TBC)

Alt-J

???

???

???

 

West Holts

Loyle Carner (Confirmed)

Mahalia (Confirmed)

Ezra Collective (Confirmed)

Jacob Collier (Confirmed)

Third World (Confirmed)

Speakers Corner Quartet (Confirmed)

Kanda Bongo Man (Confirmed)

Say She She (Confirmed)

 

Woodsies

Christine And The Queens (Confirmed)

Rina Sawayama

The Courteeners (TBC)

Cat Burns (TBC)

Shame (TBC)

Flo

Wunderhorse

The Last Dinner Party (TBC)

 

Park

Fatboy Slim (TBC)

Weyes Blood

???

Ezra Collective

???

Shygirl

???

???

???

 

SUNDAY

Pyramid

Elton John

Lil Nas X

???

Yusuf/Cat Stevens 

Blondie (TBC)

Tinariwen

???

 

Other

Queens Of The Stone Age (TBC) (unannounced)

The War On Drugs (TBC)

Becky Hill (TBC)

Slowthai (TBC)

Dermot Kennedy (rumoured) (unannounced)

Nova Twins (TBC)

Japanese Breakfast (rumoured) (unannounced)

The Jay (rumoured) (unannounced)

 

West Holts

Rudimental (Confirmed)

Candi Staton (Confirmed)

Barrington Levy (Confirmed)

The Hu (Confirmed)

Sudan Archives (Confirmed)

Black Country, New Road (Confirmed)

Beth Orton (Confirmed)

Skinny Pelembe (Confirmed)

 

Woodsies

Phoenix (Confirmed)

Caroline Polachek

Editors

Slowdive (TBC)

The Murder Capital

Working Men’s Club

CMAT

The Love Buzz

 

Park

Thundercat (TBC)

Alison Goldfrapp (TBC)

Maggie Rogers

???

???

Stefflon Don

???

???

???

 

SOME CLARIFICATIONS

Basically if an act has 'Confirmed' next to it, official Glasto bods have confirmed their placement. If it says 'TBC', there's either a self-confirm or a generally considered to be correct rumour about the act's placement. If there's an act that says '(unannounced)' then that act hasn't been confirmed by Glasto bods yet but there's a strong rumour that they're playing at this specific stage and time.

If there's nothing next to that act's name, that's me guessing where they'll be based on comparisons to artist's of a similar size/style in 2022's lineup. 

Finally, if there's question marks, that's where I believe/hope there's still space for new acts to be announced.

Now I'll start doing my actual job that I was meant to start doing an hour and a half ago.

 

EDIT: Oh and the 'rumoured' ones on Sunday other are from someone earlier in this thread. Can't remember the source tbh.

This is great! Was waiting for something like this, though there a few things to change:

The Chicks - playing Amsterdam on Friday

The Big Moon - Confirmed to play Sunday, not Friday

Central Cee - more likely Friday than Saturday evening (playing in the US on Sunday)

Speakers World Quartet - confirmed for the Sunday not Saturday

The Murder Capital - confirmed Friday 2pm not Sunday

Working Men's Club - confirmed for Saturday not Sunday

Also personally think Stefflon Don will get billed higher than early Park stage, and Weyes Blood probably a bit lower than Park sub

[Punisher]

2 hours ago, churlie100 said:

Right as we're entering endgame, I figured I'd go through rumours and TBCs and try to work out what we've got left to announce on the major stages. Here's what I came up with:

FRIDAY

Pyramid

Arctic Monkeys (Confirmed)

Royal Blood (TBC)

???

???

Texas (TBC)

The Chicks

???

 

Other

Wizkid (Confirmed)

Fred Again (TBC)

Carly Rae Jepsen

Chvrches 

Raye

???

???

Manic Street Preachers

 

West Holts

Kelis (Confirmed)

Young Fathers (Confirmed)

Joey Badass (Confirmed)

Gabriels (Confirmed)

Louis Cole (Confirmed)

ADG7 (Confirmed)

Yaya Bey (Confirmed)

Deloitte Feminine Band (Confirmed)

 

Woodsies

Hot Chip (Confirmed)

Warpaint (TBC)

Maneskin

Pale Waves

The Big Moon

Digga D

Bru-C

The Sixsters (Confirmed)

 

Park

Fever Ray (TBC)

Sparks

???

???

???

???

???

???

???

 

SATURDAY

Pyramid

Guns ’n Roses (Confirmed)

Lizzo (Confirmed)

Lewis Capaldi (TBC)

???

???

Amadou & Mariam

???

 

Other

Lana Del Rey (Confirmed)

Central Cee

Tom Grennan (TBC) (unannounced)

Aitch (TBC)

Alt-J

???

???

???

 

West Holts

Loyle Carner (Confirmed)

Mahalia (Confirmed)

Ezra Collective (Confirmed)

Jacob Collier (Confirmed)

Third World (Confirmed)

Speakers Corner Quartet (Confirmed)

Kanda Bongo Man (Confirmed)

Say She She (Confirmed)

 

Woodsies

Christine And The Queens (Confirmed)

Rina Sawayama

The Courteeners (TBC)

Cat Burns (TBC)

Shame (TBC)

Flo

Wunderhorse

The Last Dinner Party (TBC)

 

Park

Fatboy Slim (TBC)

Weyes Blood

???

Ezra Collective

???

Shygirl

???

???

???

 

SUNDAY

Pyramid

Elton John

Lil Nas X

???

Yusuf/Cat Stevens 

Blondie (TBC)

Tinariwen

???

 

Other

Queens Of The Stone Age (TBC) (unannounced)

The War On Drugs (TBC)

Becky Hill (TBC)

Slowthai (TBC)

Dermot Kennedy (rumoured) (unannounced)

Nova Twins (TBC)

Japanese Breakfast (rumoured) (unannounced)

The Jay (rumoured) (unannounced)

 

West Holts

Rudimental (Confirmed)

Candi Staton (Confirmed)

Barrington Levy (Confirmed)

The Hu (Confirmed)

Sudan Archives (Confirmed)

Black Country, New Road (Confirmed)

Beth Orton (Confirmed)

Skinny Pelembe (Confirmed)

 

Woodsies

Phoenix (Confirmed)

Caroline Polachek

Editors

Slowdive (TBC)

The Murder Capital

Working Men’s Club

CMAT

The Love Buzz

 

Park

Thundercat (TBC)

Alison Goldfrapp (TBC)

Maggie Rogers

???

???

Stefflon Don

???

???

???

 

SOME CLARIFICATIONS

Basically if an act has 'Confirmed' next to it, official Glasto bods have confirmed their placement. If it says 'TBC', there's either a self-confirm or a generally considered to be correct rumour about the act's placement. If there's an act that says '(unannounced)' then that act hasn't been confirmed by Glasto bods yet but there's a strong rumour that they're playing at this specific stage and time.

If there's nothing next to that act's name, that's me guessing where they'll be based on comparisons to artist's of a similar size/style in 2022's lineup. 

Finally, if there's question marks, that's where I believe/hope there's still space for new acts to be announced.

Now I'll start doing my actual job that I was meant to start doing an hour and a half ago.

 

EDIT: Oh and the 'rumoured' ones on Sunday other are from someone earlier in this thread. Can't remember the source tbh.

Weyes Blood is playing Colours Festival on Bexhill-on-Sea on the Saturday so she’ll be Friday or Sunday 

[churlie100]

Right I’ve went through the replies and updated this based on what confirmations people have that I didn’t know about. I’ve also taken some opinions on board while sticking to my guns on others.

e.g. I think you’re all underestimating Carly Rae Jepsen and I think Aitch is right where he is given that Parklife is a Manchester homecoming gig for him.

Oh also I think Weyes Blood is bigger than Goldfrapp but that contradicts what she said so that bits probably wrong.

 

FRIDAY

Pyramid

Arctic Monkeys (Confirmed)

Royal Blood (TBC)

???

???

Texas (TBC)

???

???

 

Other

Wizkid (Confirmed)

Fred Again (TBC)

Central Cee

Chvrches 

Raye

???

???

???

 

West Holts

Kelis (Confirmed)

Young Fathers (Confirmed)

Joey Badass (Confirmed)

Gabriels (Confirmed)

Louis Cole (Confirmed)

ADG7 (Confirmed)

Yaya Bey (Confirmed)

Deloitte Feminine Band (Confirmed)

 

Woodsies

Hot Chip (Confirmed)

Warpaint (TBC)

Maneskin

Pale Waves

Digga D

The Murder Capital

Bru-C

The Sixsters (Confirmed)

 

Park

Fever Ray (TBC)

Sparks

???

???

???

???

???

???

???

 

SATURDAY

Pyramid

Guns ’n Roses (Confirmed)

Lizzo (Confirmed)

Lewis Capaldi (TBC)

???

Manic Street Preachers

Amadou & Mariam

???

 

Other

Lana Del Rey (Confirmed)

Alt-J

Tom Grennan (TBC) (unannounced)

Aitch (TBC)

Carly Rae Jepsen

???

???

???

 

West Holts

Loyle Carner (Confirmed)

Mahalia (Confirmed)

Ezra Collective (Confirmed)

Jacob Collier (Confirmed)

Third World (Confirmed)

Beth Orton (Confirmed)

Kanda Bongo Man (Confirmed)

Say She She (Confirmed)

 

Woodsies

Christine And The Queens (Confirmed)

Rina Sawayama

The Courteeners (TBC)

Cat Burns (TBC)

Shame (TBC)

Working Men’s Club

Wunderhorse

The Last Dinner Party (TBC)

 

Park

Fatboy Slim (TBC)

???

Maggie Rogers

Ezra Collective

???

Shygirl

???

???

???

 

SUNDAY

Pyramid

Elton John

Lil Nas X

The Chicks

Yusuf/Cat Stevens 

Blondie (TBC)

Tinariwen

???

 

Other

Queens Of The Stone Age (TBC) (unannounced)

The War On Drugs (TBC)

Becky Hill (TBC)

Slowthai (TBC)

Dermot Kennedy (rumoured)

Nova Twins (TBC)

Japanese Breakfast (rumoured)

The Jay (rumoured)

 

West Holts

Rudimental (Confirmed)

Candi Staton (Confirmed)

Barrington Levy (Confirmed)

The Hu (Confirmed)

Sudan Archives (Confirmed)

Black Country, New Road (Confirmed)

Speakers Corner Quartet (Confirmed)

Skinny Pelembe (Confirmed)

 

Woodsies

Phoenix (Confirmed)

Caroline Polachek

Editors

Slowdive (TBC)

The Big Moon

Flo

CMAT

The Love Buzz

 

Park

Thundercat (TBC)

Alison Goldfrapp (TBC)

Weyes Blood

???

Stefflon Don

???

???

???

???

 

Also on the more general comments about the quality of the line-up, I’m on the side that actually likes it a lot more after doing this. I still think across the board the headliners and most of the subs are trash, but I think from mid-afternoon to sub-headliner you’ve got a real great mix across these big stages, with some real fun acts in the morning too.

Edited May 16, 2023 by churlie100

[circus92]

11 minutes ago, leej7 said:

The OS booking this year, really really poor… Plenty elsewhere but man that looks weak. 

Yeah it is very poor.  In saying that, based on the line-up posted, I would probably be at the Other for at least 4 acts on Friday ... and then nowhere near it for the rest of the weekend!

[Colorblindjames]

3 hours ago, churlie100 said:

Right as we're entering endgame, I figured I'd go through rumours and TBCs and try to work out what we've got left to announce on the major stages. Here's what I came up with:

FRIDAY

Pyramid

Arctic Monkeys (Confirmed)

Royal Blood (TBC)

???

???

Texas (TBC)

The Chicks

???

 

Other

Wizkid (Confirmed)

Fred Again (TBC)

Carly Rae Jepsen

Chvrches 

Raye

???

???

Manic Street Preachers

 

West Holts

Kelis (Confirmed)

Young Fathers (Confirmed)

Joey Badass (Confirmed)

Gabriels (Confirmed)

Louis Cole (Confirmed)

ADG7 (Confirmed)

Yaya Bey (Confirmed)

Deloitte Feminine Band (Confirmed)

 

Woodsies

Hot Chip (Confirmed)

Warpaint (TBC)

Maneskin

Pale Waves

The Big Moon

Digga D

Bru-C

The Sixsters (Confirmed)

 

Park

Fever Ray (TBC)

Sparks

???

???

???

???

???

???

???

 

SATURDAY

Pyramid

Guns ’n Roses (Confirmed)

Lizzo (Confirmed)

Lewis Capaldi (TBC)

???

???

Amadou & Mariam

???

 

Other

Lana Del Rey (Confirmed)

Central Cee

Tom Grennan (TBC) (unannounced)

Aitch (TBC)

Alt-J

???

???

???

 

West Holts

Loyle Carner (Confirmed)

Mahalia (Confirmed)

Ezra Collective (Confirmed)

Jacob Collier (Confirmed)

Third World (Confirmed)

Speakers Corner Quartet (Confirmed)

Kanda Bongo Man (Confirmed)

Say She She (Confirmed)

 

Woodsies

Christine And The Queens (Confirmed)

Rina Sawayama

The Courteeners (TBC)

Cat Burns (TBC)

Shame (TBC)

Flo

Wunderhorse

The Last Dinner Party (TBC)

 

Park

Fatboy Slim (TBC)

Weyes Blood

???

Ezra Collective

???

Shygirl

???

???

???

 

SUNDAY

Pyramid

Elton John

Lil Nas X

???

Yusuf/Cat Stevens 

Blondie (TBC)

Tinariwen

???

 

Other

Queens Of The Stone Age (TBC) (unannounced)

The War On Drugs (TBC)

Becky Hill (TBC)

Slowthai (TBC)

Dermot Kennedy (rumoured) (unannounced)

Nova Twins (TBC)

Japanese Breakfast (rumoured) (unannounced)

The Jay (rumoured) (unannounced)

 

West Holts

Rudimental (Confirmed)

Candi Staton (Confirmed)

Barrington Levy (Confirmed)

The Hu (Confirmed)

Sudan Archives (Confirmed)

Black Country, New Road (Confirmed)

Beth Orton (Confirmed)

Skinny Pelembe (Confirmed)

 

Woodsies

Phoenix (Confirmed)

Caroline Polachek

Editors

Slowdive (TBC)

The Murder Capital

Working Men’s Club

CMAT

The Love Buzz

 

Park

Thundercat (TBC)

Alison Goldfrapp (TBC)

Maggie Rogers

???

???

Stefflon Don

???

???

???

 

SOME CLARIFICATIONS

Basically if an act has 'Confirmed' next to it, official Glasto bods have confirmed their placement. If it says 'TBC', there's either a self-confirm or a generally considered to be correct rumour about the act's placement. If there's an act that says '(unannounced)' then that act hasn't been confirmed by Glasto bods yet but there's a strong rumour that they're playing at this specific stage and time.

If there's nothing next to that act's name, that's me guessing where they'll be based on comparisons to artist's of a similar size/style in 2022's lineup. 

Finally, if there's question marks, that's where I believe/hope there's still space for new acts to be announced.

Now I'll start doing my actual job that I was meant to start doing an hour and a half ago.

 

EDIT: Oh and the 'rumoured' ones on Sunday other are from someone earlier in this thread. Can't remember the source tbh.

No Sza?

[p.pete]

52 minutes ago, churlie100 said:

Right I’ve went through the replies and updated this based on what confirmations people have that I didn’t know about. I’ve also taken some opinions on board while sticking to my guns on others.

e.g. I think you’re all underestimating Carly Rae Jepsen and I think Aitch is right where he is given that Parklife is a Manchester homecoming gig for him.

Oh also I think Weyes Blood is bigger than Goldfrapp but that contradicts what she said so that bits probably wrong.

 

FRIDAY

Pyramid

Arctic Monkeys (Confirmed)

Royal Blood (TBC)

???

???

Texas (TBC)

???

???

 

Other

Wizkid (Confirmed)

Fred Again (TBC)

Central Cee

Chvrches 

Raye

???

???

???

 

West Holts

Kelis (Confirmed)

Young Fathers (Confirmed)

Joey Badass (Confirmed)

Gabriels (Confirmed)

Louis Cole (Confirmed)

ADG7 (Confirmed)

Yaya Bey (Confirmed)

Deloitte Feminine Band (Confirmed)

 

Woodsies

Hot Chip (Confirmed)

Warpaint (TBC)

Maneskin

Pale Waves

Digga D

The Murder Capital

Bru-C

The Sixsters (Confirmed)

 

Park

Fever Ray (TBC)

Sparks

???

???

???

???

???

???

???

 

SATURDAY

Pyramid

Guns ’n Roses (Confirmed)

Lizzo (Confirmed)

Lewis Capaldi (TBC)

???

Manic Street Preachers

Amadou & Mariam

???

 

Other

Lana Del Rey (Confirmed)

Alt-J

Tom Grennan (TBC) (unannounced)

Aitch (TBC)

Carly Rae Jepsen

???

???

???

 

West Holts

Loyle Carner (Confirmed)

Mahalia (Confirmed)

Ezra Collective (Confirmed)

Jacob Collier (Confirmed)

Third World (Confirmed)

Beth Orton (Confirmed)

Kanda Bongo Man (Confirmed)

Say She She (Confirmed)

 

Woodsies

Christine And The Queens (Confirmed)

Rina Sawayama

The Courteeners (TBC)

Cat Burns (TBC)

Shame (TBC)

Working Men’s Club

Wunderhorse

The Last Dinner Party (TBC)

 

Park

Fatboy Slim (TBC)

???

Maggie Rogers

Ezra Collective

???

Shygirl

???

???

???

 

SUNDAY

Pyramid

Elton John

Lil Nas X

The Chicks

Yusuf/Cat Stevens 

Blondie (TBC)

Tinariwen

???

 

Other

Queens Of The Stone Age (TBC) (unannounced)

The War On Drugs (TBC)

Becky Hill (TBC)

Slowthai (TBC)

Dermot Kennedy (rumoured)

Nova Twins (TBC)

Japanese Breakfast (rumoured)

The Jay (rumoured)

 

West Holts

Rudimental (Confirmed)

Candi Staton (Confirmed)

Barrington Levy (Confirmed)

The Hu (Confirmed)

Sudan Archives (Confirmed)

Black Country, New Road (Confirmed)

Speakers Corner Quartet (Confirmed)

Skinny Pelembe (Confirmed)

 

Woodsies

Phoenix (Confirmed)

Caroline Polachek

Editors

Slowdive (TBC)

The Big Moon

Flo

CMAT

The Love Buzz

 

Park

Thundercat (TBC)

Alison Goldfrapp (TBC)

Weyes Blood

???

Stefflon Don

???

???

???

???

 

Also on the more general comments about the quality of the line-up, I’m on the side that actually likes it a lot more after doing this. I still think across the board the headliners and most of the subs are trash, but I think from mid-afternoon to sub-headliner you’ve got a real great mix across these big stages, with some real fun acts in the morning too.

Should 'the jay' be 'the joy'?  Hard to find details on either but the Joy are a modestly sized band from SA with some UK dates in May

edit: and thanks for getting to a refreshed version so quick!

editx2: Ezra collective playing 4th & 3rd down on Park & WH on the same day - think the WH one only (they are on Truth stage at some point too, so maybe are playing Park too, just not that close)

Edited May 16, 2023 by p.pete

[FakeEmpire]

Someone had info that Raye was Pyramid Saturday & Maggie Rogers Pyramid Sunday. Can't remember who.

[downtherabbithole]

Only a handful of acts I want to see and looks like most of those will be clashing: TWOD/Caroline Polachek/Candi Station and Elton John/Thundercat. Defo gonna be the worst year lineup wise out of the 7 times ive been

[fightoffyour]

Chvrches into Jeppo was way better!

[Ashl]

51 minutes ago, churlie100 said:

Right I’ve went through the replies and updated this based on what confirmations people have that I didn’t know about. I’ve also taken some opinions on board while sticking to my guns on others.

e.g. I think you’re all underestimating Carly Rae Jepsen and I think Aitch is right where he is given that Parklife is a Manchester homecoming gig for him.

Oh also I think Weyes Blood is bigger than Goldfrapp but that contradicts what she said so that bits probably wrong.

 

FRIDAY

Pyramid

Arctic Monkeys (Confirmed)

Royal Blood (TBC)

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Texas (TBC)

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Other

Wizkid (Confirmed)

Fred Again (TBC)

Central Cee

Chvrches 

Raye

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West Holts

Kelis (Confirmed)

Young Fathers (Confirmed)

Joey Badass (Confirmed)

Gabriels (Confirmed)

Louis Cole (Confirmed)

ADG7 (Confirmed)

Yaya Bey (Confirmed)

Deloitte Feminine Band (Confirmed)

 

Woodsies

Hot Chip (Confirmed)

Warpaint (TBC)

Maneskin

Pale Waves

Digga D

The Murder Capital

Bru-C

The Sixsters (Confirmed)

 

Park

Fever Ray (TBC)

Sparks

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SATURDAY

Pyramid

Guns ’n Roses (Confirmed)

Lizzo (Confirmed)

Lewis Capaldi (TBC)

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Manic Street Preachers

Amadou & Mariam

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Other

Lana Del Rey (Confirmed)

Alt-J

Tom Grennan (TBC) (unannounced)

Aitch (TBC)

Carly Rae Jepsen

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West Holts

Loyle Carner (Confirmed)

Mahalia (Confirmed)

Ezra Collective (Confirmed)

Jacob Collier (Confirmed)

Third World (Confirmed)

Beth Orton (Confirmed)

Kanda Bongo Man (Confirmed)

Say She She (Confirmed)

 

Woodsies

Christine And The Queens (Confirmed)

Rina Sawayama

The Courteeners (TBC)

Cat Burns (TBC)

Shame (TBC)

Working Men’s Club

Wunderhorse

The Last Dinner Party (TBC)

 

Park

Fatboy Slim (TBC)

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Maggie Rogers

Ezra Collective

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Shygirl

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SUNDAY

Pyramid

Elton John

Lil Nas X

The Chicks

Yusuf/Cat Stevens 

Blondie (TBC)

Tinariwen

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Other

Queens Of The Stone Age (TBC) (unannounced)

The War On Drugs (TBC)

Becky Hill (TBC)

Slowthai (TBC)

Dermot Kennedy (rumoured)

Nova Twins (TBC)

Japanese Breakfast (rumoured)

The Jay (rumoured)

 

West Holts

Rudimental (Confirmed)

Candi Staton (Confirmed)

Barrington Levy (Confirmed)

The Hu (Confirmed)

Sudan Archives (Confirmed)

Black Country, New Road (Confirmed)

Speakers Corner Quartet (Confirmed)

Skinny Pelembe (Confirmed)

 

Woodsies

Phoenix (Confirmed)

Caroline Polachek

Editors

Slowdive (TBC)

The Big Moon

Flo

CMAT

The Love Buzz

 

Park

Thundercat (TBC)

Alison Goldfrapp (TBC)

Weyes Blood

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Stefflon Don

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Also on the more general comments about the quality of the line-up, I’m on the side that actually likes it a lot more after doing this. I still think across the board the headliners and most of the subs are trash, but I think from mid-afternoon to sub-headliner you’ve got a real great mix across these big stages, with some real fun acts in the morning too.

As I said on the West Holts thread a few days ago the pattern falls apart on the Sudan Archives line as they have confirmed on their site they are playing Saturday, so unless we've had other confirmations, that is all quite likely to be off the mark from that line down.

[gfa]

2 hours ago, p.pete said:

Maybe - I was looking at an earlier lineup guess (from the other place), what they had for Woodsies.  Not too bad, half the stuff they predicted is in there (e.g. Murder Capital, Shame) - but they had Warpaint 3rd down on the Friday, Phoenix as sub on the Sunday and Rina 4th down on the Sunday.  (Potentially due to budget?) there might be a lot of things in higher spots than initially thought.

In this case it's probably a straight swap between Chvrches and CRJ.  I've probably seen Chvrches listed 3rd more often, this is the first time I've seen CRJ getting the higher spot.  Lazy spotify comparison CRJ has 16m monthly listeners (300k London) and a 2022 album, Chvrches have 4.5m monthly (124k London) and a 2021 album.

Important to remember a huge amount of CRJ listens will be call me maybe

[gfa]

1 hour ago, Colorblindjames said:

No Sza?

no space left

[p.pete]

5 minutes ago, gfa said:

Important to remember a huge amount of CRJ listens will be call me maybe

Can only see listen-figures for her top 10 songs but call me maybe accounts for 45% of her activity across those ten songs.

Important to remember that call me maybe's > 1 billion listens have been over 10+ years whereas 5 of the others are from last years album - accumulating activity volumes for much less time - so at worst half of her 16m monthly listens are for call me maybe, but probably a lot fewer.

Sizeable chunk goes to Owl City too!

[Colorblindjames]

14 minutes ago, gfa said:

no space left

Seems to be loads on the other stage and a few Pyramid slots left too. 

[p.pete]

1 minute ago, Colorblindjames said:

Seems to be loads on the other stage and a few Pyramid slots left too. 

My assumption is that stuff from the original festival poster not yet allocated (to woodsies, WH & generally known) should be distributed fairly evenly between Park, Other and Pyramid - so probably there should be more space across all those stages - but still guesswork so great to see peoples thoughts.  

[Riggins]

2 hours ago, Monty Pythagoras said:

I've not got tickets this year but if I had done I'd be using it as an opportunity to see what the smaller stages are like at headliner times and also to discover new areas/experiences that I wouldn't have had I had guaranteed preferences for who to see at the main stages.

Don't think the line up is as awful as I first thought it was now but agreed it's not going to be an all-timer.

yep think that's exactly how I'll treat it - kind of refreshing and even a bad Glastonbury is the best festival going 😄

[JoeyT]

Slowthai might not be playing at all...

 

[JayDiesel]

Potentially the wrong thread, but this is quite a startling discovery: https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/may/16/rapper-slowthai-appears-in-court-charged-with-rape-oxford

Can't imagine he'll be playing live anytime soon. Probably my most anticipated act of the weekend and he's a fucking rapist

[p.pete]

2 minutes ago, JoeyT said:

Slowthai might not be playing at all...

 

 

2 minutes ago, JayDiesel said:

Potentially the wrong thread, but this is quite a startling discovery: https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/may/16/rapper-slowthai-appears-in-court-charged-with-rape-oxford

Can't imagine he'll be playing live anytime soon. Probably my most anticipated act of the weekend and he's a fucking rapist

You're not both wrong

[balti-pie]

Blur will be looking for new support for the wembley gig i'm off to in July then. You'd imagine he'll disappear from public eye until convicted/cleared, but it doesnt always work like that (sadly)

[WhatADin]

Whenever I hear Slowthai I just think of that incident at the NME Awards with Katherine Ryan. 

[briddj]

8 minutes ago, JayDiesel said:

Potentially the wrong thread, but this is quite a startling discovery: https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/may/16/rapper-slowthai-appears-in-court-charged-with-rape-oxford

Can't imagine he'll be playing live anytime soon. Probably my most anticipated act of the weekend and he's a fucking rapist

*alleged