When will this shit end?

[Deaf Nobby Burton]

7 minutes ago, Zoo Music Girl said:

Having been to The Ship a few times in my youth they would have to severely regulate the numbers. That places gets insanely busy in the summer.

Of course, in most cases I’d imagine it would have to be a case of pre-booking a table, otherwise you’d have too many people turning up and nobody would leave anyway once they had a spot with nowhere else to go.

 

 

 

[rubenz]

I think there could be an increase in park drinking and people having a few beers out and about. While older folks may go for the back garden beers or invite friends round. 

Here in Bristol people often have a few drinks down on the harbourside or in the parks or squares etc. Only problem could be toilet facilities as don't want people going in the bushes etc! 

[Bisque]

38 minutes ago, rubenz said:

I think there could be an increase in park drinking and people having a few beers out and about. While older folks may go for the back garden beers or invite friends round. 

My parents have been doing this to some extent. Their garden backs onto the beach so there is public access for friends to visit. They set up a couple of tables/chairs distanced apart & wiped down, their friends bring their own bottle of wine or gin.
 

Then they talk about migrants & Brexit. If they need the loo they have to walk home.

[parsonjack]

Great post here from Croyde Surf Lifesaving Club 👍

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=3179012838787104&id=100000352572870&sfnsn=scwspmo&extid=pKGMdU0LGL8fy9ZR

[Homer]

Just popped out on me bike. Checking out the property market in case there’s a downturn soon.

[Matt42]

4 minutes ago, Homer said:

Just popped out on me bike. Checking out the property market in case there’s a downturn soon.

You look like the main singer of tool!

[Homer]

1 minute ago, Matt42 said:

You look like the main singer of tool!

Does he strap what looks like an old deckchair to his face too?!

Tool were actually the first band I saw at a proper festival = opened Reading 93!

[efcfanwirral]

1 hour ago, Bisque said:

My parents have been doing this to some extent. Their garden backs onto the beach so there is public access for friends to visit. They set up a couple of tables/chairs distanced apart & wiped down, their friends bring their own bottle of wine or gin.
 

Then they talk about migrants & Brexit. If they need the loo they have to walk home.

That just made me laugh a lot. House backing onto the beach sounds lovely though 

[Guest]

https://www.theguardian.com/education/2020/may/22/ministers-rejected-school-reopening-plan-recommended-by-sage-experts

 

Driven by the science hey...

[zahidf]

Oh god Patel is on the briefing today

[Guest]

Where's Boris?

[Crazyfool01]

3 minutes ago, Ozanne said:

Where's Boris?

on a devon beach shaking hands with people ...

[Crazyfool01]

40 minutes ago, Homer said:

Just popped out on me bike. Checking out the property market in case there’s a downturn soon.

claim squatters rights ... she's safely tucked up elsewhere now isn't she ?

[zahidf]

 

 

 

 

[HeyPorter]

1 hour ago, Homer said:

Tool were actually the first band I saw at a proper festival = opened Reading 93!

Same here. 

[Guest]

If anyones interested I've just posted a banger of a tweet.

Edited May 22, 2020 by Ozanne

[Guest]

1 hour ago, Ozanne said:

If anyones interested I've just posted a banger of a tweet.

I don’t like to toot my own horn but my tweet now has over 500 likes. I think I’m a social media influencer now 😎

[Crazyfool01]

8 minutes ago, Ozanne said:

I don’t like to toot my own horn but my tweet now has over 500 likes. I think I’m a social media influencer now 😎

toot away  ive never got close to that ... ive been happy with 20  

[Guest]

I might have to wear disguises when I go out now.

[zahidf]

Lock him up

 

6D chess

 

Edited May 22, 2020 by zahidf

[stuartbert two hats]

I'm trying to work out who I hate more, Cummings or Priti Patel.

Who am I kidding, it's Cummings. 

[philipsteak]

31 minutes ago, stuartbert two hats said:

I'm trying to work out who I hate more, Cummings or Priti Patel.

Who am I kidding, it's Cummings. 

No contest. Cummings knows how much of a c**t he is. And revels in it. Patel is too thick to figure out how awful she is

[Crazyfool01]

1 hour ago, zahidf said:

Lock him up

 

6D chess

 

lets see how they defend him ? 

[Ryan1984]

11 minutes ago, crazyfool1 said:

lets see how they defend him ? 

‘Within the guidelines’...

[jparx]

How is that within guidelines? It's still non essential travel is it not? He should be resigning tomorrow, or forced to, but absolute LOL at even the thought.