Thread for the drunkards

[kalifire]

How's it going, fuckers? White Russian night again tonight. Spot of YouTube on one screen, trying to figure out best voiceover settings on Adobe Audition on the second. Living the effing dream.

[Padgey]

18 minutes ago, morph100 said:

Birthday, mini keg of ale, pizza, wine cheese, trouble brewing 

Drunkard at 4 p.m. on a Tuesday is pretty impressive!

Edited April 14, 2020 by Padgey

[Crazyfool01]

1 minute ago, Padgey said:

Drunkard at 4 p.m. on a Monday is pretty impressive!

It’s tue  but it’s still impressive  

Edited April 14, 2020 by crazyfool1

[Padgey]

Just now, crazyfool1 said:

It’s tue  

Haha I realised straight away and editted!  To be honest I don't think it matters what day it is now!

[Crazyfool01]

Just now, Padgey said:

Haha I realised straight away and editted!  To be honest I don't think it matters what day it is now!

No ... the only reason I knew it wasn’t was because Monday is my day for online delivery ... the weekly highlight  

[morph100]

Still alive! Made it last another birthday but forgot to check back into the drunkard thread once very drunk.

[Bryanrebe]

Put my back out so I'm on tramadol and will have to vicariously live through the drunkards on here. Although the packaging does just say to "limit" alcohol...?

Best time to put your back out really, when you're not allowed to leave the house anyway. Got to look for some positives

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

I can't remember the last time that I was really drunk, although my wife informs me that it was yesterday. The jury is still out as to who I believe.

[Madyaker]

I haven't drank since sunday and before that I drank every day since the start of march or pretty much since this shite began! Not getting pissed but id have one or two every night, Ive decided its a habit i need to break so Im going to save it for the weekend only from now on... too easy when you're working from home. Good thing tomorrows friday!

Edited April 16, 2020 by Madyaker

[Padgey]

I have now started viewing this thread just to see who is pissed at a random hour of the day!

[Madyaker]

2 minutes ago, Padgey said:

I have now started viewing this thread just to see who is pissed at a random hour of the day!

To be fair I think theres people getting pissed in multiple timezones. It's always booze o clock somewhere.

[Sasperella]

Lockdown and everyone's new zooming obsession essentially means you can get on the lash at any time of day because there's always someone you know who is boozing. Was up until 3.30am with a friend in NYC last night, so I'm hungover as fuck now and have to Skype some Hanoi friends at 4pm (who are already on the beers now) and then have virtual pub drinks with the lads from school at 8. 

It's basically like being 25 again. Or at a festival. 

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

11 hours ago, Sasperella said:

Lockdown and everyone's new zooming obsession essentially means you can get on the lash at any time of day because there's always someone you know who is boozing. Was up until 3.30am with a friend in NYC last night, so I'm hungover as fuck now and have to Skype some Hanoi friends at 4pm (who are already on the beers now) and then have virtual pub drinks with the lads from school at 8. 

It's basically like being 25 again. Or at a festival. 

That's a fine performance Sasperalla. That'll look good on any CV as an example of going the extra mile! 

I'm fairly deranged right now through certain excesses. I don't think I'm drunk, but could be - who knows? I'm certainly stoned - of that much I'm certain. 

Anyway, keep up the good work folks. 

As an aside, I think that maybe we should all write in to Blue Peter and ask them for a badge for our stirling efforts in managing life by putting everything in to manageable blocks of sobriety. 

[Ayrshire Chris]

Just sat in the garden, glorious sunshine, and drunk four cans of Bud . drunk? Not really but need a piss that’s for sure 

quick edit, Mrs c has just delivered a plate of jersey royals, chicken and mixed veg that includes fuckin broccoli. 

Edited April 19, 2020 by Ayrshire Chris

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

1 hour ago, Ayrshire Chris said:

Just sat in the garden, glorious sunshine, and drunk four cans of Bud . drunk? Not really but need a piss that’s for sure 

quick edit, Mrs c has just delivered a plate of jersey royals, chicken and mixed veg that includes fuckin broccoli. 

Yeah, I don't get broccoli either.

Just starting off today's drinking with a nice G & T. Pretty late in the day for me.

[Ayrshire Chris]

Topical joke

a man walked into a bar

 

lucky bastard 

[Sawdusty surfer]

Getting a couple of bevvies in me. Mik Artistik starting a live stream at half seven

 

[squirrelarmy]

Just having an interesting video conversation with friends after many beers. 
 

We were talking about how good the old days of raving were and we worked out it was because we could do what we wanted all weekend and get messy without having to worry about being plastered all over social media. Our conclusion is that social media is holding us back. We want those carefree days back!

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

[grumpyhack]

On 4/25/2020 at 1:35 AM, squirrelarmy said:

Just having an interesting video conversation with friends after many beers. 
 

We were talking about how good the old days of raving were and we worked out it was because we could do what we wanted all weekend and get messy without having to worry about being plastered all over social media. Our conclusion is that social media is holding us back. We want those carefree days back!

Isn't the answer to just get messy and not look at social media afterwards?

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

On 4/25/2020 at 1:35 AM, squirrelarmy said:

Just having an interesting video conversation with friends after many beers. 
 

We were talking about how good the old days of raving were and we worked out it was because we could do what we wanted all weekend and get messy without having to worry about being plastered all over social media. Our conclusion is that social media is holding us back. We want those carefree days back!

We, ( my wife and myself) have to constantly remind one of our friends not to post photos of us on Facebook. I don't give a shit personally, but my wife is 'escaping' something bad, and having her photo out there in the public domain ain't helpful. 

[Northern Soul]

Good morning all. I'm pissed and I'm in bed and I'm emailing the person above me in this thread. True story btw. 

[Homer]

I feel more and more like this every Monday morning (still sticking resolutely to only drinking at weekends though for some reason)
 

 

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

16 hours ago, Northern Soul said:

Good morning all. I'm pissed and I'm in bed and I'm emailing the person above me in this thread. True story btw. 

Up voted for your pissed up honesty. Have just responded.

[HeyPorter]

My birthday SUB beer tap has arrived and is set up, awaiting my ale to arrive next week but got Heineken to start with. Will have to do. Also had our twelve week scan today, expecting in November. A good day.