robillustrates Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 The first to perform in a headline spot and the legend spot in the same weekend at Glastonbury. He just sits backstage with an acoustic guitar ready at a moments notice to entertain the crowds of the Pyramid Stage. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Jass Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 I’m convinced he has pictures of the Eavii. All Glastonbury contracts contain a clause stating artists may be obliged to do a duet with Chris Martin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chinaski_ Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 He must have some nudes of the Eavis family. Even when Coldplay don't know play, he still has turn up somewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mashedonmud Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 He's a $#@% 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDave Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 Could have dressed up a bit, the scruffy twat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eFestivals Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 12 minutes ago, Hugh Jass said: All Glastonbury contracts contain a clause stating artists may be obliged to do a duet with Chris Martin. Am sat next to one of the bookers, so I asked him (really). He said yes, there's that clause, also that Chris might parashute onto the stage at any moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chinaski_ Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 8 minutes ago, DDave said: Could have dressed up a bit, the scruffy twat. Had no idea it was him until he took the hat off and revealed himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex DeLarge Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 3 minutes ago, Chinaski_ said: Had no idea it was him until he took the hat off and revealed himself. When that voice came in and ruined it that's when I realised. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuartbert two hats Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 For me, it was when she said "Chris Martin" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex DeLarge Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 14 minutes ago, stuartbert two hats said: For me, it was when she said "Chris Martin" ? I feel thick now Stu, maybe the sun got to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 5 hours ago, eFestivals said: Am sat next to one of the bookers, so I asked him (really). He said yes, there's that clause, also that Chris might parashute onto the stage at any moment. I would love to have seen Liam’s reaction if he had wandered onto his stage ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dentalplan Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 2 hours ago, stuartbert two hats said: For me, it was when she said "Chris Martin" For me it was when she started talking about watching bands cover her songs the year she was due to play, and thinking she probably wasn’t referring to Basement Jaxx. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chinaski_ Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 Did anyone spot him during The Cure? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cockney_Jesus Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 Whenever Chris Martin’s not on stage, all the crowd should be asking ‘Where’s Chris Martin?’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dentalplan Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 Just now, Cockney_Jesus said: Whenever Chris Martin’s not on stage, all the crowd should be asking ‘Where’s Chris Martin?’ I think the more important question would be “is Chris Martin?”. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dondo Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 This amused me from Facebook #Glastonbury headliners @Thecure #thecure are rumoured to have hired extra security in order to stop #chrismartin from performing with them. #robertsmith has warned fans not to approach the excited 40 yr old dressed as a 9 yr old pulling his tiny piano between stages on a trolley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuartbert two hats Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 Nice tweet @SecretGlasto, or should I say @august1? (Surely it's you?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinhead Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 They'll probably rename the festival after him at some point... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kalifire Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 My understanding, on good authority, is that a Chris Martin hologram is permanently on standby in the wings in the event that Coldplay are touring, or even worse. Unless needed, apparently he just stands there, tuning up his acoustic guitar, muttering inane whimsy about love and dreams, and making occasional diamond signs with his hands - on a loop around the clock, from Friday morning until Sunday evening. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulshane Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 Chris Martin lives in a burrow near the Stone Circle Dragon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuartbert two hats Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 2 hours ago, dentalplan said: For me it was when she started talking about watching bands cover her songs the year she was due to play, and thinking she probably wasn’t referring to Basement Jaxx. I didn't remember the years and thought maybe Scissor Sisters. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sime Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 I was pleased to see Chris pop up a couple of times. I'm not a massive Coldplay fan but I don't mind them and find him quite a funny bloke so I enjoyed those moments Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirjonnyp Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 You can actually see him if you zoom in on Google earth just to the west of the pyramid stage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohinever Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 People do know Martin's connection to the festival right? That his aunt Arabella Churchill helped found the festival and lived in the village. From Winston to Chris. Who'da thought it, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CajunMoon Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 is Chris Martin...actually John Terry? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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