barkley87 Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 8 minutes ago, EasyUserName said: Are they dead? Bodger is, and with no one to protect him I expect badger has fallen victim to the cull. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dentalplan Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 1 minute ago, barkley87 said: Bodger is, and with no one to protect him I expect badger has fallen victim to the cull. Michael acted swiftly on that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barkley87 Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 8 minutes ago, srb said: What do you mean not to bring your own custard? A can of warm cider and a custard chaser is one of life's simple pleasures! Amateur! This really made me laugh but I'm out of upvotes. Have a fake one instead ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gherkin8r Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 I've sent her some abuse and threats of physical violence in order to redress the balance. Yin and yang and all those lads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazednconfused Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 (edited) 26 minutes ago, Heartbreaker said: "Bring snacks. Ideally small ones that can fit in your wellies " Yes, I too frequently see people crouched down by the Pyramid stage, reaching into their wellies and pulling out a melted mars bar and pack of mini cheddars!! You mistake that gesture... people are doing something entirely different when crouched down by the Pyramid Stage (esp after a few hours of good subs and headliner in the front) Edited June 12, 2019 by dazednconfused Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dentalplan Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 36 minutes ago, gizmoman said: This seems to be Olivia's sole camping experience, no festival pics at all on her instagram. No wonder the article is such a disaster. There are a bunch of pics from different Glastos and even one from Coachella, on a quick scan. Don't see the problem in someone doing the festival differently; I bet not everyone wants to piss in a Lenor bottle either! Swear threads are getting increasingly negative now when y'all should be a bit more excited by this point. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heartbreaker Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 1 minute ago, dazednconfused said: You mistake that gesture... people are doing something entirely different when crouched down by the Pyramid Stage (esp after a few hours of good subs and headliner in the front) Haha, AKA the "TravelJohn dance" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gizmoman Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 9 minutes ago, dentalplan said: There are a bunch of pics from different Glastos and even one from Coachella, on a quick scan. Don't see the problem in someone doing the festival differently; I bet not everyone wants to piss in a Lenor bottle either! Swear threads are getting increasingly negative now when y'all should be a bit more excited by this point. My mistake then, should have looked a bit harder, but that makes the article even stranger, but I suppose a young woman's priorities are always going to be a bit different to mine! You're right about the negativity though, maybe we're just getting a bit impatient. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasyUserName Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 6 minutes ago, dentalplan said: ... bet not everyone wants to piss in a Lenor bottle either! Swear threads are getting increasingly negative now ... "Piss in a Lenor bottle"? I feel this one is a comedic joke going to waste (something about Yorkshire or the like). Main point being, who can afford a Lenor bottles to piss in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dentalplan Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 5 minutes ago, gizmoman said: My mistake then, should have looked a bit harder, but that makes the article even stranger, but I suppose a young woman's priorities are always going to be a bit different to mine! You're right about the negativity though, maybe we're just getting a bit impatient. That’s true actually - I recall it’s not time to be bouncing off the walls with excitement until the week before. 2 minutes ago, EasyUserName said: "Piss in a Lenor bottle"? I feel this one is a comedic joke going to waste (something about Yorkshire or the like). Main point being, who can afford a Lenor bottles to piss in? Yo we’re in the Glastonbury section. No one’s brassic here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calamitymaud Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 Mad thread. While the article is absolute dogshit i'm not sure finding and sharing the author's social media feeds and judging her is behaviour that is commensurate with the high standards usually displayed on here! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasyUserName Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 9 minutes ago, calamitymaud said: Mad thread. While the article is absolute dogshit i'm not sure finding and sharing the author's social media feeds and judging her is behaviour that is commensurate with the high standards usually displayed on here! Well, I could be wrong but I did feel that the authors comments were a judgement on the festival experience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dentalplan Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 9 minutes ago, calamitymaud said: Mad thread. While the article is absolute dogshit i'm not sure finding and sharing the author's social media feeds and judging her is behaviour that is commensurate with the high standards usually displayed on here! Not really a valid criticism when she’s a lifestyle writer with her socials linked to on the actual article. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calamitymaud Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 (edited) 11 minutes ago, dentalplan said: Not really a valid criticism when she’s a lifestyle writer with her socials linked to on the actual article. Fair enough - still seems a bit off but I could well be being overly precious. Edited June 12, 2019 by calamitymaud Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave_c Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 39 minutes ago, EasyUserName said: "Piss in a Lenor bottle"? I feel this one is a comedic joke going to waste (something about Yorkshire or the like). Main point being, who can afford a Lenor bottles to piss in? It's the drinking of the Lenor beforehand that I struggle with. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdusty surfer Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, barkley87 said: Have I got some bad news for you... Pink isn't well, he stayed back at the hotel..... Edited June 12, 2019 by Sawdusty Surfer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcshed Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 https://www.buzzfeed.com/braunuk/festival-survival-tips-that-you-will-actually-appreciate This absolute pile of dogshit appeared on my Facebook, it's an ad for Braun done as part of a shitty listicle. Admittedly time-stamping texts is sensible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuartbert two hats Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 1 hour ago, Gnomicide said: There's one in NME today. Count the errors as you go through it... https://www.nme.com/features/glastonbury-the-ultimate-guide-camping-main-stages-secret-tips-more-2504427/amp?__twitter_impression=true The error rate is pretty low for mainstream media. I'd say that's one of the better articles out there. The main problem is that it doesn't really take into account the upcoming changes. Silver star NME. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HotChipWillBreakYourLegs Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 1 hour ago, gherkin8r said: I've sent her some abuse and threats of physical violence in order to redress the balance. Yin and yang and all those lads. Finally now I understand social media! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrZigster Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 (edited) 4 hours ago, Gnomicide said: There's one in NME today. Count the errors as you go through it... https://www.nme.com/features/glastonbury-the-ultimate-guide-camping-main-stages-secret-tips-more-2504427/amp?__twitter_impression=true @stuartbert two hatsbeat me to it, but that's not a bad article. Sucked me in anyway. I'm at work tomorrow and wish I hadn't dipped into this thread now. A few mistaken facts though, as you say. Night night. Edited June 13, 2019 by MrZigster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cb4747 Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 The tomato juice got me. I’ve tweeted them. Fear not! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c8lin Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 10 hours ago, Deaf Nobby Burton said: And surely ‘chocolate filled crepes’ are the worst most impractical snack to bring to a festival, let alone stuff in your wellies. Personally I can't think of anything worse than eating a sweaty cheese string matured from being in my wellies all day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c8lin Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 10 hours ago, Deaf Nobby Burton said: And surely ‘chocolate filled crepes’ are the worst most impractical snack to bring to a festival, let alone stuff in your wellies. Personally I can't think of anything worse than eating a sweaty cheese string matured from being in my wellies all day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Jass Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 I quite enjoyed that NME article. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jyoung Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 9 hours ago, dentalplan said: There are a bunch of pics from different Glastos and even one from Coachella, on a quick scan. Don't see the problem in someone doing the festival differently; I bet not everyone wants to piss in a Lenor bottle either! Swear threads are getting increasingly negative now when y'all should be a bit more excited by this point. Spot on. It's fucking boring and tragic watching people scoff at others because they think they 'get' the festival more and 'do it' better. Get off your high horse and stop belittling everyone. Sad. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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