Ask a silly question, get a silly answer.

[Glastoboy]

In one of the blue Turdis'

What happened to the Protest Naked guy?

[Morse Code]

The whole thing got covered up

Where's the underground piano bar?

 

[pie_and_a_pint]

Just now, Glastoboy said:

In one of the blue Turdis'

What happened to the Protest Naked guy?

He now protests fully clothed due to global warming.

Has the man who makes Goan Fish Curry ever actually been to Goa?

[VolumetricFox]

1 minute ago, pie_and_a_pint said:

He now protests fully clothed due to global warming.

Has the man who makes Goan Fish Curry ever actually been to Goa?

He's been to the Gower Peninsula and that's close enough.

How long will the Foo Fighters set be ?

[guinness_guzzler]

3 minutes ago, VolumetricFox said:

He's been to the Gower Peninsula and that's close enough.

How long will the Foo Fighters set be ?

Too long

 

Who picks up all the cow shit prior to the festival

[Heartbreaker]

1 minute ago, Bza said:

Bands who have asked for more money in the past.

What will actually happen to me if I look back before I've got to the top of the field above The Park? 

You really don't want to know....

Is Dave Grohl really the nicest guy in rock?

[joeltg]

1 minute ago, Bza said:

Bands who have asked for more money in the past.

What will actually happen to me if I look back before I've got to the top of the field above The Park? 

You will turn to ash.

Do the stones in stone circle pre-date Stonehenge?

[mashedonmud]

5 minutes ago, joeltg said:

You will turn to ash.

Do the stones in stone circle pre-date Stonehenge?

THEY'RE THE SAME AGE, JUST STOLEN BY SOME HIPPIES IN THE SEVENTIES.

 

Why do veggie burgers look like burgers

[Bisque]

1 minute ago, mashedonmud said:

Why do veggie burgers look like burgers

Nips innit.

How hot is @Woffys missus?

[guinness_guzzler]

3 minutes ago, Scruffylovemonster said:

Not very but good for him. 

What does John peel?

 

Lemon Twigs

How many Brothers own / run the bar in west holts?

 

[swede]

1 minute ago, Scruffylovemonster said:

17 including two sets of twins. 

Bread or roses?

Roses.

At what point will the weather go to absolute shite ?

[kalifire]

5 minutes ago, swede said:

Roses.

At what point will the weather go to absolute shite ?

When Shangri-Hell freezes over.

Has anybody got any Veras?

[JPixie]

Too slow, I've deleted myself

Edited June 13, 2017 by JPixie

[HotChipWillBreakYourLegs]

17 minutes ago, kalifire said:

When Shangri-Hell freezes over.

Has anybody got any Veras?

Lynn has. 

Do you want tipi?

[spliffboy]

1 hour ago, dimus said:

8x8 megaunits

What time is love?

3am eternal

[DareToDibble]

7 minutes ago, HotChipWillBreakYourLegs said:

Lynn has. 

Do you want tipi?

Quite frequently after a few hours on the alcohol.

How quickly will Nal implode if there isn't monsoon like rain upon arrival (and for the remainder of the festival)?

[guinness_guzzler]

4 hours ago, DareToDibble said:

Quite frequently after a few hours on the alcohol.

How quickly will Nal implode if there isn't monsoon like rain upon arrival (and for the remainder of the festival)?

3 minutes 26 seconds

 

If it wasn't Shaggy, then who?

[DeadAmos]

Scooby Doo, who else

Do you take your partner up the ribbon tower

[OneLittleFish]

5 minutes ago, guinness_guzzler said:

3 minutes 26 seconds

 

If it wasn't Shaggy, then who?

Dean Gaffney, the scoundrel.

Starsailor. Discuss.

[squirrelarmy]

3 hours ago, DeadAmos said:

Scooby Doo, who else

Do you take your partner up the ribbon tower

That's a very personal question. 

 

3 hours ago, OneLittleFish said:

Dean Gaffney, the scoundrel.

Starsailor. Discuss.

Prefer Sunsoldier

 

Other than in the beard of Eavis, where do the cows go?

[OG]

16 minutes ago, squirrelarmy said:

That's a very personal question. 

 

Prefer Sunsoldier

 

Other than in the beard of Eavis, where do the cows go?

Underneath the Pyramid there is a secret set of tunnels, a la Gibraltar. They obviously roam the tunnels whilst the festival is on.

 

Has anybody seen anything in WOW! that made them really go wow? 

[MilkyJoe]

1 minute ago, OG said:

Underneath the Pyramid there is a secret set of tunnels, a la Gibraltar. They obviously roam the tunnels whilst the festival is on.

 

Has anybody seen anything in WOW! that made them really go wow? 

I once saw a man shitting on a plate.

 

What happens if I look back in anger?

[OG]

58 minutes ago, MilkyJoe said:

I once saw a man shitting on a plate.

 

What happens if I look back in anger?

You have to not step inside the eye of your mind 

 

is the cider bus cider supposed to look and taste like the long drops? 

 

 

[John the Moth]

57 minutes ago, OG said:

You have to not step inside the eye of your mind 

 

is the cider bus cider supposed to look and taste like the long drops? 

 

 

Nope, they stumbled onto the recipe by accident and went with it.

Do they only sell Saxons in the Saxon market, I really wanted a Jute?

 

[Dave_c]

3 hours ago, John the Moth said:

Nope, they stumbled onto the recipe by accident and went with it.

Do they only sell Saxons in the Saxon market, I really wanted a Jute?

 

They also sell really big secrets.

What happens if I look back before reaching the top of the hill above the park?

Edited June 14, 2017 by Dave_c