Ask a silly question, get a silly answer.

[DeadAmos]

12 minutes ago, Dave_c said:

They also sell really big secrets.

What happens if I look back before reaching the top of the hill above the park?

the universe will implode and return to a point of singularity

 

who will fill the gap if I eat beans on toast before they play

[lebenski]

5 minutes ago, DeadAmos said:

the universe will implode and return to a point of singularity

 

who will fill the gap if I eat beans on toast before they play

Meatloaf

Are all human being connected by one single consciousness?

[OneLittleFish]

13 minutes ago, lebenski said:

Meatloaf

Are all human being connected by one single consciousness?

We're connected by the Stereo MC's.

If you were to fill a longdrop to the brim with ping pong balls would anyone be surprised?

[Tdiz]

 

Double post..

Edited June 14, 2017 by Tdiz

[Tdiz]

7 minutes ago, OneLittleFish said:

We're connected by the Stereo MC's.

If you were to fill a longdrop to the brim with ping pong balls would anyone be surprised?

No it happens every year in park home campsite 

 

Why does it always rain over Glastonbury weekend??

Edited June 14, 2017 by Tdiz

[e2p2]

Just now, Tdiz said:

No it happens every year in park home campsite 

 

Why does it always rain over Hlastonbury weekend??

Because that Travis lad stay there the whole weekend. 

When will Pearl Jam play the Pyramid? 

[MilkyJoe]

11 minutes ago, e2p2 said:

Because that Travis lad stay there the whole weekend. 

When will Pearl Jam play the Pyramid? 

The year guypjfreak cant make it.

 

How much wood could a Sawdusty chuck if a Sawdusty could chuck wood?

[milly16]

15 minutes ago, e2p2 said:

Because that Travis lad stay there the whole weekend. 

When will Pearl Jam play the Pyramid? 

When Nelson gets his eyeball back

What will Michael E sing this year and who with

Edited June 14, 2017 by milly16

[mario man]

32 minutes ago, milly16 said:

When Nelson gets his eyeball back

What will Michael E sing this year and who with

Gimme Gimme Gimme (a man after midnight) with Napalm Death

Where is my mind?

[Northern Soul]

7 minutes ago, Scruffylovemonster said:

You left it somewhere. Somewhere in a field in Hampshire. 

If no hunter wellies are spotted the entire weekend does @russycarps really exist?

He will exist in the next life as a Barbour jacket sales rep or Tory MP.

Trains plains or Automobiles? 

 

 

[OneLittleFish]

33 minutes ago, Northern Soul said:

He will exist in the next life as a Barbour jacket sales rep or Tory MP.

Trains plains or Automobiles? 

 

 

Donkeys wearing rollerskates.

 

Matt Bellamy. Why?

[HotChipWillBreakYourLegs]

3 hours ago, OneLittleFish said:

Donkeys wearing rollerskates.

 

Matt Bellamy. Why?

He just wanted to talk but you wouldn't answer your phone. 

How do you cook your edible tent pegs?

[GrumpyRaver]

18 minutes ago, HotChipWillBreakYourLegs said:

He just wanted to talk but you wouldn't answer your phone. 

How do you cook your edible tent pegs?

With an elderberry jus.

What happens between the hours of 7am and midday on site?

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

All the fairies, pixies, and little people come out to play.

Why?

[Northern Soul]

1 hour ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

All the fairies, pixies, and little people come out to play.

Why?

Jimmy Somerville pondered much the same question. 

Were several species of small fury animals gathered together in a cave and grooving with a pict? 

Edited June 15, 2017 by Northern Soul
Very obscure album tune there. Free pint in the Bimble Inn for the correct answer. No Google cheating....!!

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

1 hour ago, Northern Soul said:

Jimmy Somerville pondered much the same question. 

That's just a series of words which make a statement, but doesn't answer the question that I posed. Lest this game go to wrack and ruin with inadherence to the rules, I demand a proper answer. 

[Northern Soul]

5 minutes ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

That's just a series of words which make a statement, but doesn't answer the question that I posed. Lest this game go to wrack and ruin with inadherence to the rules, I demand a proper answer. 

Fair's fair.

From Middle English why, from Old English hwȳ, hwī(“why”, literally “by what, for what”), from Proto-Germanic *hwī (“by what, how”), from Proto-Indo-European *kʷey, locative of *kʷís (“who”). Cognate with Old Saxon hwī (“why”), hwiu (“how; why”), Middle High German wiu (“how, why”), archaic Danish and Norwegian hvi (“why”), Swedish vi (“why”), Faroese and Icelandichví (“why”), Latin cui (“to whom”, dative case of quī (“who, how, why”)), Ancient Greek πει(pei, “where”). Compare Old English þȳ (“because, since, on that account, therefore, then”, literally “by that, for that”). See thy.

can't argue with that though.

Edited June 15, 2017 by Northern Soul
In essence you asked what "why?" is. So there's your answer.

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

14 minutes ago, Northern Soul said:

Fair's fair.

From Middle English why, from Old English hwȳ, hwī(“why”, literally “by what, for what”), from Proto-Germanic *hwī (“by what, how”), from Proto-Indo-European *kʷey, locative of *kʷís (“who”). Cognate with Old Saxon hwī (“why”), hwiu (“how; why”), Middle High German wiu (“how, why”), archaic Danish and Norwegian hvi (“why”), Swedish vi (“why”), Faroese and Icelandichví (“why”), Latin cui (“to whom”, dative case of quī (“who, how, why”)), Ancient Greek πει(pei, “where”). Compare Old English þȳ (“because, since, on that account, therefore, then”, literally “by that, for that”). See thy.

can't argue with that though.

Oh, that's fantastic. Thank you. 

[Northern Soul]

1 minute ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

Oh, that's fantastic. Thank you. 

Just playin' by the rules. Just playin' by the rules. 

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

1 hour ago, Northern Soul said:

Just playin' by the rules. Just playin' by the rules. 

Would you believe that I haven't got a clue what on earth you are on about in the above post?  And stop winking at me. You've given me the fear now man. Oh shite, now my wife has just started giving out from upstairs. 

Northern Soul - nice chatting. Got to dash. Might be back in a short while minus my bollocks. May as well smile while I still can. 

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

Wow, that was painless. Just told to take my medication is all. I'm also bollocko intacto. That's right, ME, nuts.

[Northern Soul]

2 minutes ago, Scruffylovemonster said:

Course they were. Roger said so.

Thanks for the pint.

If the acoustic tent regulars wander into the rest of the festival, are they temporarily blinded and bemused?

@Yoghurt on a Stick-Glad your plums are ok...!!

@Scruffylovemonster-Bravo Sir, I am unable to answer your question though. I will leave it for someone more learned than myself. 

[simian_mobile_mushrooms]

23 minutes ago, Scruffylovemonster said:

Course they were. Roger said so.

Thanks for the pint.

If the acoustic tent regulars wander into the rest of the festival, are they temporarily blinded and bemused?

There are no acoustic tent regulars.
 

After the peace sign record is broken, what is the next record to be broken at Glastonbury?

[mario man]

1 hour ago, simian_mobile_mushrooms said:

There are no acoustic tent regulars.
 

After the peace sign record is broken, what is the next record to be broken at Glastonbury?

The new Katy Perry one

Where's Wally?

[verrymerry]

1 hour ago, mario man said:

The new Katy Perry one

Where's Wally?

He's behind you

Can I take alcohol into the Arena?