"Really big secret"

[MetaKate]

I heard on Twitter the secret is that they've turned the whole farm into a concrete slab to prevent mud issues. 

[ShakeyCrash]

What have been the best kept secrets in previous years; libertines was a good one. Anymore?

[MilkyJoe]

18 minutes ago, ShakeyCrash said:

What have been the best kept secrets in previous years; libertines was a good one. Anymore?

Michael Eavis did some karaoke with the vodka jellies last year.

[jparx]

More I think about this, more I think it's gonna be Gorillaz. Which would be decent, but a little bit "mehhhhh" tbh.

[CaledonianGonzo]

Careful now. You'll only summon The Gorillaz Explainers.

[semmtexx]

2 hours ago, crazyfool1 said:

Yep the same it's sewn on to my suit with fishing wire and glued on to my hats and wellies also sewn onto my back pack . Will be starting a creatives thread next week when I can get a friend to get a decent photo of it . So keep your eye out  

Will do! 

[ShakeyCrash]

Gorillaz with Noel Gallagher?

[jonodillieono]

50 minutes ago, MetaKate said:

I heard on Twitter the secret is that they've turned the whole farm into a concrete slab to prevent mud issues. 

And nothing of value was lost.

Make Glastonbury Great Again #concretethefarm

[Supernintendo Chalmers]

Do we think they'll announce it before the festival or do a big reveal just before they/he/she take to the stage? The latter would be fun

[Mouseboy11]

Arcade Fire have been rumoured a little bit haven't they? Could be them?

[Bradders]

Liam Gallagher is playing, is that big enough to be the big secret?

[CaledonianGonzo]

Just now, Bradders said:

Liam Gallagher is playing, is that big enough to be the big secret?

With Led Zeppelin?

[MetaKate]

44 minutes ago, jonodillieono said:

And nothing of value was lost.

Make Glastonbury Great Again #concretethefarm

Why stop at Glastonbury? We can solve the mud problem worldwide! 

#concretetheworld

[Franky]

Ergh just heard on the radio some very exciting news about Harry Styles coming up  please god no. 

[Bradders]

Don't worry, he's playing the Garage in London tonight, it'll be that.

[guypjfreak]

1 hour ago, Friendly Banter said:

It's 1 am in Portland, Oregon USA. I'm convinced the Gorillaz are the secret. 

 

Thanks,

 

from the USA 

I bloody hope not 

[MetaKate]

1 minute ago, Franky said:

Ergh just heard on the radio some very exciting news about Harry Styles coming up  please god no. 

That would be such a tiny little secret. Imagine 65 pages of wild speculation, hours of sweat tears and blood. Cramped up thumbs and onset of Carpal tunnel and in the end it's the boy band -4 directions. 

[Cieran]

Jesus, Gorillaz will be super disappointing

[MetaKate]

1 minute ago, Cieran said:

Jesus, Gorillaz will be super disappointing

If you're not assuming you're going to be disappointed then you're doing it wrong. 

[Green.flash]

8 hours ago, Green.flash said:

I'm only on page 60 so things might change but by my ur knong ..,Fock pmfyomk.   

30 mins fteasg pribve. It Elton 

its the fresh cocking provncyw - fresh prince 30 mins slotted in anywhere. 

Blimey, that got a bit messy very quickly. Should leave off the top shelf. 

 

The translation is Elton as the legend, or jazzy Jeff and the fresh prince, which would be universally popular and they could squeeze them in a half hour slot without mentioning mucking about with the running order too much. 

 

Sounded better pissed though. 

[Ozanne]

Sorry if anyones mentioned this one before, but any chance it could be Kasabian? Weren't they heavily rumoured to be on of the headliners, and the 'secret' nature of this announcement would get round the Reading exclusivity?

[CaledonianGonzo]

Only if they just came onstage and apologised for last time.

[H.M.V]

Can we all just clarify that it's not going to be kasabian or arcade fire. They both headlined in 2014 and even coldplay don't come back that soon. 

I'm saying nowt about van the man

[Deaf Nobby Burton]

2 minutes ago, Ozanne said:

Sorry if anyones mentioned this one before, but any chance it could be Kasabian? Weren't they heavily rumoured to be on of the headliners, and the 'secret' nature of this announcement would get round the Reading exclusivity?

They headlined just three years ago, so at least they'd stop some of the Coldplay jokes as that would make them more regular than them. I can't see it for that reason as I can't see them accepting anything other than Pyramid headliner.

[hannaranks]

47 minutes ago, Franky said:

Ergh just heard on the radio some very exciting news about Harry Styles coming up  please god no. 

what station?