Stage Predictions 2017

[FloorFiller]

1 minute ago, Hugh Jass said:

Why does everyone have Kraftwerk down for Sunday? Is there info? Was hoping for a Saturday alternative to Ed myself.

think they've got shows right up until the Friday so guess people are assuming they'd take a day off and then play the Sunday. not sure if there's any more to it than that

[BlackHole2006]

1 minute ago, Hugh Jass said:

Why does everyone have Kraftwerk down for Sunday? Is there info? Was hoping for a Saturday alternative to Ed myself.

I'm in the same boat as you mate, I'm hoping for a bit more of a party on West Holts to finish things off. Something like The Jacksons. Don't think there has been any evidence that Kraftwerk will headline West Holts on Sunday and reckon it's merely wishful thinking. 

[Quark]

Kraftwerk on the Pyramid, closing Sunday night, playing Autobahn in full.  You know, for the lols. Those boys are all about the lols.

[Acid_Haze]

13 hours ago, dylangraham said:

Friday:

PY: Radiohead, The xx, The Specials, HAIM, Jungle, Blossoms, Michael Kiwanuka
OS: Major Lazer, SOAD, YM@6, Slaves, Empire of the Sun, Kodaline, Peter Doherty, Feeder, Ocean Colour Scene
WH: Chic, The Roots
JP: The War on Drugs, Run The Jewels, Danny Brown

Saturday:

PY: Ed Sheeran, Lady Gaga, Iggy Pop, Prophets of Rage, Christine & the Queens, Seasick Steve, Kate Tempest
OS: Bon Iver, The National, London Grammar, Die Antwoord, Frank Turner
WH: Justice, Solange
JP: The Flaming Lips, Everything Everything

Sunday:

PY: Foo Fighters, Royal Blood, Jamie T, Diana Ross, Clean Bandit, The Pogues, Adam Cohen
OS: Alt-J, Emeli Sande, Metronomy, Schoolboy Q, Travis
WH: Kraftwerk, The Avalanches, Nao
JP: The Courteeners

 

A few there a bit higher than I think they will be in reality, but think this is relatively feasible

swap the courteeners and the war on drugs around easily. Courteeners & Foo Fighters would have too much crossover appeal and same with the War on Drugs and Radiohead. Wouldn't be fair for the war on drugs or courteeners

[SOAD]

Thought i'd have a go at pyramid,  other and jp headliners. Not done openers for pyramid as would have no idea. Although to be fair Glasto just seems unpredictable in general. 

Friday

Radiohead / Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds / The National / Frank Ocean / Blondie / Father John Misty / Ray Davies / ? ? ? 

Major Lazer / Kaiser Chiefs / Run the Jewels / White Lies / Blossoms / Enter Shikari / Feeder / Of Montreal / Pet Shop Boys

The Courteeners

Saturday

Ed Sheeran / Queens of the Stone Age / Paolo Nutini / Emeli Sande / Franz Ferdinand / St Vincent / Everything Everything / ? ? ?

Nine Inch Nails / Paloma Faith / Phoenix / Empire of the Sun / The Shins / Tegan and Sara / Sleaford Mods / The Hives / Against Me! 

Elbow

Sunday

Foo Fighters / Lady Gaga / Pixies / Diana Ross / Prophets of Rage / Clean Bandit / KT Tunstall / ? ? ? 

The XX / Bon Iver / Haim / Metronomy / Placebo / Modest Mouse / Pete Doherty / Metric / Cheap Trick

The Flaming Lips

[Guy Incognito]

I like your thinking but Nick Cave is in America over Glastonbury weekend. Also no way would QOTSA sub Ed Sheeran, can't see Bon Iver subbing The XX either.

[SOAD]

15 minutes ago, rhg_99 said:

I like your thinking but Nick Cave is in America over Glastonbury weekend. Also no way would QOTSA sub Ed Sheeran, can't see Bon Iver subbing The XX either.

Ah didn't realise about nick cave. Fair on the other points as well. Don't think it would be out of the question with bon iver below the xx but going to swap them and kaiser chiefs. Gonna stick qotsa under Radiohead and put vampire weekend under ed sheeran.  Ah maybe not as can't edit the post. 

Edited November 7, 2016 by SOAD

[Cian T]

19 hours ago, dylangraham said:

Friday:

PY: Radiohead, The xx, The Specials, HAIM, Jungle, Blossoms, Michael Kiwanuka
OS: Major Lazer, SOAD, YM@6, Slaves, Empire of the Sun, Kodaline, Peter Doherty, Feeder, Ocean Colour Scene
WH: Chic, The Roots
JP: The War on Drugs, Run The Jewels, Danny Brown

Saturday:

PY: Ed Sheeran, Lady Gaga, Iggy Pop, Prophets of Rage, Christine & the Queens, Seasick Steve, Kate Tempest
OS: Bon Iver, The National, London Grammar, Die Antwoord, Frank Turner
WH: Justice, Solange
JP: The Flaming Lips, Everything Everything

Sunday:

PY: Foo Fighters, Royal Blood, Jamie T, Diana Ross, Clean Bandit, The Pogues, Adam Cohen
OS: Alt-J, Emeli Sande, Metronomy, Schoolboy Q, Travis
WH: Kraftwerk, The Avalanches, Nao
JP: The Courteeners

 

A few there a bit higher than I think they will be in reality, but think this is relatively feasible

I would take this all day long, yes please, bloody lovely!

[henry bear]

5 hours ago, SOAD said:

Thought i'd have a go at pyramid,  other and jp headliners. Not done openers for pyramid as would have no idea. Although to be fair Glasto just seems unpredictable in general. 

Friday

Radiohead / Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds / The National / Frank Ocean / Blondie / Father John Misty / Ray Davies / ? ? ? 

Major Lazer / Kaiser Chiefs / Run the Jewels / White Lies / Blossoms / Enter Shikari / Feeder / Of Montreal / Pet Shop Boys

The Courteeners

Saturday

Ed Sheeran / Queens of the Stone Age / Paolo Nutini / Emeli Sande / Franz Ferdinand / St Vincent / Everything Everything / ? ? ?

Nine Inch Nails / Paloma Faith / Phoenix / Empire of the Sun / The Shins / Tegan and Sara / Sleaford Mods / The Hives / Against Me! 

Elbow

Sunday

Foo Fighters / Lady Gaga / Pixies / Diana Ross / Prophets of Rage / Clean Bandit / KT Tunstall / ? ? ? 

The XX / Bon Iver / Haim / Metronomy / Placebo / Modest Mouse / Pete Doherty / Metric / Cheap Trick

The Flaming Lips

Cheap Trick could be a possibility - they're playing in Spain on the Friday. One of those bands I've never got around to seeing.

[dentalplan]

Smell my stage prediction you mother!

Py: RADIOHEAD, The xx, Emeli Sandé, Kaiser Chiefs, A Tribe Called Quest, Blossoms, Kate Tempest, Junun
OS: Major Lazer, Imagine Dragons, Prophets of Rage, The Kooks, Charli XCX, Rat Boy, Circa Waves, KGATLW, Happy Mondays
JP: The Vaccines, Nick Murphy, Glass Animals, DMA's, KGATLW, Spring King, Loyle Carner, Hooton Tennis Club, Brian Deady, Let's Eat Grandma
WH: Flume, Stormzy, The O'Jays, Anderson .Paak, Bombino, Bomba Estereo, Holly Herndon, Bacao Rhythm & Steel Band
Pa: Teenage Fanclub, Young Fathers, Martha Reeves & the Vandellas, American Football, Digable Planets, Foxygen, Palace, Margo Price, Mitski, Pumarosa

Py: FOO FIGHTERS, Royal Blood, Barry Gibb, Haim, Clean Bandit, Amadou & Mariam, Nao, Omar Souleyman
OS: Bon Iver, George Ezra, Metronomy, Phoenix, Die Antwoord, Slaves, Wild Beasts, Sundara Karma, Teleman
JP: Justice, Bonobo, Crystal Castles, White Lies, James Vincent McMorrow, Sampha, The Hunna, Vaults, The Growlers, [ETC winner]
WH: The Isley Brothers, Goat, Blood Orange, Elza Soares, Orchestra Baobab, The Invisible, Kero Kero Bonito, Moon Hooch
Pa: Slowdive, Gold Panda, Local Natives, Angel Olsen, Whitney, Josephine Foster, Moon Duo, Madisen Ward & Mama Bear, Ryley Walker, Amber Arcades

Py: LADY GAGA, The Weeknd, The Specials, Diana Ross, Christine & the Queens, Esperanza Spalding, Vintage Trouble, Black Dyke Band
OS: alt-J, The War on Drugs, Fleet Foxes, London Grammar, Peace, The Pretenders, Aurora, The Sherlocks, Foy Vance
JP: Flaming Lips, Cage the Elephant, The Horrors, Warpaint, Lady Leshurr, Parquet Courts, Borns, The Big Moon, Krrum, Goat Girl
WH: Kraftwerk, Four Tet, Toots & Maytals, Bassekou Kouyate & Ngoni Ba, Ghostpoet, The Comet is Coming, Imarhan, Aristophanes
Pa: Crystal Fighters, Regina Spektor, Polica, Real Estate, Alvvays, Nick Waterhouse, Rejjie Snow, Alexandra Savior, Shock Machine

Edited November 21, 2016 by dentalplan

[chatty]

Fuck this thread. Popped in out of curiosity and I'm already raging at fantasy clashes that aren't even real.

[Tuna]

That lineup is unrealistic because it's way too good. 

[01seb]

Pyramid – Radiohead, The XX, Bastille, Jamie T, Will Smith & DJ Jazzy Jeff, Dua Lipa, Goat

Other – Major Lazer, Two Door Cinema Club, Fleet Foxes, The Shins, George Ezra, Daughter, Jagwar Ma, KGATLW, Richard Ashcroft

John Peel – Soulwax, Metronomy, Warpaint, Lapsley, Christine & the Queens, Shura, Honeyblood, Spring King

The Park – Grizzly Bear, Wild Beasts, Local Natives, Parquet Courts, Cloud Nothings, Nao, The Boxer Rebellion, Rhodes, Frances

 

 

Pyramid – Ed Sheeran, Elbow, Barry Gibb, London Grammar, Haim, Clean Bandit, Nathaniel Rateliff

Other – Bon Iver, Primal Scream, Phoenix, The Kooks, Run the Jewels, Drenge, Rat Boy, Beach Slang, Sleigh Bells, Teleman

John Peel – The Flaming Lips, Slaves, Alunageorge, The Temper Trap, Oh Wonder, Grouplove, Temples, Car Seat Headrest, Let’s Eat Grandma

The Park – Flume, Of Montreal, Villagers, Tycho, Real Estate, Nick Mulvey, Lucy Rose, Hooten Tennis Club

 

 

Pyramid – Foo Fighters, Lady Gaga, Emeli Sande, Dianna Ross, Blossoms, Michael Kiwanuka, Local Band

Other – Paolo Nutini, Vampire Weekend, You Me At Six, Franz Ferdinand, Hozier, Solange, Lukas Graham, DMA’s, Arcane Roots

John Peel – Placebo, Twin Atlantic, MO, The Pigeon Detectives, Jagwar Ma, Asgeir, Mura Masa, Hermitude, Jaws

The Park – First Aid Kit, Glass Animals, Kaytranada, Portugal the Man, Cass McCombs, Maybel, The Big Moon

 

Edited November 22, 2016 by 01seb

[fraserb]

Can someone please make a case for Kasabian? The timing feels right irregardless of their last appearance being three years ago.

[01seb]

18 minutes ago, fraserb said:

Can someone please make a case for Kasabian? The timing feels right irregardless of their last appearance being three years ago.

Apparently they are headlining Reading & Leeds next year. They wouldn't do Glasto in the same year...

[CaledonianGonzo]

57 minutes ago, fraserb said:

Can someone please make a case for Kasabian? 

A case for the prosecution?

[thewayiam]

4 hours ago, 01seb said:

Pyramid – Radiohead, The XX, Bastille, Jamie T, Will Smith & DJ Jazzy Jeff, Dua Lipa, Goat

Other – Major Lazer, Two Door Cinema Club, Fleet Foxes, The Shins, George Ezra, Daughter, Jagwar Ma, KGATLW, Richard Ashcroft

John Peel – Soulwax, Metronomy, Warpaint, Lapsley, Christine & the Queens, Shura, Honeyblood, Spring King

The Park – Grizzly Bear, Wild Beasts, Local Natives, Parquet Courts, Cloud Nothings, Nao, The Boxer Rebellion, Rhodes, Frances

 

 

Pyramid – Ed Sheeran, Elbow, Barry Gibb, London Grammar, Haim, Clean Bandit, Nathaniel Rateliff

Other – Bon Iver, Primal Scream, Phoenix, The Kooks, Run the Jewels, Drenge, Rat Boy, Beach Slang, Sleigh Bells, Teleman

John Peel – The Flaming Lips, Slaves, Alunageorge, The Temper Trap, Oh Wonder, Grouplove, Temples, Car Seat Headrest, Let’s Eat Grandma

The Park – Flume, Of Montreal, Villagers, Tycho, Real Estate, Nick Mulvey, Lucy Rose, Hooten Tennis Club

 

 

Pyramid – Foo Fighters, Lady Gaga, Emeli Sande, Dianna Ross, Blossoms, Michael Kiwanuka, Local Band

Other – Paolo Nutini, Vampire Weekend, You Me At Six, Franz Ferdinand, Hozier, Solange, Lukas Graham, DMA’s, Arcane Roots

John Peel – Placebo, Twin Atlantic, MO, The Pigeon Detectives, Jagwar Ma, Asgeir, Mura Masa, Hermitude, Jaws

The Park – First Aid Kit, Glass Animals, Kaytranada, Portugal the Man, Cass McCombs, Maybel, The Big Moon

 

Richard Ashcroft, Will Smith and Grizzly Bear.

RTJ, The Kooks for a laugh and Ed.

DMA's, Hosier, Gaga and FF. Rather DMA's were on JP though. 

I'd also probably skip Grizzly for Arcadia.

[Untz]

11 hours ago, dentalplan said:

JP: Justice, Bonobo, Crystal Castles, White Lies, James Vincent McMorrow, Sampha, The Hunna, Vaults, The Growlers, [ETC winner]

Pa: Slowdive, Gold Panda, Local Natives, Angel Olsen, Whitney, Josephine Foster, Moon Duo, Madisen Ward & Mama Bear, Ryley Walker, Amber Arcades

Bonobo shoved in between Justice and Crystal Castles AND clashing with Gold Panda? That's just mean.

[Cornelius_Fudge]

6 hours ago, 01seb said:

Pyramid – Radiohead, The XX, Bastille, Jamie T, Will Smith & DJ Jazzy Jeff, Dua Lipa, Goat

Other – Major Lazer, Two Door Cinema Club, Fleet Foxes, The Shins, George Ezra, Daughter, Jagwar Ma, KGATLW, Richard Ashcroft

John Peel – Soulwax, Metronomy, Warpaint, Lapsley, Christine & the Queens, Shura, Honeyblood, Spring King

The Park – Grizzly Bear, Wild Beasts, Local Natives, Parquet Courts, Cloud Nothings, Nao, The Boxer Rebellion, Rhodes, Frances

 

 

Pyramid – Ed Sheeran, Elbow, Barry Gibb, London Grammar, Haim, Clean Bandit, Nathaniel Rateliff

Other – Bon Iver, Primal Scream, Phoenix, The Kooks, Run the Jewels, Drenge, Rat Boy, Beach Slang, Sleigh Bells, Teleman

John Peel – The Flaming Lips, Slaves, Alunageorge, The Temper Trap, Oh Wonder, Grouplove, Temples, Car Seat Headrest, Let’s Eat Grandma

The Park – Flume, Of Montreal, Villagers, Tycho, Real Estate, Nick Mulvey, Lucy Rose, Hooten Tennis Club

 

 

Pyramid – Foo Fighters, Lady Gaga, Emeli Sande, Dianna Ross, Blossoms, Michael Kiwanuka, Local Band

Other – Paolo Nutini, Vampire Weekend, You Me At Six, Franz Ferdinand, Hozier, Solange, Lukas Graham, DMA’s, Arcane Roots

John Peel – Placebo, Twin Atlantic, MO, The Pigeon Detectives, Jagwar Ma, Asgeir, Mura Masa, Hermitude, Jaws

The Park – First Aid Kit, Glass Animals, Kaytranada, Portugal the Man, Cass McCombs, Maybel, The Big Moon

 

Pretty nice Saturday for me there, although I spend a lot of time at the WH, so I expect A Tribe Called Quest and Kraftwerk to be there on the Sat/Sun night to flesh it out

In general though...

Edited November 22, 2016 by Cornelius_Fudge

[shoptildrop]

15 hours ago, dentalplan said:

Smell my stage prediction you mother!

Py: RADIOHEAD, The xx, Emeli Sandé, Kaiser Chiefs, A Tribe Called Quest, Blossoms, Kate Tempest, Junun
OS: Major Lazer, Imagine Dragons, Prophets of Rage, The Kooks, Charli XCX, Rat Boy, Circa Waves, KGATLW, Happy Mondays
JP: The Vaccines, Nick Murphy, Glass Animals, DMA's, KGATLW, Spring King, Loyle Carner, Hooton Tennis Club, Brian Deady, Let's Eat Grandma
WH: Flume, Stormzy, The O'Jays, Anderson .Paak, Bombino, Bomba Estereo, Holly Herndon, Bacao Rhythm & Steel Band
Pa: Teenage Fanclub, Young Fathers, Martha Reeves & the Vandellas, American Football, Digable Planets, Foxygen, Palace, Margo Price, Mitski, Pumarosa

Py: FOO FIGHTERS, Royal Blood, Barry Gibb, Haim, Clean Bandit, Amadou & Mariam, Nao, Omar Souleyman
OS: Bon Iver, George Ezra, Metronomy, Phoenix, Die Antwoord, Slaves, Wild Beasts, Sundara Karma, Teleman
JP: Justice, Bonobo, Crystal Castles, White Lies, James Vincent McMorrow, Sampha, The Hunna, Vaults, The Growlers, [ETC winner]
WH: The Isley Brothers, Goat, Blood Orange, Elza Soares, Orchestra Baobab, The Invisible, Kero Kero Bonito, Moon Hooch
Pa: Slowdive, Gold Panda, Local Natives, Angel Olsen, Whitney, Josephine Foster, Moon Duo, Madisen Ward & Mama Bear, Ryley Walker, Amber Arcades

Py: LADY GAGA, The Weeknd, The Specials, Diana Ross, Christine & the Queens, Esperanza Spalding, Vintage Trouble, Black Dyke Band
OS: alt-J, The War on Drugs, Fleet Foxes, London Grammar, Peace, The Pretenders, Aurora, The Sherlocks, Foy Vance
JP: Flaming Lips, Cage the Elephant, The Horrors, Warpaint, Lady Leshurr, Parquet Courts, Borns, The Big Moon, Krrum, Goat Girl
WH: Kraftwerk, Four Tet, Toots & Maytals, Bassekou Kouyate & Ngoni Ba, Ghostpoet, The Comet is Coming, Imarhan, Aristophanes
Pa: Crystal Fighters, Regina Spektor, Polica, Real Estate, Alvvays, Nick Waterhouse, Rejjie Snow, Alexandra Savior, Shock Machine

Good god, Sunday I'd be living in JP from Warpaint onwards

[conroy17]

4 hours ago, thewayiam said:

Richard Ashcroft, Will Smith and Grizzly Bear.

RTJ, The Kooks for a laugh and Ed.

DMA's, Hosier, Gaga and FF. Rather DMA's were on JP though. 

I'd also probably skip Grizzly for Arcadia.

The festival is wasted on you

[bunfight]

Good to see a few shouts for Hooton Tennis Club; not really my cup of tea to be honest, but the production line being generated by the Edge Hill University 'Label Recordings' (where HTC started before Heavenly grabbed them) looks likely to be a real treasure trove in future when we look back at bands who went on to play the festival.  I've seen all of the bands they have had in the stable and there isn't a dud one there. Feral Love and Oranj Son could both be the real deal.

https://www.edgehill.ac.uk/thelabel/

 

[thewayiam]

3 hours ago, conroy17 said:

The festival is wasted on you

Nope, the lineup was wasted on me.

Plus maybe I just like to catch a few acts I really want to see now and spend the rest of the time pottering about and exploring. After all, it's not all about the music, I find loads to do in the circus fields as well.

[SwedgeAntilles]

14 hours ago, 01seb said:

Pyramid – Radiohead, The XX, Bastille, Jamie T, Will Smith & DJ Jazzy Jeff, Dua Lipa, Goat

Other – Major Lazer, Two Door Cinema Club, Fleet Foxes, The Shins, George Ezra, Daughter, Jagwar Ma, KGATLW, Richard Ashcroft

John Peel – Soulwax, Metronomy, Warpaint, Lapsley, Christine & the Queens, Shura, Honeyblood, Spring King

The Park – Grizzly Bear, Wild Beasts, Local Natives, Parquet Courts, Cloud Nothings, Nao, The Boxer Rebellion, Rhodes, Frances

 

 

Pyramid – Ed Sheeran, Elbow, Barry Gibb, London Grammar, Haim, Clean Bandit, Nathaniel Rateliff

Other – Bon Iver, Primal Scream, Phoenix, The Kooks, Run the Jewels, Drenge, Rat Boy, Beach Slang, Sleigh Bells, Teleman

John Peel – The Flaming Lips, Slaves, Alunageorge, The Temper Trap, Oh Wonder, Grouplove, Temples, Car Seat Headrest, Let’s Eat Grandma

The Park – Flume, Of Montreal, Villagers, Tycho, Real Estate, Nick Mulvey, Lucy Rose, Hooten Tennis Club

 

 

Pyramid – Foo Fighters, Lady Gaga, Emeli Sande, Dianna Ross, Blossoms, Michael Kiwanuka, Local Band

Other – Paolo Nutini, Vampire Weekend, You Me At Six, Franz Ferdinand, Hozier, Solange, Lukas Graham, DMA’s, Arcane Roots

John Peel – Placebo, Twin Atlantic, MO, The Pigeon Detectives, Jagwar Ma, Asgeir, Mura Masa, Hermitude, Jaws

The Park – First Aid Kit, Glass Animals, Kaytranada, Portugal the Man, Cass McCombs, Maybel, The Big Moon

 

You've stuck Jagwar Ma in twice so I've gone to see them twice.

Struggling for a decent sub on Saturday and a Bon Iver vs Flaming Lips clash would be pretty grim but not unlikely. I'd love to sign off the weekend at The Park for First Aid Kit. 

[conroy17]

9 hours ago, thewayiam said:

I find loads to do in the circus fields as well.

He means drugs