Headliners 2015

[Woffy]

Punch yourself again.

I believe, "F*** off you c***!" is the standard response to this, is it not, Carlton?

[FloorFiller]

Blur and Elton seem good value if you were having a punt.

Elton is booked up on the Sunday so seems terrible value. think i may stick a bit on Swift

[Redwinevino]

Elton at 9s is a shout

Edit

Just seen the above post he is booked elsehwhere

Edited March 3, 2015 by Redwinevino

[notonmywatch]

Seeing as Florence now isn't headlining, could she be opening the Other?

I'm still a newbie to the whole thing so not really sure how that one works..

[notonmywatch]

I believe, "F*** off you c***!" is the standard response to this, is it not, Carlton?

It's just like a big verbal cuddle in here

[Rose-Colored Boy]

I hope no one shouts at me, and believe me I hate myself for saying this, but what about Sam Smith.... Just won a shedload of awards and for some reason seems to be huge.

DON'T HATE ME I ALREADY PUNCHED MYSELF FOR SAYING THAT

Nah. Only subbing V and T, and last year the acts who did that played third on the Pyramid, headlined the Other Stage and subbed the Other Stage.

He also wouldn't have enough songs to fill a headline slot if he played his entire album twice.

William Hill have opened betting again for the Sunday headliner, shame there's no solid rumors at the moment

http://sports.williamhill.com/bet/en-gb/betting/g/2720341/To-Headline-Glastonbury-2015.html

Lol at Take That being longer odds than Kate Bush.

Edited March 3, 2015 by Zac Quinn

[addicted2noise]

Blur and Elton seem good value if you were having a punt.

That's not what Big Billy says

[Redwinevino]

Elton is booked up on the Sunday so seems terrible value. think i may stick a bit on Swift

Where is he playing he doesn't seem to have anything on his website unless I just can't see it

[Woffy]

It's just like a big verbal cuddle in here

No, no...Carlton - the little charmer - has been in the news again today:

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/mar/03/carlton-cole-fa-charged-twitter-west-ham

[FloorFiller]

Where is he playing he doesn't seem to have anything on his website unless I just can't see it

can't remember where he's playing but dentalplan posted about it the other day

[Mardy]

Where is he playing he doesn't seem to have anything on his website unless I just can't see it

It's er.. Liepzig, I think

[Bradders]

The thing about bigbilly is he's not a new poster. Had a quick look at his profile and he's been here for years and posted about the kidz field and stuff like that. Doesn't seem like your classic bullshitter.

[ghostdancer1]

She's done 3 nights many times. Didn't realise it would be 4 tho. Did another date get added? Even more reason for her not be there. I think ones expecting her will be very disappointed

no, it's been 4 nights in a row since the start, Hyde Park on Saturday, Dublin on Monday and Tuesday.

subbing on Friday would make far more sense all round, assuming you don't subscribe to the theory that FF would have to be preceded by a guitar band...

[RyGSY]

They would be a massive flop and surely HIGHLY unlikely and not the Glasto audiences cup of tea.

But erm, would they even consider having a punt at Paramore?

Hayley Williams is also a woman.

[FloorFiller]

They would be a massive flop and surely HIGHLY unlikely and not the Glasto audiences cup of tea.

But erm, would they even consider having a punt at Paramore?

Hayley Williams is also a woman.

definitely not. pop/punk is one genre that is almost never represented at Glastonbury - plus, they co-headlined Reading so would be a very weak booking, plus they're on the arse end of their tour which Glastonbury rarely ever does with headliners

Edited March 3, 2015 by FloorFiller

[ghostdancer1]

her tour starts in August - very unlikely that she'd debut it at Glastonbury two months earlier

a greatest hits set at Glastonbury to sell the last remaining tickets for a tour full of new stuff would work though, although i've no idea if her tours are usually near-instant sell-outs or what...

[notonmywatch]

no, it's been 4 nights in a row since the start, Hyde Park on Saturday, Dublin on Monday and Tuesday.

subbing on Friday would make far more sense all round, assuming you don't subscribe to the theory that FF would have to be preceded by a guitar band...

Is that actually a possibility?

[Redwinevino]

It's er.. Liepzig, I think

Seems it is indeed, Balls! I was really hoping it would be him

[LondonTom]

No chance - people go and see Pyramid headliners just because they're Pyramid headliners. You're mistaking the Pyramid crowd for the eFests contingent.

Plus Swift has a few well-known tunes and is a bit of a celebrity, as it were. So if she headlined, sub-headlined, whatever, it'd be popular.

Christ, if we we going by that criteria the Eavi may as well invite Katie Price to duet with Peter Andre. Wouldn't that be fantastic?

No, no...Carlton - the little charmer - has been in the news again today:

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/mar/03/carlton-cole-fa-charged-twitter-west-ham

Carlton will explain on here soon i am sure, but he was factually correct with that with that one

[CaledonianGonzo]

Time for a late rallying call in favour of

#TeamBarry

[CarltonGold]

I believe, "F*** off you c***!" is the standard response to this, is it not, Carlton?

Something along those lines Woff dog.

[kingcrawler]

Is that actually a possibility?

Don't see why not, makes more sense than doing 4 days in a row. She's still down for Sunday on the rumours page though so I'm assuming the info Neil got on her possibly playing was for Sunday.

[stuartbert two hats]

because as a 25 year old guy i'd feel like a bit of a dickhead stood in the middle of a Taylor Swift gig belting out her tunes (probably alone, because i doubt i could convince a friend to fork up the money for it). i went to see Pink a few years ago (mate had free ticket, i thought 'why not?') and i just felt odd. wouldn't be so at a festival. i'm sure many people have acts who they'd never pay to see at their own gigs for whatever reason but jump at the chance to see them at a festival

Yeah, I really liked Lily Allen's first album, as did my mates girlfriend, so the three of us went to see her at the Apollo. We were in our twenties at the time and seemed to be the oldest people there by far without children. Really, really jarring.

Saw her at Glasto, was totally fine.

[CarltonGold]

Carlton will explain on here soon i am sure, but he was factually correct with that with that one

I just don't know why people expect me to control myself when Spurs fans are giving it large on twitter.

I bet Swift is a Yid.

[notonmywatch]

I just don't know why people expect me to control myself when Spurs fans are giving it large on twitter.

I bet Swift is a Yid.