Tommy Dickfingers Posted January 9, 2020 Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 9 hours ago, MaxPower said: Resurrecting this thread as inspired by some of the absolutely nuts replies in this twitter thread - lol my reply is in amongst that thread. RTB funniest c**t on twitter 100 percent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superscally Posted January 9, 2020 Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 9 hours ago, Gnomicide said: Dude this is incredible. I read that whole thread, then went back through this. This was the post I posted to our WhatsApp group! Great minds, eh? My mate says he can't read that Andy Roberts tweet without imagining an Irish accent! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazyfool01 Posted January 9, 2020 Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 (edited) Last year sat in west holts field we came across this girl who seemed to be enjoying herself running about naked with quite a lot of hair in various places .. she sat with a group of people behind us and started dipping stolen churros into chocolate sauce ... was awkward at the time ... next day my friend saw her working in a bar ... I won’t post that photo for her dignity ...not adding the photos in the news article I saw as mentioned to me ... what happens at Glastonbury stays at glastonbuy Edited January 9, 2020 by crazyfool1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuartbert two hats Posted January 9, 2020 Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 42 minutes ago, crazyfool1 said: Last year sat in west holts field we came across this girl who seemed to be enjoying herself running about naked with quite a lot of hair in various places .. she sat with a group of people behind us and started dipping churros into chocolate sauce ... was awkward at the time ... next day my friend saw her working in a bar ... I won’t post that photo for her dignity ...but here is one of her without the churros and dip ... just need to resize it Nah man, what happens in Glastonbury stays in Glastonbury. Don't post a picture of a stranger you have a funny story about. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazyfool01 Posted January 9, 2020 Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 3 minutes ago, stuartbert two hats said: Nah man, what happens in Glastonbury stays in Glastonbury. Don't post a picture of a stranger you have a funny story about. Actually fair point 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuartbert two hats Posted January 9, 2020 Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 (edited) 5 minutes ago, crazyfool1 said: Actually fair point Nice one There's some annoying breaches of privacy on that Twiiter thread. "Oh look, a middle aged woman with no clothes on" being surreptitiously videoed. Not cool. Edited January 9, 2020 by stuartbert two hats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazyfool01 Posted January 9, 2020 Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 1 minute ago, stuartbert two hats said: Nice one There's some annoying breaches of privacy on that Twiiter thread. "Oh look, a middle aged woman with no clothes on" being surreptitiously videoed. Not cool. True ... I actually didn’t take a photo myself but came across a news article later Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boilingtent Posted January 9, 2020 Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 On 4/1/2016 at 3:55 PM, shuttlep said: anything i could find, its' amazing what you find in the stone circle at 8 am but I swear it was there. i can picture it now Sounds like the greend fields / permaculter? Got shouted at once morning at silly oclock as we were all sitting in a garden in there mangled. The same guy who screamed at us then came and joined. Also ended u in some sort of den / shlter thing near the stone circle and witch appeared and we all bolted. Saw it years later in daylight and it all came back. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jfaragher Posted January 9, 2020 Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 (edited) Some of the stuff on that twitter thread is 👍 Some of it is "I saw a naked person" or "I saw a woman breastfeeding" or "I saw someone really off their face", none of which are particularly surprising unless it's your first Glastonbury (or even your first festival that isn't Reading & Leeds...) /edit - re-reading this, I sound like a right festival snob type, but I can't work out how to say it better, so I'll just leave it. Edited January 9, 2020 by jfaragher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quark Posted January 9, 2020 Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 I maintain that the one that still has me scratching my head most was seeing a discarded plate and cutlery in a long drop. Of all the places to sit and have your tea... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrshire Chris Posted January 9, 2020 Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 14 minutes ago, Quark said: I maintain that the one that still has me scratching my head most was seeing a discarded plate and cutlery in a long drop. Of all the places to sit and have your tea... Someone just chucking a curry down the longdrop , cutting out the middle man? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeyT Posted January 9, 2020 Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 21 minutes ago, Quark said: I maintain that the one that still has me scratching my head most was seeing a discarded plate and cutlery in a long drop. Of all the places to sit and have your tea... On a food related note people who literally sit in the middle of what is clearly a path to eat? Seriously man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pahqman Posted January 9, 2020 Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 Or get their food from the collection side and move approximately 6 inches to the left with their group to eat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuartbert two hats Posted January 9, 2020 Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 I'll tell you what's weird, Leon's having one queue for hot food and another queue for cold food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quark Posted January 9, 2020 Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 1 minute ago, stuartbert two hats said: I'll tell you what's weird, Leon's having one queue for hot food and another queue for cold food. Gone out to get some lunch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WestCountryGirl Posted January 9, 2020 Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 One of the weirdest things I've ever seen at Glasto has to be the time that my mate bought a lasagne from a stall, sat down at a table with us all, proper civilised, and then started eating the lasagne ... from the centre. 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuartbert two hats Posted January 9, 2020 Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 2 minutes ago, Quark said: Gone out to get some lunch? These people: Not these people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zero000 Posted January 9, 2020 Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 1 minute ago, WestCountryGirl said: One of the weirdest things I've ever seen at Glasto has to be the time that my mate bought a lasagne from a stall, sat down at a table with us all, proper civilised, and then started eating the lasagne ... from the centre. I hope you are no longer friends with them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quark Posted January 9, 2020 Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 2 minutes ago, WestCountryGirl said: One of the weirdest things I've ever seen at Glasto has to be the time that my mate bought a lasagne from a stall, sat down at a table with us all, proper civilised, and then started eating the lasagne ... from the centre. The actual fuck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeppelin Posted January 9, 2020 Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 38 minutes ago, WestCountryGirl said: One of the weirdest things I've ever seen at Glasto has to be the time that my mate bought a lasagne from a stall, sat down at a table with us all, proper civilised, and then started eating the lasagne ... from the centre. I just vomited a little. Disgusting behaviour. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoghurt on a Stick Posted January 9, 2020 Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 (edited) Trust me, this is going to hurt me more than it does you; My wife bet that I couldn’t make a car out of lasagne. You should have seen her face as I drove pasta! That was for those who aren't too pici about their lasagne jokes. Edited January 9, 2020 by Yoghurt on a Stick 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HattersBoy Posted January 9, 2020 Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 1 hour ago, WestCountryGirl said: One of the weirdest things I've ever seen at Glasto has to be the time that my mate bought a lasagne from a stall, sat down at a table with us all, proper civilised, and then started eating the lasagne ... from the centre. Good god, and I bet you they squeeze toothpaste like this and have their toilet roll like this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuie Posted January 9, 2020 Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 Just now, HattersBoy said: and have their toilet roll like this This is the correct way. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HattersBoy Posted January 9, 2020 Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 2 minutes ago, stuie said: This is the correct way. Just leave this 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuie Posted January 9, 2020 Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 1 minute ago, HattersBoy said: Just leave this :-) strongly disagree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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