Next Announcement 2017 Thread

[Bisque]

I've got it in my waters something will be announced in a tabloid just before the Brits & then Glasto will confirm it just after. Prob Eddy Sheeran.

[mjsell]

1 hour ago, shuttlep said:

15:45 today

 

 

you heard it here first

You're wrong. It's 16:00 today. I'll be back to gloat at 15:46.

[jonzpellz]

1 hour ago, shuttlep said:

15:45 today

 

 

you heard it here first

I am calling it now. It is this Thursday at 17:00 - this is based on zero knowledge about Glastonbury announcements.

[sheffieldlady]

I'm thinking after the Brits too!

[Avalon_Fields]

My announcement on the timing of the next Glastonbury announcement is coming soon...

[across97]

Where's the blue chicken when you need him? His announcement predictions were spot on last year

[big__phil]

4 minutes ago, across97 said:

Where's the blue chicken when you need him? His announcement predictions were spot on last year

I'm more of @Yellow Chicken fan myself. @Blue Chicken had his moments though.

AHTheChickens!

[morph100]

NME awards and Brits are prime ground for an name drop...

[big__phil]

12 minutes ago, morph100 said:

NME awards and Brits are prime ground for an name drop...

Yes, especially as they are both likely to hand best festival awards to the festival. I wonder if Emily will snatch the mic from Michael before he says anything he shouldn't!

[shuttlep]

2 hours ago, JoeyT said:

Ballsy.

I may have to make something up

[Hugh Jass]

We need to be keeping an eye on the Pilton branch of B&Q. If an elderly man in denim shorts is spotted buying several tins of white emulsion then we know something is happening.

[JoeyT]

1 hour ago, shuttlep said:

I may have to make something up

If you do make sure you produce a fake betting slip too as it always goes down well

[shuttlep]

21 minutes ago, JoeyT said:

If you do make sure you produce a fake betting slip too as it always goes down well

have my fake betting slip at the ready, and my story typed up for the daily mail (they love that shit)

my guess is based on studying the thingy, (so basically could happen any time) why not 15:45

3 hours ago, mjsell said:

You're wrong. It's 16:00 today. I'll be back to gloat at 15:46.

16:00 is when Michael feeds the cows, so that's out

[shuttlep]

damn

[grayfitz]

1 minute ago, shuttlep said:

damn

To be fair, the retweet they just did was at 15.45...

[mjsell]

24 minutes ago, shuttlep said:

damn

Can you imagine if they actually had. I think the power of prediction would go to my head, just start chucking random predictions at people in the street.

[Blue Chicken]

5 hours ago, across97 said:

Where's the blue chicken when you need him? His announcement predictions were spot on last year

Sorry to spoil anyone's sport but no info has arrived in my hen house as yet so I reckon nothing this week. 

[joeyjarman]

I'm still going for before 19:00 tonight, as before, based on absolutely nothing but blind optimism.

[mjsell]

18 minutes ago, Blue Chicken said:

Sorry to spoil anyone's sport but no info has arrived in my hen house as yet so I reckon nothing this week. 

How does it normally arrive? You expecting to lay an egg with Grohls face on it at some point?

Or one with shit ginger stubble all over it.

Edited February 7, 2017 by mjsell

[SwedgeAntilles]

It's times like these I learn to lay again

1 hour ago, mjsell said:

How does it normally arrive? You expecting to lay an egg with Grohls face on it at some point?

 

[Hugh Jass]

1 hour ago, mjsell said:

How does it normally arrive? You expecting to lay an egg with Grohls face on it at some point?

Or one with shit ginger stubble all over it.

Egg Sheeran?

[Quark]

Killing Yolk

[Gnomicide]

Un oeuf Znoeuf

 

[Alex DeLarge]

What type of egg would Dave Grohl be?

A runny egg.

[Crazyfool01]

A broken legg !!